Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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brewnog said:
Moonbear, bet you 20p that you can't lick your elbow...

No way! My arm was sore for three days the last time someone posted that you can't lick your elbow and I was determined to find out if I could. :-p
 
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My big toe is also longer than the other toes. I read somewhere a long time ago that a "big" big toe helps you to sprint.

I can lick the inside of my elbow. That counts.
 
  • #3,503
Moonbear said:
No way! My arm was sore for three days the last time someone posted that you can't lick your elbow and I was determined to find out if I could. :-p
I could lick your elbow :-p
 
  • #3,504
Evo said:
My toes all progressively go down in length with the big toe the longest.
If you'd cover them up at night, they wouldn't be malformed. It's probably frostbite.:-p

hypatia said:
I'm going to try all kinds of odd stuff with my body?
I would like to try a couple of odd things with your body... :wink:

Huckleberry said:
I could lick your elbow :-p
If you're getting that close anyhow, might I suggest an alternate target?:-p
 
  • #3,505
Evo said:
I've noticed that the majority of people have a second toe (the toe next to their big toe) that is as long or longer than their big toe. Mine is shorter. My toes all progressively go down in length with the big toe the longest.

Anyone else with toes like this?
Yes! Mine too. :smile:
 
  • #3,506
SOS2008 said:
Yes! Mine too. :smile:
You keep 'em stuck out of the covers too?
 
  • #3,507
Huckleberry said:
I could lick your elbow :-p

Well, I might have suggested the same until you told me about the flippers. I'm a bit of a bigot when it comes to dating within my own species. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I'm a bit of a bigot when it comes to dating within my own species. :-p
There you go again with that. Sheesh, what a prude!
 
  • #3,509
Danger said:
There you go again with that. Sheesh, what a prude!

Well, I tried that ursine canine thing, and that just didn't work out well, so I'm going to just stick with other bears for now. Besides, I need warm and fuzzy, not cold and wet mammals in bed with me.
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, I might have suggested the same until you told me about the flippers. I'm a bit of a bigot when it comes to dating within my own species. :-p

It's not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that

It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky

But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
Like a mountain, or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be


I wonder if Kermit got any lovin', besides the extensive physicals by Jim Henson. I'd have to agree with him, It's not easy being green.
 
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Huckleberry said:
It's not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that

It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky

But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
Like a mountain, or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be


I wonder if Kermit got any lovin', besides the extensive physicals by Jim Henson. I'd have to agree with him, It's not easy being green.

Well, if he didn't, it was his own fault the way Miss Piggy had the hots for him! :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, if he didn't, it was his own fault the way Miss Piggy had the hots for him! :-p
I can't believe that you mentioned Miss Piggy more than 10 minutes ago, and SOS hasn't showed up yet. :confused:
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, if he didn't, it was his own fault the way Miss Piggy had the hots for him! :-p
It's kind of hard to concentrate when your concealing Jim Henson's spare car keys. How do you break that news to your girlfriend?
 
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Danger said:
I can't believe that you mentioned Miss Piggy more than 10 minutes ago, and SOS hasn't showed up yet. :confused:
Ah-hah! So some are into sheep, others into bears, and I like swine. :smile: BTW my current avatar is compliments of Danger, and HE is the one who informed me that Mark Twain was the author of my signature (thus revived).
 
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Huckleberry said:
It's kind of hard to concentrate when your concealing Jim Henson's spare car keys. How do you break that news to your girlfriend?

