Is it time for Random Thoughts - Part 4?

[OmCheeto]

For some strange reason,my ex (who was completely inept at maths) loved maths jokes.

Find your ex, and send them here.

 

[DennisN]

Feeling tired and want some isolation?
You could try an Ostrich Pillow .

 

[lisab]

And...another line out there.

C'mon - nibble! You know you want to. Do it!

 

[Enigman]

I killed my second puppy in a span of 24 hrs.

-------
ie. the linux OS...

 

[JorisL]

hmm sometimes I wonder if my mastery of physics is all that good. I always doubt whether I should answer a question here since there are people here that can do it better and more complete.
Also when someone in real life asks anything I don't know when to stop giving a very complete answer or just a handwavy 'magic' kind of answer >.<

 

[DennisN]

Radiative toys: Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab (1950-1951)

 

[Enigman]

Time to burn.


*Let the thirteenth page begin and that too on a Friday*

 

[HomogenousCow]

I've always wondered, does the US government seize your assets if you go to prison for life?

 

[Evo]

I've always wondered, does the US government seize your assets if you go to prison for life?

No, they don't.

 

[lisab]

Three sunny-ish days after a warm, wet winter = omg allergies.

Jeez i can hardly breathe, or think .

 

[Evo]

Three sunny-ish days after a warm, wet winter = omg allergies.

Jeez i can hardly breathe, or think .

They said this spring may be rough, I had a couple of weeks where I had to hit the allergy medicine.

Ba node, I can't brede thru ba node.

 

[lisab]

They said this spring may be rough, I had a couple of weeks where I had to hit the allergy medicine.

Ba node, I can't brede thru ba node.

Be needer !

 

[Evo]

be needer !

lol!

 

[Lisa!]

I don't want to see my dentist today! He makes me really tired sometimes

 

[dlgoff]

I don't want to see my dentist today! He makes me really tired sometimes

Just ask your denist for some N₂O and you won't care.

 

[drizzle]

Lol dl!

 

[Lisa!]

Just ask your denist for some N₂O and you won't care.

Dentists are no fun!

 

[lendav_rott]

yous get laugh gased at the dentists? What about the sedative shots?

 

[dlgoff]

What about the sedative shots?

What's fun about that?

 

[Enigman]

All-nighters are unfun...where's my coff...zzzzz
:zzz:

 

[HomogenousCow]

Need to lose weight, yet so hungry...

 

[Ripley]

I need to put on weight yet I'm never hungry :-/

 

[HomogenousCow]

i cry myself to sleep at night with a cookbook

 

[Enigman]

I apparently have minor psychopathic tendencies...
http://www5.psychcentral.com/quizzes/psychopathy.htm

I scored 13. Ominous...

 

[lisab]

I apparently have minor psychopathic tendencies...
http://www5.psychcentral.com/quizzes/psychopathy.htm

I scored 13. Ominous...

Hmm, I think I've taken this before but I'm not sure...my memory may be poor but I scored a 2, so at least I'm not psychopathic .

 

[Evo]

Okay question one is a "did you stop beating your wife", yes or no question.

Most would describe me as charming and nonchalant -- I can turn my charm on and off like a faucet

These are two completely different things

You can be charming and nonchalant without it being something you do deliberately.

While people would describe me as the former, the latter is not true, so the answer is no, even though the first part is true.

Anyway, I took it.

Results of
The Psychopathy Quiz

You scored a total of 0


No psychopathy

You answered this quiz consistent with people who would not generally be considered a psychopath by research methods currently used to quickly screen for psychopathy in the population.

- See more at: http://www5.psychcentral.com/cgi-bin/psychopathy-quiz.cgi#sthash.SipKXNNu.dpuf

 

[lendav_rott]

9. I have no problem or concern in lying in order to get what I want.

-who the hell lives like that? More importantly, how the hell do they live with themselves?

Funny test, though - at some point they ask if you were messed up as a teenager - groundbreaking discovery, I'm sure, indefinitely shapes what a person becomes like when they "grow up".

 

[micromass]

You answered this quiz consistent with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior. This high score suggests that you likely have psychopathic tendencies.

 

[Evo]

You answered this quiz consistent with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior. This high score suggests that you likely have psychopathic tendencies.

I'm more of a sociopath, I'd think you were too.

 

[lendav_rott]

Watch Full Metal Jacket - the first 40 minutes where the drill sergeant curses everyone off like there is no tomorrow. That is a god-damned sykopath

 

[collinsmark]

Hmm. Frozen fishsticks. Yes. That's the meal to eat when doing taxes. Fishsticks it is.

 

[Evo]

I love fish sticks

 

[Lisa!]

Congratulations for not being a psychopath today!

 

[Enigman]

http://thisisindexed.com/2014/01/keep-calm-carry-repressing-emotions/

 

[lendav_rott]

Hmm. Frozen fishsticks. Yes. That's the meal to eat when doing taxes. Fishsticks it is.

please.. warm them up, it's a major offense to eat fish sticks when they are frozen -.-