Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #4,831
BicycleTree said:
Just think of all the things that people do that nobody else ever knows about. I wonder what percentage of human actions are only known about by the person performing the action.
Not enough
 
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  • #4,832
Ha, you're doing it deliberately now (the consecutive same-minute posting thing).
 
  • #4,833
BicycleTree said:
Yawn. I have made a picture in Paint that I saved as "plink" and most likely no one will ever know what the picture is about except for me.
You cold narrow your search to see how many actions are known by 2 people.







I'll wait for a reply :wink:
 
  • #4,834
Huckleberry said:
Not enough

:smile: Yeah, there are some things that plenty of us really wish we didn't know someone else was doing.
 
  • #4,835
Moonbear and yomamma (Ha, funny saying it in that order), you are not making any sense that I can see. Narrow my search for what? What actions are you wishing about in particular?
 
  • #4,836
BicycleTree said:
Moonbear and yomamma (Ha, funny saying it in that order), you are not making any sense that I can see. Narrow my search for what? What actions are you wishing about in particular?
Look at the post after the one I quoted. think :rolleyes: :wink:
 
  • #4,837
It still does not make sense. However, talking about this is mind-numbing drivel. I'm going to go do something more useful. Have fun all. Pardon my mind-numbed parting. Bye. Last night there were skinheads on my lawn. When I start talking like this I think it's time to quit. There's a fine line between artfully discombobulated and just plain bad.
 
  • #4,838
Wow, that post also sucked. This one's only making it worse.
 
  • #4,839
yomamma said:
Look at the post after the one I quoted. think :rolleyes: :wink:

Come back into the light yomamma! He's sucking you into the Dark Side!
 
  • #4,840
Moonbear said:
Come back into the light yomamma! He's sucking you into the Dark Side!
I'm caught in his spokes!
 
  • #4,841
yomamma said:
I'm caught in his spokes!

Oh no! Hang on! We'll get you out! franzbear, hop in and stop the wheel from turning.

*thwop thwop thwop thwop thwop*

Great job franzbear! Okay, yomamma, while franzbear is wedged in between the spokes and the chain, quickly, let's disentangle you and get you out. HURRY! It seems there's some elastic in this thread and he's starting to stretch!

*yanks yomamma out of the spokes just in time*

*Sproinggggggggggg! Ping! Ping! Ping! Thump.*
Uh, we better get more of that frozen broccoli for franzbear. That was quite a spectacular bounce around the room!
 
  • #4,842
Moonbear said:
Oh no! Hang on! We'll get you out! franzbear, hop in and stop the wheel from turning.

*thwop thwop thwop thwop thwop*

Great job franzbear! Okay, yomamma, while franzbear is wedged in between the spokes and the chain, quickly, let's disentangle you and get you out. HURRY! It seems there's some elastic in this thread and he's starting to stretch!

*yanks yomamma out of the spokes just in time*

*Sproinggggggggggg! Ping! Ping! Ping! Thump.*
Uh, we better get more of that frozen broccoli for franzbear. That was quite a spectacular bounce around the room!
And BT gets away?
 
  • #4,843
yomamma said:
And BT gets away?

Unfortunately, he escaped once again. As soon as you and franzbear were free of his spokes, he pedalled off into the sunset.
 
  • #4,844
I think not!


BT starts to ride off, and out of anger, I run superfast after him.

WWWHHHOOOSSHHH!

I catch up with BT, and know him off the bike.

POW!

THUD!

And then, I beat BT brutally and is sent to an institution.

But I break out..


Then I go to BT's house and ruin his bike.
 
  • #4,845
*sighs* He always comes back. Every thread needs a villian. :rolleyes: Or...well, whatever it is that BT does here. :smile:
 
  • #4,846
Moonbear said:
*sighs* He always comes back. Every thread needs a villian. :rolleyes: Or...well, whatever it is that BT does here. :smile:
We'll continue the BT saga tomorrow, I'm out
 
  • #4,847
yomamma said:
I think not!


BT starts to ride off, and out of anger, I run superfast after him.

