Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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LOL! I guess that's what you buy for the guy who has everything. :smile:
 
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Danger said:
Since SOS reminded me of this last night, I might as well toss it in now.



http://img125.echo.cx/img125/4481/jetskipf8en.th.jpg
So typical of guys--everything must be "improved" upon, even if it isn't needed, and preferably if it will put your life at risk. :smile:
 
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I wonder what Freud would have to say about this?
 
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SOS2008 said:
So typical of guys--everything must be "improved" upon, even if it isn't needed, and preferably if it will but your life at risk. :smile:
This from the woman with the M1 Abrams wheelchair? :-p

Huckleberry said:
I wonder what Freud would have to say about this?
Probably "Holy ****, that's a loud seagull."
 
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Danger said:
This from the woman with the M1 Abrams wheelchair? :-p
First, I NEED my M1 Abrams wheelchair, and it doesn't put my life at risk (don't forget the inflatable devices, er..um air bags), and if people get out of my way fast enough they will be just fine too. :-p
 
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SOS2008 said:
it doesn't put my life at risk (don't forget the inflatable devices, er..um air bags), and if people get out of my way fast enough they will be just fine too. :-p
Alright... but I still think that there should be some kind of steering system.
 
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I'm Back! :smile:

And you people (danger, SOS, Moonbear, Evo, Etc.) have a lot of explaining to do.

franznietzsche said:
You get hit on by artman too?
I have never hit on you franz. :eek:

But that is a particularly nice shirt you have on today.:biggrin:

No time to read right now. I'll check back later.

Thanks for channelling me while I was away Huckleberry. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Alright... but I still think that there should be some kind of steering system.
I don't know about that, Danger. I'd rather have a rocket coming at me than a guided missile. Some things are better left to fate. I'd rather not have mine be 'crushed to death by M1 Abrams wheelchair.'
 
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Artman said:
I'm Back! :smile:

And you people (danger, SOS, Moonbear, Evo, Etc.) have a lot of explaining to do.

Darn! Um...wait...just a minute...*shoves pirate sugar under sofa cushion, puts away sharp knives*...erm, I mean, Welcome Back! :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Darn! Um...wait...just a minute...*shoves pirate sugar under sofa cushion, puts away sharp knives*...erm, I mean, Welcome Back! :biggrin:
Uh huh. Pirate sugar? I think I've got some reading to do.

And Evo! Dressing sweet little Franzbear in a beaver pelt to go beaver hunting! Really. You should no better than that.

Beavers are out of season. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Beavers are out of season. :biggrin:

That's not what Danger says. :-p
 
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Artman said:
And Evo! Dressing sweet little Franzbear in a beaver pelt to go beaver hunting! Really. You should no better than that.

Beavers are out of season. :biggrin:
I dressed him as a beaver? (have no memory of doing this) Although that is brilliant. :approve:

Are you referring to the merkin? See Ivan's post #90. :smile:

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=69911&page=6&pp=15
 
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Huckleberry said:
I don't know about that, Danger. I'd rather have a rocket coming at me than a guided missile. Some things are better left to fate. I'd rather not have mine be 'crushed to death by M1 Abrams wheelchair.'
Right--there are no brakes either.
 
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Artman said:
Thanks for channelling me while I was away Huckleberry.
My pleasure. Do you think there is enough room for the two of us here? Might be time for Artman to take a more permanent vacation. :devil:
SOS2008 said:
Right--there are no brakes either.
Ofcourse not. Need all the space you can spare for a kickin' sound system and those green apple martunis you gals are always talking about.
 
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Huckleberry said:
Of course not. Need all the space you can spare for a kickin' sound system and those green apple martunis you gals are always talking about.
Exactly! One must have priorities in order, such as a cup holder for my green apple martini. :biggrin: I'm still working on the sound system. I was using a headset with an ipod, but it gets in the way of my night vision goggles.
 
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SOS2008 said:
Exactly! One must have priorities in order, such as a cup holder for my green apple martini. :biggrin: I'm still working on the sound system. I was using a headset with an ipod, but it gets in the way of my night vision goggles.