You don't. Whatever experimenting you did when younger should be locked away and never shared with anyone (unless you think she might be into that). :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
You don't. Whatever experimenting you did when younger should be locked away and never shared with anyone (unless you think she might be into that). :biggrin:
Come to think of it, Miss Piggy probably has a few secrets of her own. :eek:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Come to think of it, Miss Piggy probably has a few secrets of her own. :eek:
So this high-brow woman walks into the deli and asks for the biggest salami in the place. The butcher shows her a few and she selects a fine 4 kilogram specimen. He then asks if she wants it sliced. "What do I look like," she snorts, "a piggy bank?" :-p
 
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*Huckleberry scratches his head*
OH! :eek: :smile:
 
  • #3,520
Danger said:
So this high-brow woman walks into the deli and asks for the biggest salami in the place. The butcher shows her a few and she selects a fine 4 kilogram specimen. He then asks if she wants it sliced. "What do I look like," she snorts, "a piggy bank?" :-p

That took two readings before I got it. Sometimes the ones that take a moment get the best laugh! :smile: :smile:
 
  • #3,521
Huckleberry said:
*Huckleberry scratches his head*
OH! :eek: :smile:
Moonbear said:
That took two readings before I got it.
I'm still having a bit of trouble with the fuses on these things. Maybe I should switch to electronic timers... :redface:
 
  • #3,522
Danger said:
I'm still having a bit of trouble with the fuses on these things. Maybe I should switch to electronic timers... :redface:
Well, I got it right away...do they have a title for most demented member? :eek:
 
  • #3,523
Danger said:
I'm still having a bit of trouble with the fuses on these things. Maybe I should switch to electronic timers... :redface:

The snort threw me off.
 
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It's not your fuses Danger. I just forgot to flip the switch to Danger mode before reading the post. I should have guessed the premise before I read the first word.
 
  • #3,525
SOS2008 said:
Well, I got it right away...do they have a title for most demented member? :eek:
If I may reference one of Hypatia's comments to me, what's that about a pot and a black kettle? If you were truly as sweet and innocent as you'd have us believe, you'd still be trying to figure it out. I mean really, if Moonbear took that long, what does that say about your mind? :-p

Moonbear said:
The snort threw me off.
Yeah, I know the feeling. That's why I cut down on my nocturnal visits to Evo. :bugeye:

Huckleberry said:
It's not your fuses Danger. I just forgot to flip the switch to Danger mode before reading the post. I should have guessed the premise before I read the first word.
Yes, you should have. Shame on you. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,526
I still don't get it. Someone explain it. I bet it's one of those things that I got but didn't get the humour in it.
 
  • #3,527
Smurf said:
I still don't get it. Someone explain it. I bet it's one of those things that I got but didn't get the humour in it.

We'll explain it to you when you're older.

(I sure wish I had written down all the questions I asked as a kid that got that answer; it would be fun to go up to mom with the whole list now and ask them again, just to see how she'd react.) :smile:
 
  • #3,528
Moonbear said:
We'll explain it to you when you're older.
(I sure wish I had written down all the questions I asked as a kid that got that answer
I'm sure that you can remember the salient ones if you really apply yourself. Just think of what you wouldn't want your kid asking... :devil:
 
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Danger said:
I'm sure that you can remember the salient ones if you really apply yourself. Just think of what you wouldn't want your kid asking... :devil:

Oh, I know the general gist of what those questions were, just was musing that it would be fun to have saved up the list since she said she'd tell me when I was older. :biggrin: Actually, most of the time, I think it wasn't that embarrassing, just jokes that were said in my presence that I didn't understand and wanted to know what everyone was laughing about.
 
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Moonbear said:
just jokes that were said in my presence that I didn't understand and wanted to know what everyone was laughing about.
Oh... so you really were just like Smurf... :biggrin:
 
  • #3,531
Danger said:
Oh... so you really were just like Smurf... :biggrin:

I was a bit younger than that when I wasn't getting those jokes, and nobody noticed if I wore a dress. :smile:
 
  • #3,532
Moonbear said:
I was a bit younger than that when I wasn't getting those jokes
He probably still didn't get them when he was younger...
 
  • #3,533
Danger said:
He probably still didn't get them when he was younger...

:rolleyes: I s'pose so. :smile:
 
  • #3,534
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I s'pose so. :smile:
Not everyone loves toying with causality as much as I do.
 

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