Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Oh thanks to share your idea with us!Although we've never asked about it!
 
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Townsend said:
I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
I have to agree with you! So I think I should stop posting here! :cry:
 
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Townsend said:
I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
that is why you guys should let me kill this thread :smile:
 
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Townsend said:
I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
I agree. Everyone else should leave this thread now!


Sorry Lisa, I didn't see you said the same thing. "Great minds think alike" (and so do ours I guess). :biggrin:
 
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arildno said:
Who's next to post here?
Matt Grime?
:smile: I guess anything is possible. I was shocked enough to see mathwonk down here in the pit. I thought it was beneath him.
 
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6th post...
 
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I'm not leaving franzbear!
 
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honestrosewater said:
:smile: I guess anything is possible. I was shocked enough to see mathwonk down here in the pit. I thought it was beneath him.
:smile: I think it's been too quiet upstairs in the main forums, everyone is coming down here to find out what the noise is coming from the basement. :-p
 
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why do we get the basement? GD is far more active than the other forums, and there's a gas leak down here!
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: I think it's been too quiet upstairs in the main forums, everyone is coming down here to find out what the noise is coming from the basement. :-p

Doe's this basement ever flood?
 
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sometimes. the last flood just got cleaned up. you can see the puddles on the floor.
 
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Are you sure that's flood water or has someone pee'd themselves?
 
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A simple taste test would let you know for sure :)
 
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might be one of the strings. probably artatia or groot.
 
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That's an interesting 'string' theory :)
 
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why does everyone post when i am asleep?
 
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because you live in indiana. nobody else here does.
 
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maybe it's because i go to sleep at 4am and wake up at 1pm.
 
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Out of 8809 posts in this thread, 2003 belong to Moonbear

It seems this thread is more of Moonbear's monologue, and our comments sandwiched between the thoughts

ohh its going to hurt to walk in the morning for this!
 
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cronxeh said:
Out of 8809 posts in this thread, 2003 belong to Moonbear

It seems this thread is more of Moonbear's monologue, and our comments sandwiched between the thoughts

ohh its going to hurt to walk in the morning for this!

Thread statisticians deserve pain
 
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yes, pain...severe pain...*gets out chainsaw*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yes, pain...severe pain...*gets out chainsaw*

Red hot pokers are better.
 
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*heats up the chain*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
*heats up the chain*

Wearing protective gloves, i hope
 
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well, duh!

now where did he go?
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
well, duh!

now where did he go?

He's under the table
 
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oops, caught the table on fire...
 
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Moonbear said:
You might have noticed that nobody has managed that yet. Artman is the only other original thread-killer champion left aside from me, and he took a LOOOOOONG break in the middle, so I think even he's lost the endurance challenge.
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:
 
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like...a cat?
 
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Artman said:
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:
I would have gone with "like a duck on a june bug", but that's just me.
 
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yomamma said:
... and there's a gas leak down here!
That seems to follow you around. :biggrin:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I would have gone with "like a duck on a june bug", but that's just me.
Ducks pounce on june bugs? Who'da though
it.
 
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Oh by the way, the table is burning and MIH is pouncing on June bugs like a duck.
 
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****...gas leak...burning table...uh oh!

*runs*
 
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I notice that while everyone is distracted by the attractive MIH as she does her duck imitation, I poor gasoline on the buring table and start piling thread on it like...well...like a duck pouncing on...no that doesn't work...like a goose piling june bugs on a burning table. :biggrin:

No that's not quite right either. Anyway the thread is currently engulfed in flame. You better all leave. :smile:
 

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