Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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cronxeh said:
Gah.. someone walks into this thread and drops an F-bomb.. http://carboninside.com/fart.gif and then we are all like.. oMG.. OMG.. WHO DID THAT?

Everyone starts pointing at franzbear.. and then there is a chain reaction http://carboninside.com/ole.gif and he gets beaten up http://carboninside.com/beatup.gif

Meanwhile Danger tries his best to animate the whole process http://carboninside.com/crash.gif and Moonbear getting her rats to mate http://carboninside.com/dstyle.gif
Oh[/URL] cronxeh, marry me! This is great! :biggrin:
 
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hmm I can almost see it now.. http://carboninside.com/marry.gif

But alas, I'm too young! http://carboninside.com/nono.gif :cry: o:)
 
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cronxeh said:
Gah.. someone walks into this thread and drops an F-bomb.. http://carboninside.com/fart.gif and then we are all like.. oMG.. OMG.. WHO DID THAT?

Everyone starts pointing at franzbear.. and then there is a chain reaction http://carboninside.com/ole.gif and he gets beaten up http://carboninside.com/beatup.gif

Meanwhile Danger tries his best to animate the whole process http://carboninside.com/crash.gif and Moonbear getting her rats to mate http://carboninside.com/dstyle.gif
[/URL]

:smile: You're in charge of the next birthday party around here! :biggrin:
 
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cronxeh said:
hmm I can almost see it now.. http://carboninside.com/marry.gif

But alas, I'm too young! http://carboninside.com/nono.gif
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Aww, but you make such a cute couple there. Hey, if that psycho teacher can marry her student now that she's out of prison, surely you and Evo could get married. :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Maybe if little franzbear catches his mom and uncle Huck in the act, he'll just kill himself. :-p
If I knew what a franzbear was I might be concerned enough to close the door.

Hey cronx, nice animations. I especially like the one with danger banging his head against the desk. That's what he'll be doing when he reads the last page or two of this thread.
Evo said:
What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue.
I'm an uncle already? That was fast. :approve: science good.
 
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Evo said:
What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue. :blushing:

:rolleyes: Wait a minute! He's an uncle on his father's side, right? It would just be all wrong if I found out he was my brother. I'd have to move to West Virginia or Arkansas. :frown:
 
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Alabama's nice too..
 
  • #3,614
cronxeh said:
Alabama's nice too..

I'll keep that in mind if it turns out I'm related to Huck. :smile:
 
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You'd have to move to Canada if 'she' had a sex change done too..
 
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cronxeh said:
Alabama's nice too..
HEY! Knock it off! :mad:
 
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jackpot! wee
 
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Huckleberry said:
I'm an uncle already? That was fast. :approve: science good.
Accelerated Evolution Theory proven! :biggrin: :bugeye:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Accelerated Evolution Theory proven! :biggrin: :bugeye:

Wrong thread. That one belongs in the crackpot theory thread. :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Uh, yeah, how franzbear came to be. :redface:

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=166&pp=20&highlight=franzbear

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=169&pp=20
OK, I get it now. I thought franzbear had something to do with Moonbear and franzneitzsche. I had no idea that it was your love child. Artman named it, and Integral is the shadow of death looming above it with scythe in hand, waiting for the word from Mother Evo.

It might actually be worth reading this thread. Maybe one week when I have nothing to do I'll get that done.
cronxeh said:
You'd have to move to Canada if 'she' had a sex change done too..
How did you know? :eek:
 
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Huckleberry said:
OK, I get it now. I thought franzbear had something to do with Moonbear and franzneitzsche. I had no idea that it was your love child.

Not love child, e-child! E-children aren't created by something so intangible as love (especially with franz!); PF has a very sophisticated algorithm that determines the ideal matches for forming its e-children.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!
I was just going beaver hunting...or merkin hunting...(I never know what I'm going to find)...




...and I thought I might get cold, so I kind of just borrowed the little lacy pair. (Figured those will keep me warm.) :-p :biggrin:

<SPANK!>

Thank you mam, may I have another?

<SPANK!>

Thank you mam, may I have another?

<SPANK!>

Thank you mam, may I have another?

Anybody get the "Thank you mam, may I have another" reference?
 
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Artman said:
Anybody get the "Thank you mam, may I have another" reference?

Animal House...

"And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here." - Neidermeyer

...well we shouldn't have any reservations here... :-p
 
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Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

As of this moment, Moonbear and franz are on a double secret probation!
 
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DocToxyn said:
Animal House...
Good work Doc Tox!