WWWHHHOOOSSHHH!

I catch up with BT, and know him off the bike.

POW!

THUD!

And then, I beat BT brutally and is sent to an institution.

But I break out..


Then I go to BT's house and ruin his bike.
Yep, I'm liking yomamma more and more each day. :-p
 
  • #4,848
Evo said:
Yep, I'm liking yomamma more and more each day. :-p

:smile: We need more 13 year-olds around here! They have the energy us old folks lost a long time ago.
 
  • #4,849
Moonbear said:
*sighs* He always comes back. Every thread needs a villian. :rolleyes: Or...well, whatever it is that BT does here. :smile:
I don't see him as a villian. I looked in the movie wikipedia and it said a Bicycle Tree is what you get after Marvin infects the Deep Thought computer and then runs through the infinite improbability drive and a bolt slips halfway through. He's a Bicycle Tree with a brain the size of a sideways galaxy. What do you expect from him?
 
  • #4,850
uhh.. i lost you there (both of you, yes you too..)
 
  • #4,851
cronxeh said:
uhh.. i lost you there (both of you, yes you too..)

Did you bring the pizza? I'm not explaining anything unless you have pizza for me! Make that with the works, hold the anchovies. :biggrin: :approve:
 
  • #4,852
*wipes the cheese off the mouth' corners*

what pizza? nobody said anything about pi...

oohh.. man
 
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  • #4,854
cronxeh said:
*wipes the cheese off the mouth' corners*

what pizza? nobody said anything about pi...

oohh.. man

*grabs pizza box, opens it, shakes it upside down hunting for crumbs* :cry: How could you eat it all?! All I want is one slice. :frown: You better get another pie in here pronto!
 
  • #4,855
Whenever I think of Moonbear only this image comes to mind:
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  • #4,856
cronxeh said:
Whenever I think of Moonbear only this image comes to mind:
phd111504s.gif

:smile: So, which one am I? The one with the beard, or the one crying? :smile: And still no pizza for me?!
 
  • #4,857
Its not so hard to guess which one is you..
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  • #4,858
I've been gone all day and this is the best you guys can do? Don't you realize I look forward to reading all the hilarious antics of my GD cohorts in this thread? :eek:
Don't MAKE me whip franzbear again! :devil:

And still no pizza?
Practicing jaw exercises for proper pizza eating.
 
  • #4,859
Huckleberry said:
I've been gone all day and this is the best you guys can do?
Sorry, man... I've been away. In fact, I'm not sure that I'm back yet.
 
  • #4,860
Well, now that you're almost back. I think it's almost time for me to leave. :zzz:
 
  • #4,861
Huckleberry said:
Well, now that you're almost back. I think it's almost time for me to leave. :zzz:
Was it something I said?
 
  • #4,862
Danger said:
Was it something I said?
Unless you told me it was 3 in the morning then I don't think so.
G'night. :zzz:
 
  • #4,863
Huckleberry said:
Unless you told me it was 3 in the morning then I don't think so.
G'night. :zzz:
Forgot about conflicting time zones again. It's only 1:00 here. But after last night and today, I'm about ready to crash soon too. 'Night.
 
  • #4,864
cronxeh said:
Its not so hard to guess which one is you..
phd031105s.gif

:smile: :smile: Yes yes yes, that's me, finding the right compliment of sugar, caffeine and fat to get through meetings quickly!
 
  • #4,865
Huckleberry said:
I've been gone all day and this is the best you guys can do? Don't you realize I look forward to reading all the hilarious antics of my GD cohorts in this thread? :eek:
Don't MAKE me whip franzbear again! :devil:
Not much point in that, he likes it way too much! I guess we know which parent he takes after. :rolleyes: :blushing:

And still no pizza?
Practicing jaw exercises for proper pizza eating.
:cry: I really want pizza! I'm half tempted to book a flight to NY for a night just to get some good pizza! Everyone would think I'd lost my last marble if I did something that impulsive though. Little do they know it's been gone a long time. :-p
 

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