Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Moonbear said:
Artman said:
Beavers are out of season. :biggrin:
That's not what Danger says. :-p
I can't tell any more; there are too many of you to keep track of. :-p
 
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cronxeh said:
cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005


I want royalties! :biggrin:
 
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Still thinking about that camera. I think I'm going to go for the Sony Cybershot 4.1MP. I want something with at least 4MP. This one comes with a carrying case for just under $300. I think I have to buy the memory chip and rechargable batteries and AC adapter seperately. Hmm, these things are expensive. Maybe I'll just stop by best buy tomorrow and see what they got.
 
  • #3,574
Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:
 
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Danger said:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:
Oh NO! You're right. It's a good thing I always try not to use the term American for a US citizen. Join the club Danger. I'm a merkin, your a merkin, wouldn't you like to be amerkin too?
 
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Danger said:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:

Some of them might not mind being a merkin. :smile: Now I'm going to have a hard time not laughing when I hear it pronounced that way! :smile:
 
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Huckleberry said:
wouldn't you like to be amerkin too?
As long as you're referring to the furry type, sure. I can think of worse places to hang out.
 
  • #3,578
Danger said:
As long as you're referring to the furry type, sure. I can think of worse places to hang out.

No pun intended? :smile:
 
  • #3,579
Moonbear said:
No pun intended? :smile:
Maybe... :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,580
Danger said:
Maybe... :rolleyes:

Uh oh, you seem to be shrinking! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,581
Moonbear said:
Uh oh, you seem to be shrinking! :biggrin:
Given the nature of the discussion, quite the contrary. :-p
 
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I posted this link in the pope thread but I think that may have been too serious a thread for this. I think that this is a sublime piece of art:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4116
 
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*Huckleberry peers off the edge of the killer thread.*
"I can't even see any of the other posts from up here. Wait, is that the member's photo thread down there? I can't quite make it out. Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:
Gee, that's too bad. If he'd been wearing one of those slingshot thongs, he'd be bungieing back right about now. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Gee, that's too bad. If he'd been wearing one of those slingshot thongs, he'd be bungieing back right about now. :biggrin:
*A voice on the wind rises up to meet Danger. "I'd rather die first!"*
 
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Huckleberry said:
*A voice on the wind rises up to meet Danger. "I'd rather die first!"*
Good choice. I don't think that the initial braking impact would be any less painful than landing without it. :eek:
That reminds me...



http://img258.echo.cx/img258/5722/pf9br.th.jpg
 
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Danger said:
Good choice. I don't think that the initial braking impact would be any less painful than landing without it. :eek:
That reminds me...



http://img258.echo.cx/img258/5722/pf9br.th.jpg
A little more blood splatter and body parts for my humor. :smile: :rolleyes: Just Kiddin'
 
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thats unscientific, you thermodynamics hater!
 
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:smile: Another great Danger comic. OK, maybe not that great but it is another Danger comic. :wink:
I like your comics. This one would have been better with a helicopter. Helicopters are just funnier for some reason.
 
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Huckleberry said:
This one would have been better with a helicopter. Helicopters are just funnier for some reason.
I wish to hell I'd thought of that myself. A chopper would certainly earn its nickname under such circumstances. :biggrin:
 
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Huckleberry said:
*Huckleberry peers off the edge of the killer thread.*
"I can't even see any of the other posts from up here. Wait, is that the member's photo thread down there? I can't quite make it out. Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:

You're supposed to kill the thread, not yourself! :bugeye: No wonder it's so hard killing this thing, with you folks missing the whole point like that.

Or maybe the thread is growing in strength and beginning to control our minds. :eek:
 
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Moonbear said:
You're supposed to kill the thread, not yourself! :bugeye: No wonder it's so hard killing this thing, with you folks missing the whole point like that.

Or maybe the thread is growing in strength and beginning to control our minds. :eek:
Don't be ridiculous Moonbear. A thread can't control people's minds. Now, come back to the laundry room for a second. There is something I want to show you. Just ignore those human shaped pods for a moment and take a look at THIS! ...>
 
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I think this thread is starting to curve space..
 
  • #3,594
Huckleberry said:
Don't be ridiculous Moonbear. A thread can't control people's minds. Now, come back to the laundry room for a second. There is something I want to show you. Just ignore those human shaped pods for a moment and take a look at THIS! ...>

:rolleyes: Sheesh, I've seen those before. Everytime I walked in on franz or Artman in the laundry room, they had one of those they were trying to quickly hide.
 
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Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Sheesh, I've seen those before. Everytime I walked in on franz or Artman in the laundry room, they had one of those they were trying to quickly hide.
I always thought those were electro-ejaculators they were distracting us from. :confused: hmmmm...
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I always thought those were electro-ejaculators they were distracting us from. :confused: hmmmm...

Hence the expression on their faces. :bigggrin:
 
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That's what happens when I plug my 110 volt electro-ejaculator into Moonbears 220 volt electric bra socket.

Hmmm, :rolleyes:
 
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Huckleberry said:
That's what happens when I plug my 110 volt electro-ejaculator into Moonbears 220 volt electric bra socket.

Hmmm, :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :frown: :mad: I let you take my bra off and you still needed the electroejaculator? :cry:
 
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I was just prepping for later. Usually when I finish reading a few chapters of 'Snow White and the Seven Spankings' I just plug in that bad boy and drift off into a comfortable sleep. I always awake about 12 hours later exhilerated and refreshed.

I had no idea MIH had discovered my electro-ejaculator. She must have been looking under my mattress again for those panties that Artman hides there. I charge him a monthly fee.

But since you're here and your bra is already off...
Wanna play with my home chemistry lab?
 
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Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!

:rolleyes: He might not take that as much of a threat.
 
  • #3,602
Huckleberry said:
But since you're here and your bra is already off...
Wanna play with my home chemistry lab?

Not until we get you all checked out at the cancer clinic. :approve:
 
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Rut roh, this must be the xxx rated late night adult version of the thread. Franzbear, go back to bed, I'll explain it to you when you get older. :redface: What, no, your mom is paid to discuss these things, she's a professional. What she does to those rhinos with that electric thing is purely scientific. :rolleyes: What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue. :blushing:
 
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Gah.. someone walks into this thread and drops an F-bomb.. http://carboninside.com/fart.gif and then we are all like.. oMG.. OMG.. WHO DID THAT?

Everyone starts pointing at franzbear.. and then there is a chain reaction http://carboninside.com/ole.gif and he gets beaten up http://carboninside.com/beatup.gif

Meanwhile Danger tries his best to animate the whole process http://carboninside.com/crash.gif and Moonbear getting her rats to mate http://carboninside.com/dstyle.gif
 
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Evo said:
Rut roh, this must be the xxx rated late night adult version of the thread. Franzbear, go back to bed, I'll explain it to you when you get older. :redface: What, no, your mom is paid to discuss these things, she's a professional. What she does to those rhinos with that electric thing is purely scientific. :rolleyes: What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue. :blushing:

Maybe if little franzbear catches his mom and uncle Huck in the act, he'll just kill himself. :-p
 

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