Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Obviously the reason you are talking about losing your marbles is this:
BicycleTree said:
When it hails, it means God has lost his marbles
(I paraphrase so as not to hunt back)
 
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BicycleTree said:
Obviously the reason you are talking about losing your marbles is this:

(I paraphrase so as not to hunt back)

Yep, that's the only reason. I used all the others pelting hail at you. :rolleyes: :smile:
 
  • #4,868
I think I've mentioned that it hasn't hailed here for a long time.

Just pointing out the things that affect your subconscious.
 
  • #4,869
BicycleTree said:
I think I've mentioned that it hasn't hailed here for a long time.

Yeah, I throw like a girl, all the marbles fell back on my own head. :smile:

Just pointing out the things that affect your subconscious.
:smile: I was serious, I did use the marble statement because you used it. Not subconscious at all, it was a very conscious decision. You got so riled up over my referring to "this city," which I do very often (especially when complaining about it) and was totally unrelated to your comments (since I live in a city, what else should I refer to this place as?) that I couldn't resist seeing how you'd react to my reference to marbles. :wink:
 
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wow, my time away has really hurt me.
Most of these posts don't seem important or they don't make sense. I know that can't be true though. I guess a few days back and I'll be back in the right frame of mind.
 
  • #4,871
tribdog said:
Most of these posts don't seem important

or they don't make sense.

No, you're absolutely right. :biggrin:

Have you gotten to the beaver/merkin/turtle section yet? Now THAT section makes sense. :approve: Did we not discuss turtle merkins??
 
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Evo said:
Have you gotten to the beaver/merkin/turtle section yet? Now THAT section makes sense. :approve: Did we not discuss turtle merkins??
Hmm, good point. We only discussed beaver merkins, no turtle merkins. It seems a timely topic for debate. We'll begin collecting survey data on preferences regarding turtle merkins in the cancer clinic immediately.
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmm, good point. We only discussed beaver merkins, no turtle merkins. It seems a timely topic for debate. We'll begin collecting survey data on preferences regarding turtle merkins in the cancer clinic immediately.
And you completely left out mertle turkins, or is that turkin mertles! :smile:
 
  • #4,874
wow, you have hair on top too. I always assumed your head was on upside down.
 
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Danger said:
At least now we know how the Sasquatch legend got started.

You're one to talk! I'm not sure who has the hairier avatar photo, you or Astronuc! :eek:
 
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Moonbear said:
You're one to talk! I'm not sure who has the hairier avatar photo, you or Astronuc! :eek:
I'm too short to be a Sasquatch. There might be a satyr myth or two attributable to me, though.
 
  • #4,879
I'm gone for one day and now we're talking about hair
 
  • #4,880
Danger said:
There might be a satyr myth or two attributable to me, though.
So, Danger, I presume you play the Pan flute. :biggrin:

I definitely have more hair now - I need to update my avatar. I'm going for the silver mane look. :biggrin:
 
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Astronuc said:
I definitely have more hair now - I need to update my avatar. I'm going for the silver mane look. :biggrin:
please don't
 
  • #4,882
Too late. That reminds me, I need to check the date of the next full moon. Those are the nights when I can't account for my whereabouts. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,883
Astronuc said:
So, Danger, I presume you play the Pan flute. :biggrin:
Not very well. I think they gave me the job based solely upon persistence.
 
  • #4,884
Danger said:
Not very well. I think they gave me the job based solely upon persistence.
Or perhaps its the way you prance across the fields. :biggrin:
 
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Astronuc said:
Or perhaps its the way you prance across the fields. :biggrin:
You try keeping the burrs out of your hooves and see how you walk.
 
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Danger said:
You try keeping the burrs out of your hooves and see how you walk.
I have paws, not hooves. And yes, burrs can be a problem. :biggrin:
 
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Astronuc said:
I have paws, not hooves. And yes, burrs can be a problem. :biggrin:
I bet zippers are a bugger too.
 
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Astronuc said:
I have paws, not hooves. And yes, burrs can be a problem. :biggrin:
What about your hair? big problem?
 
  • #4,889
What problem? I have plenty of hair. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,890
Burrs do have a tendency to cling to fur as well. Don't want to discover one of those in the wrong place!
 
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Moonbear said:
Burrs do have a tendency to cling to fur as well. Don't want to discover one of those in the wrong place!
Some thing just shouldn't be posted...
 
  • #4,892
Moonbear said:
Burrs do have a tendency to cling to fur as well. Don't want to discover one of those in the wrong place!
You might damage your merkin trying to pull them out. Probably not a good idea to go trailblazing in the nude. Probably want to hold off on pruning those rose bushes too.
 
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Huckleberry said:
You might damage your merkin trying to pull them out. Probably not a good idea to go trailblazing in the nude. Probably want to hold off on pruning those rose bushes too.

Uh, yeah, there are some things better not done while nude, or even just in underwear, like climbing through rosebushes...right Evo? :wink: :smile:


BTW, all this talk around here about pie (and pi) has had me seriously craving pie for days now! So, here it is, 2:30 in the morning, and I've just stuck a berry pie in the oven because I want to have some for breakfast. :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
Uh, yeah, there are some things better not done while nude, or even just in underwear, like climbing through rosebushes...right Evo? :wink: :smile:
Is there some back-story here that we should know about? :devil:
 
  • #4,895
Danger said:
Is there some back-story here that we should know about? :devil:

Oh, yeah, somewhere in an old thread, Evo mentioned stepping outside while wearing only her underwear (to grab the newspaper off the porch, or something like that), and the door slammed shut and locked behind her, leaving her outside. The only way in was through a window behind some rose bushes as I recall the story. She really could have used your locksmithing skills for that one.

Well, the pie is out of the oven, so I'm off to sleep while it cools.
 
  • #4,896
Moonbear...


3:17 AM and ur still not sleeping

as a Bio Prof you should be aware that missing out on REM sleep will make you very easily irritable and make you beat your students with a pointer stick everytime a stupid question comes up :devil:
 
  • #4,897
Moonbear said:
She really could have used your locksmithing skills for that one.
I'm right sorry I missed out on that. And I worked on the barter system a lot... :-p
 
  • #4,898
cronxeh said:
Moonbear...


3:17 AM and ur still not sleeping

as a Bio Prof you should be aware that missing out on REM sleep will make you very easily irritable and make you beat your students with a pointer stick everytime a stupid question comes up :devil:

Nope, not sleeping yet. I don't have any teaching to do, and I spent all day today at the lab (I was there until midnight, dinner was eaten around 2 AM, pie in the oven by 2:30 AM...I'll probably sleep in tomorrow since I have far less that needs doing tomorrow than I had today). As for beating students with sticks, you're right, that's much more fun if I'm well rested. :devil: Darn, all I have is a laser pointer, no sticks.
 
  • #4,899
Moonbear said:
Darn, all I have is a laser pointer, no sticks.
Well, you can always try to blind the little bastards.
 
  • #4,900
ahh.. what does a research of a bio professor look like?

like what do you do in the lab (a typical day's routines list perhaps?)
 

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