Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[zoobyshoe]

http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg

Oh nooooooo

aaaaagh!

stop him!

 

[Moonbear]

It doesn't matter, for I named it,

SNUFFERWUNKLES!​

Well, that explains why the dog looks so mad. Poor thing.

 

[BicycleTree]

The thing about the drawing I do in Paint is... I don't want to put it online. It's mine. I like some of them, and those I won't put online for that reason. And some of them only look so-so and I won't put those online either because, well, they're so-so.

 

[zoobyshoe]

And some of them only look so-so and I won't put those online either because, well, they're so-so.

In other words, you're an actual, abstract so-soist.

 

[BicycleTree]

No, some of them do look good.

 

[JamesU]

*goes to bookshelf and finds "ultimate guide to BT, a PF book"*

It says here that..aha! I've figured it out, only I and BT know!

 

[SOS2008]

It doesn't matter, for I named it,

SNUFFERWUNKLES!​

I guess that's close enough to Sylvia.

 

[Evo]

*goes to bookshelf and finds "ultimate guide to BT, a PF book"*

It says here that..aha! I've figured it out, only I and BT know!

You know and you're not going to tell us?

 

[zoobyshoe]

No, some of them do look good.

How good? As good as Evo's drawings?

 

[BicycleTree]

I don't think I've had the pleasure of seeing Evo's drawings.

 

[SOS2008]

How good? As good as Evo's drawings?

Why don't you come up and see the sisterhood sketchings some time? Good? Does it matter?

 

[zoobyshoe]

I don't think I've had the pleasure of seeing Evo's drawings.

No one's had the pleasure of seeing Evo's drawings. We've only heard them described. Same as yours. So. Are yours as good?

 

[Huckleberry]

I've often heard that if you take a left hand turn at every intersection you will eventually find your way out of any maze. I tried this while driving in Boston and it doesn't work. I did find out that there are four Washington streets there and some streets disappear completely on a daily basis. The tunnels leak and one way signs point the wrong way. I'm never driving in New England metropolitan areas again. I'll take a nice grid pattern any day.

Is it true that bats always take a left hand turn when exiting a cave? How does Batman get out of his batcave?

 

[BicycleTree]

I've never heard Evo's drawings described either. My drawings are good.

 

[BicycleTree]

Huckleberry, on a grid that strategy would cause you to endlessly circle a single block.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Why don't you come up and see the sisterhood sketchings some time? Good? Does it matter?

Say wha...?? The sketchy sisters...? Whas this about?

 

[Moonbear]

I've often heard that if you take a left hand turn at every intersection you will eventually find your way out of any maze. I tried this while driving in Boston and it doesn't work. I did find out that there are four Washington streets there and some streets disappear completely on a daily basis. The tunnels leak and one way signs point the wrong way. I'm never driving in New England metropolitan areas again. I'll take a nice grid pattern any day.

Yeah, I don't think left hand turns work on a radial maze. Crazy Boston drivers; you wouldn't want to be on the road there anyway!

 

[JamesU]

You know and you're not going to tell us?

I will now, BT hired me to advertise his beek, but since he hasn't payed me, I can tell you that he is a homosexual.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I've never heard Evo's drawings described either. My drawings are good.

I'll describe Evo's to you: they're photographically realistic. People pay her to do their portraits.

 

[BicycleTree]

Here's what I like. I like stuff that looks as if it was drawn according to some plan, but actually wasn't. If someone made absolutely incomprehensible engineering diagrams, with no meaning to them, but with a lot of direction and apparent meaning, so it strongly suggests that they do mean something without actually getting there, then I would like that person's art. My own art is something like that.

 

[Moonbear]

Why don't you come up and see the sisterhood sketchings some time? Good? Does it matter?

Oh, I know my drawings are terrible. That's why I need to keep practicing. Who's up next as our model? My turtle sketches really need improvement. Maybe I should switch to sculpture?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Here's what I like. I like stuff that looks as if it was drawn according to some plan, but actually wasn't. If someone made absolutely incomprehensible engineering diagrams, with no meaning to them, but with a lot of direction and apparent meaning, so it strongly suggests that they do mean something without actually getting there, then I would like that person's art. My own art is something like that.

That sounds like the way I write.

 

[BicycleTree]

My drawings are not photorealistic. They are abstract shapes and patterns.

 

[zoobyshoe]

My drawings are not photorealistic. They are abstract shapes and patterns.

Sounds to me, from this description, that some are good, but some are only so-so.

 

[BicycleTree]

However, I'm not ruling out the possiblity that somewhere out in the vast universe there is something that my drawings are photorealistic of. Interesting to think about.

 

[zoobyshoe]

However, I'm not ruling out the possiblity that somewhere out in the vast universe there is something that my drawings are photorealistic of. Interesting to think about.

Yeah, if you like thinking about unmitigated baloney.

 

[BicycleTree]

No, that's interesting. Admit it.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Oh, I know my drawings are terrible. That's why I need to keep practicing. Who's up next as our model? My turtle sketches really need improvement. Maybe I should switch to sculpture?

Are these creations online somewhere?

 

[zoobyshoe]

No, that's interesting. Admit it.

Of course it's interesting, if you're interested in baloney.

 

[Huckleberry]

I never liked balogna as a child. Now I enjoy it. I think I must have destroyed my sense of taste somewhere along the line.

 

[BicycleTree]

I think zooby is only bitter that he has never reached my accomplished status as an artist.

 

[Moonbear]

Are these creations online somewhere?

Nope, that's in the sisterhood's private collection. I was actually just looking to see if I kept my pathetic attempt at illustrating tribdog's children's book around anywhere (I was really bored one night), but it's either buried under a mound of papers somewhere, or I finally put them away properly in the circular file. They would have been good for a laugh. I can draw inanimate objects pretty well, but all my animals and people are definitely abstract! (But ask me to sketch an illustration of hypothalamic nuclei in a brain slice, and I'll include such incredible detail, you'd swear I traced it ...*cough* DocToxyn, don't say a word *cough*)

 

[zoobyshoe]

I never liked balogna as a child.

It's "bologna" or "baloney" not "balogna".

Now I enjoy it. I think I must have destroyed my sense of taste somewhere along the line.

I can only eat beef baloney. The turkey/chicken stuff is not processed far enough away from the skin they make it out of for my taste. The beef baloney succeeds in the deception.

 

[Moonbear]

Here's what I like. I like stuff that looks as if it was drawn according to some plan, but actually wasn't. If someone made absolutely incomprehensible engineering diagrams, with no meaning to them, but with a lot of direction and apparent meaning, so it strongly suggests that they do mean something without actually getting there, then I would like that person's art. My own art is something like that.

Oh, you'd love my drawings! That's what they all look like...as if they should be something, but you're not quite sure what.

 

[BicycleTree]

(I'm kidding. I've never sold any art in my life. But that's how you seem to be acting, zoobyshoe)