DocToxyn said:
"And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here." - Neidermeyer

...well we shouldn't have any reservations here... :-p
Two dozen! Danger has submitted single posts with more than that! :biggrin:


cronxeh said:
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
Ut oh, better put Franzbear to bed right now, cronxeh wants to party. :smile:

As of this moment, Moonbear and franz are on a double secret probation!
Oh my gosh! Hey Danger, what level of probation do you think we're in!?
 
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Where's Moonbear? She hasn't been to visit this thread all morning. I suspect she's losing interest in little Franzbear.
 
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I'm here, just checking in after checking today's email messages. Woke up with a migraine that hasn't gone away yet, and staring at the monitor is painful.
 
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heres my turtle:

http://carboninside.com/turtle1.JPG
http://carboninside.com/turtle2.JPG
 
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Moonbear said:
I'm here, just checking in after checking today's email messages. Woke up with a migraine that hasn't gone away yet, and staring at the monitor is painful.
I think it's from looking at speedo-guy and Naked Cowboy guy.
 
  • #3,630
cronxeh said:
heres my turtle:

http://carboninside.com/turtle1.JPG
What[/URL] is that black thing doing to your turtle, cronxeh?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Hey cronx, nice animations. I especially like the one with danger banging his head against the desk. That's what he'll be doing when he reads the last page or two of this thread.
Truly fantastic work with those little buggers. Wish I knew how to do that. Unfortunately, although I often feel like doing what you show, I can't. No desk. There's a little piece of plywood stuck under the front edge of my computer that's just big enough to hold a mouse pad and my ashtray. The keyboard is in my lap, and I'm not flexible enough to bang my head on it. (If I was, I wouldn't be wasting my time here.) :rolleyes:

Artman said:
Two dozen! Danger has submitted single posts with more than that! :biggrin:
You exaggerate, but thanks for the vote of confidence. I'll try harder in future. :biggrin:

Sorry, I don't get the probation reference.:redface:


Artman said:
What is that black thing doing to your turtle, cronxeh?
Preparing it for launch, by the look of it. :bugeye:
 
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Danger said:
Sorry, I don't get the probation reference.:redface:
The guys in the movie Animal House were so "fun loving" (troublesome) that the dean of the college put them on "Double Secret Probation," a made up disciplinary action, so he could kick them out.
 
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Artman said:
The guys in the movie Animal House were so "fun loving" (troublesome) that the dean of the college put them on "Double Secret Probation," a made up disciplinary action, so he could kick them out.
Okay, thanks. I don't know if I ever saw that whole movie. Not really my kind of humour. I vaguely remember something about a food fight, a car at 'ramming speed', a big cake, and some togas. Other than that... nada.
 
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cronxeh said:
heres my turtle:
Is that really your turtle? What's his name?
 
  • #3,635
Evo said:
Is that really your turtle? What's his name?
Of course it's not really his turtle. He's only trying to lure you in because he knows about Roger. It's really his gerbil with extensive make-up. Don't fall for it.
 
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Danger said:
Of course it's not really his turtle. He's only trying to lure you in because he knows about Roger. It's really his gerbil with extensive make-up. Don't fall for it.

Danger speaks from experience. Did you ever get the superglue out of your beard?
 
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brewnog said:
Danger speaks from experience. Did you ever get the superglue out of your beard?
I thought we agreed to keep that quiet. No, I bloody didn't. Why do you think I'm clean-shaven now?




That question does bring up a painful memory, though. I make all of my own appliances for Hallowe'en or costume parties. Everything is usually made of and attached with liquid latex. One year I didn't have any and there was no time to get any, so I attached the main facial piece with silicone sealant. It was all fine until this one girl in the bar decided that she was going to find out once and for all who was under the mask. She grabbed the rather prominent nose thereof and ripped it off. Took half the skin off of my face. :eek:
 
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cronxeh said:
heres my turtle:

I'm really glad the pictures cleared before I looked at that post. Given the current topic of questionable male fashion, I might not have returned to this thread.

cronxeh- that looks like a Russian tortoise, Testudo horsfieldii (Agrionemys horsfieldii), am I right?

Evo is rather fond of chelonians so be prepared...
 
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Danger said:
Of course it's not really his turtle. He's only trying to lure you in because he knows about Roger. It's really his gerbil with extensive make-up. Don't fall for it.
Roger. :cry:

I know Roger made it the 5 blocks to the Bayou and had a happy life. <sniff>
 
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DocToxyn, we're still waiting for that new tatoo picture. (taps foot impatiently)
 

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