Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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The black shapes evoke caves and mountains, cupping the moon in their shadowy arms in the evening blue.
 
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Is any brave soul going to post?
 
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Oh nooooooo
 
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aaaaagh!
 
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Foiled! Curses! Blast!
 
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stop him!
 
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7000 or 7001... who can even say? The midnight spirit strikes!
 
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miss a lost turtle?
 
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where is everyone?
 
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Dang! ...Is there a reason someone's second account is not closed?
 
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Evo said:
aaaaagh!
What's the problem?!
 
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How much junk do art sudio owners sell? I could make a decent living if I could sell a few pieces of abstract art that I picked up from the junkyard for 10 or 20 thousand a piece. Buy low, sell high. What a great job that would be. Some rich guy buys a piece of junk that was tossed out by a homeless family. The price he pays for it could feed that family for a year, but some art studio ownder scoops up all the profits.
 
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The ghost just got the 7,000th reply, congrats Bartholomew!
 
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zoobyshoe said:
Show and Tell!
I don't have anything scanned. I don't have a scanner. I do have some nice abstract stuff though that I did in Paint.
 
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Moonbear said:
Dang! ...Is there a reason someone's second account is not closed?
I tried to send up a warning! He was on a posting spree heading towards 7,000 and nobody else was posting.
 
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Evo said:
The ghost just got the 7,000th reply, congrats Bartholomew!
Darn cheat! How can we know when to post when we can't see him?!
 
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BicycleTree said:
I don't have anything scanned. I don't have a scanner. I do have some nice abstract stuff though that I did in Paint.
Digital Camera! Plug in! Show and Tell!
 
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Evo said:
The ghost just got the 7,000th reply, congrats Bartholomew!
Thank you very much! *bows* Thank you, thank you! *bows* *makes a striding exit*
 
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Evo said:
I tried to send up a warning! He was on a posting spree heading towards 7,000 and nobody else was posting.
Post #7000 is, in fact, officially attributed to Mentor Evo, however. What's the difference if the ghost deletes?
 
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I don't have a digital camera. However, I guess I do have a scanner (thought I didn't--this isn't my own computer). However, I don't have any good realistic art that isn't three years old... all I can say is that when I try to draw something realistically, mainly when I'm doodling passing time, it looks pretty good.
 
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Artman said:
Can I use this? :biggrin:

I now concede user rights to Artman and any other person of the male gender who finds his aforementioned gender identifying body parts in the crushing steel grip of whatever significant other be he with, livestock included (that for you Danger :biggrin:). Please apply this disclaimer accordingly, liberally, frequently and without discretion.
 
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Yes franzbear, I know after being locked in the freezer that kitty cat scared you. I'm sure you would like a pet though, so I thought maybe a puppy dog would be better. Oh look franzbear, look what SOS has found for you...


http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg


Isn't it cute? What do you want to name it?
 
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That thing is CREEPY.
 
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Huckleberry said:
How much junk do art sudio owners sell? I could make a decent living if I could sell a few pieces of abstract art that I picked up from the junkyard for 10 or 20 thousand a piece.
Doesn't work that way. You can't just walk into an Art Dealer with an objet trouve. You have to have years of dedicated loyalty to your cr@p, extensive efforts at getting it shown, and a BicycleTree-like dump truck full of jargon. It helps if you've taught somewhere, and it's really a must that you have no other job.

The pieces are relatively unimportant. They are the symbolic representaions of your demented lifestyle, mostly. No demented, artistic lifestyle, no sales. You have to be willing to meet a lot of people and seriously hypnotize them into thinking you're up to something important with your art, some aesthetic adventure that is just beyond their grasp.
 
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DocToxyn said:
I now concede user rights to Artman and any other person of the male gender who finds his aforementioned gender identifying body parts in the crushing steel grip of whatever significant other be he with, livestock included (that for you Danger :biggrin:). Please apply this disclaimer accordingly, liberally, frequently and without discretion.
There's a loophole in your disclaimer. It says you won't have to sleep outside the bedroom. It says nothing about sleeping on the bed. A dog bed can be easily brought into the bedroom. An angry wife or girlfriend might actually enjoy seeing her mate sleeping in a dog bed at the foot of the bed.
 
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DocToxyn said:
I now concede user rights to Artman and any other person of the male gender who finds his aforementioned gender identifying body parts in the crushing steel grip of whatever significant other be he with, livestock included (that for you Danger :biggrin:). Please apply this disclaimer accordingly, liberally, frequently and without discretion.
Well, Doc, if you're going to get into trouble, Moonbear and I will make sure it was worth it. :-p
 
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SOS2008 said:
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg


Isn't it cute? What do you want to name it?
It looks like a Trudy to me. Or maybe something more appropriate, like, Fur With Fangs, or Bad Hair Life.
 
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BicycleTree said:
all I can say is that when I try to draw something realistically, mainly when I'm doodling passing time, it looks pretty good.
When I doodle, it looks pretty good, but it doesn't look realistic. What's that? "Actual abstract doodlism"?
 
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SOS2008 said:
Yes franzbear, I know after being locked in the freezer that kitty cat scared you. I'm sure you would like a pet though, so I thought maybe a puppy dog would be better. Oh look franzbear, look what SOS has found for you...


Isn't it cute? What do you want to name it?
SOS, that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. :smile:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Yes franzbear, I know after being locked in the freezer that kitty cat scared you. I'm sure you would like a pet though, so I thought maybe a puppy dog would be better. Oh look franzbear, look what SOS has found for you...


http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg


Isn't it cute? What do you want to name it?
We should name it zoobyshoe, taken? franzbear? no? hhmmm, I can only resort to snufferwunkles


the name is snufferwunkles!
 
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I just read the last couple of pages and I'm officially freaked out. A ghost in the thread that wouldn't die? :bugeye: :rolleyes: I'm going to have cyber nightmares. :cry:
 
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SOS2008 said:
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg


Isn't it cute? What do you want to name it?
What was Danger's ex-from-Hell's name?
 
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DocToxyn said:
I now concede user rights to Artman and any other person of the male gender who finds his aforementioned gender identifying body parts in the crushing steel grip of whatever significant other be he with, livestock included (that for you Danger :biggrin:). Please apply this disclaimer accordingly, liberally, frequently and without discretion.
Evo said:
Well, Doc, if you're going to get into trouble, Moonbear and I will make sure it was worth it. :-p

Darn right! It's a deal! :approve:
 
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Wouldn't really be abstract in that case. I have done a couple realistic pencil drawings back in high school, and they are pretty realistic-looking. I just tried drawing some stuff around me just now and it looks fairly proportional.
 
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Moonbear said:
What was Danger's ex-from-Hell's name?
It doesn't matter, for I named it,

SNUFFERWUNKLES!​
 

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