Oh, now that's something that still needs to be invented. A decent holder for a martini glass that won't tip over in the pool or let the martini get warm. :biggrin:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Exactly! One must have priorities in order, such as a cup holder for my green apple martini. :biggrin: I'm still working on the sound system. I was using a headset with an ipod, but it gets in the way of my night vision goggles.
I'm starting to get the picture here. I see SOS, her torso protruding from the monstrous M1 Abrams wheelchair. Her long, blond hair is wild and windblown as she treads recklessly on autopilot, crashing one party after another attempting to refuel her supply of green apple martinis. The sound of "Hells Bells" blaring from her massive soundsystem shakes the neighborhood in prelude to her arrival. Peaceloving partigoers look up in wonderment, just in time to see SOS screaming like an amazon warrior woman, wearing her military issue nightvision goggles and a camoflauge tank top. As she steamrolls their humvees she flails her arms in triumph and manages to never spill a drop from her glass. In moments she is gone, leaving ruin and devastation and piles of olive pits in her wake.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I'm starting to get the picture here. I see SOS, her torso protruding from the monstrous M1 Abrams wheelchair. Her long, blond hair is wild and windblown as she treads recklessly on autopilot, crashing one party after another attempting to refuel her supply of green apple martinis. The sound of "Hells Bells" blaring from her massive soundsystem shakes the neighborhood in prelude to her arrival. Peaceloving partigoers look up in wonderment, just in time to see SOS screaming like an amazon warrior woman, wearing her military issue nightvision goggles and a camoflauge tank top. As she steamrolls their humvees she flails her arms in triumph and manages to never spill a drop from her glass. In moments she is gone, leaving ruin and devastation and piles of olive pits in her wake.
You should consider writing. :smile:
 
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Consider it? I'm relying on it. It's the only thing I'm semi-skilled at. This particular image reminds me of just about every Terry Pratchett book I've read.

P.S. Thanks :biggrin:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Consider it? I'm relying on it. It's the only thing I'm semi-skilled at. This particular image reminds me of just about every Terry Pratchett book I've read.

P.S. Thanks :biggrin:
I didn't know you wrote. Is that what you do?
 
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Evo said:
I didn't know you wrote. Is that what you do?
No. Just as a hobby. I'm not a professional. I'm just a lowly student, and hope to always remain that way.
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, now that's something that still needs to be invented. A decent holder for a martini glass that won't tip over in the pool or let the martini get warm. :biggrin:
Right! There are those cups with water-filled insolation that can be placed in the freezer. The cups will float, but still tip and spill. Let's face it, the RV rocks!
Huckleberry said:
I'm starting to get the picture here. I see SOS, her torso protruding from the monstrous M1 Abrams wheelchair. Her long, blond hair is wild and windblown as she treads recklessly on autopilot, crashing one party after another attempting to refuel her supply of green apple martinis. The sound of "Hells Bells" blaring from her massive soundsystem shakes the neighborhood in prelude to her arrival. Peaceloving partigoers look up in wonderment, just in time to see SOS screaming like an amazon warrior woman, wearing her military issue nightvision goggles and a camoflauge tank top. As she steamrolls their humvees she flails her arms in triumph and manages to never spill a drop from her glass. In moments she is gone, leaving ruin and devastation and piles of olive pits in her wake.
Very good analogy of my real life. :eek: You would have made great contributions to the story about Dave...
 
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Evo said:
I dressed him as a beaver? (have no memory of doing this).
Uh huh.

Evo said:
Artman, you're leaving?

I will take care of little Franzbear. Franzbear will be safe with me. :approve: We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear. :approve:
Naughty, naughty, naughty. Going on a beaver hunt while I'm on vacation.

I happen to love beaver. I keep my beaver gun clean and ready to use in case I see a beaver to go after. I've been on beaver hunting safaris since grade school. I'm currently on a long term beaver expedition and I caught one. :-p :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Evo said:
I dressed him as a beaver? (have no memory of doing this).
Artman said:
Uh huh.
Evo said:
Artman, you're leaving?

I will take care of little Franzbear. Franzbear will be safe with me. We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear.
artman said:
Uh huh.
Artman said:
Naughty, naughty, naughty. Going on a beaver hunt while I'm on vacation.
Evo said:
Darn, I thought I'd deleted the evidence. :bugeye:
Artman said:
I happen to love beaver. I keep my beaver gun clean and ready to use in case I see a beaver to go after. I've been on beaver hunting safaris since grade school. I'm currently on a long term beaver expedition and I caught one. :-p :biggrin:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
 
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Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:

:redface: :blushing: That's more personal information than I needed to know! :smile:
 
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you got a kitty in your pic for crying out loud!
 
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cronxeh said:
you got a kitty in your pic for crying out loud!

A gun-totin' one no less! :smile:
 
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A bird in hand and a nest to go.
 
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Chronos said:
A bird in hand and a nest to go.

Between this and your comment in the what to wear thread, it's not hard to figure out what's on your mind tonight. :wink:
 
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Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
Is this a personal choice, or just the age thing? And whoever thought up 'one in the hand is worth two in the bush' was either dislexic or stupid. I'll go for all three in the bush, and keep your hands for other things.
 
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Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
A local (maybe syndicated, I don't remember) weatherman once made the comment that if you don't wear your wig everyday, it's not a wig, it's a hat.

Just thought I'd mention that. :blushing: :biggrin:
 
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ohh.. haaha it hurts to breathe
 
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cronxeh said:
ohh.. haaha it hurts to breathe
Got your hat on over your nose? :smile:
 
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cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005
 
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cronxeh said:
cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005
Is the illustrated version out in paperback? :-p
 

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