Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #8,366
Moonbear said:
Yeah, right, you bum! Where's my child support! :biggrin:

Talk to Louie the Loan Shark.


:frown: Aww, shucks, I lost that bet. I was sure the two were related.

Not a chance. That would involve something actually going right in my life. Not a chance.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Talk to Louie the Loan Shark.
:rolleyes: It looks like Louie met an untimely demise.

Not a chance. That would involve something actually going right in my life. Not a chance.
Sorry to hear that. You're too young to be so jaded already. :frown: I was hoping things would go well with her...a psychology major would be just the thing for you. :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #8,368
It looks like Louie met an untimely demise.

:smile: I guess franz will have to pay up. (I'm so used to calling franzbear 'franz')
 
  • #8,369
Artman said:
Oh my gosh! Look what the cat beat-up, got drunk, had its way with, and dragged in!


Speaking of which, Franzbear I got you a new suit. That old one is pretty beat up, burned up, shot up, water damaged, electrically fried, poison covered --well let's just say you need one. :smile:

<Franzbear puts on the new suit.>

What's that? Yes it does smell like liverwurst. Thats' because its made from liverwurst, you silly thread. :smile: I had it made special for your trip to the lion house at the zoo today. :smile: :devil:

We should get going, we don't want to miss feeding time. I've arranged for you to be able to feed them. :approve:

It'll be fun! :smile: :biggrin: :devil:
ok, now get right in there franzbear. don't be afraid, they won't hurt you...just...

AHHAHAHHAHHH!H!

franzbear why did you have to ruin that suit as well? you must learn to take care of your stuff, money doesn't grow on trees

...speaking of which the kamodo dragon is having trouble reaching the pig hanging from the tree in its compound, your uncle Artman has arranged for you to help feed it. Make sure you keep you palm flat ok?
 
  • #8,370
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: It looks like Louie met an untimely demise.


Sorry to hear that. You're too young to be so jaded already. :frown:

I was thoroughly jaded before this. It just so happens that I let that slip for a few weeks, stupid me.

I was hoping things would go well with her...

As was I.

a psychology major would be just the thing for you. :biggrin: :-p

Hardy har har...

And today is talk like a pirate day! So ARRR!
 
  • #8,371
rocketboy said:
ok, now get right in there franzbear. don't be afraid, they won't hurt you...just...

AHHAHAHHAHHH!H!

franzbear why did you have to ruin that suit as well? you must learn to take care of your stuff, money doesn't grow on trees

...speaking of which the kamodo dragon is having trouble reaching the pig hanging from the tree in its compound, your uncle Artman has arranged for you to help feed it. Make sure you keep you palm flat ok?
Wow, Franzbear, you seem to be having a great time with your cousin Rocketboy! But, please, be more careful with your clothes. I just don't know how you manage to get so many holes in your clothes so quickly.
 
  • #8,372
rocketboy said:
ok, now get right in there franzbear. don't be afraid, they won't hurt you...just...

AHHAHAHHAHHH!H!

franzbear why did you have to ruin that suit as well? you must learn to take care of your stuff, money doesn't grow on trees

...speaking of which the kamodo dragon is having trouble reaching the pig hanging from the tree in its compound, your uncle Artman has arranged for you to help feed it. Make sure you keep you palm flat ok?
franzbear! What did you do to your new suit? Come here before you go in with the kamodo dragon and let me stitch these patches on there.

Yes, I know they smell like chicken. They're made from chicken skin. :approve: There. All done. :smile: Now you run along with your cousin rocketboy and play with the nice komodo dragon. It'll be fun. :biggrin: :devil:
 
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Oh, wait, if you're headed over to the reptile house, don't forget to see the snakes while you're there. It gets a bit chilly, so you'll want to wear this jacket with your new outfit. Yep, it's genuine mouse fur. :approve:
 
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franzbear! you're upsetting that snake! stop going in it's mouth and coming out the other side, get over here! *smacks franzbear with Wile E. Cyote's ACME hammer.


*SMACK!*
 
  • #8,375
yomamma said:
franzbear! you're upsetting that snake! stop going in it's mouth and coming out the other side, get over here! *smacks franzbear with Wile E. Cyote's ACME hammer.


*SMACK!*
:smile: :smile: :smile: Stupid thread tricks?
 
  • #8,376
HEY!

DO YOU PEOPLE MIND??!

im trying to catch some Zz's here
 
  • #8,377
Which will come first, 9000 replies again ( :rolleyes: ) or 90,000 views?
 
  • #8,378
i m onna keep on posting to be the 9000 th poster, 9 is my lucky no. actually it is 3 but i thought 3 3s would be even more luckier then.
if not 9000, 9999 :biggrin:
 
  • #8,379
Astronuc said:
Which will come first, 9000 replies again ( :rolleyes: ) or 90,000 views?
I'm giving everyone a chance to be the 9,000th poster. We have two or three holding that honor right now. :-p
 
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You mean you won't delet our post if we hit the 9000th?:biggrin:
 
  • #8,381
Lisa! said:
You mean you won't delet our post if we hit the 9000th?:biggrin:
Depends on my mood. :devil: :biggrin:
 
  • #8,382
When are you in right mood? I mean what we should do not to make you angry?

I hope you don't say we should let you to hit the 9000th by yourself!
 
  • #8,383
cronxeh said:
im trying to catch some Zz's here

I think he went through the 'gator pit...here, wear this antalope costume

...wait, there is more than one ZZ?
 
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:cry:
 
  • #8,385
rocketboy said:
I think he went through the 'gator pit...here, wear this antalope costume
Oh, wait, don't forget to rub yourself with this chicken blood first. :rolleyes: Well, if you're going to be down in the swamps, you have to watch out for the voodoo practitioners. The chicken blood will protect you from their curses.

...wait, there is more than one ZZ?
:smile:
 
  • #8,386
rocketboy said:
I think he went through the 'gator pit...here, wear this antalope costume

...wait, there is more than one ZZ?
Franzbear! What are you doing in the gator pit!?

What have I told you about going in the gator pit?

Well.

That's right, I said, "Never go into the gator pit unless you first put on lots of suntan lotion so you will smell like a little old lady in a trailer park pool in Florida." Didn't I tell you that?

And here I find you standing there knee deep in gators wearing an antelope costume. Well that's pretty good. :smile: You're forgiven. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,387
he's not knee deep, he just has nothing below the knees :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,388
Artman said:
And here I find you standing there knee deep in gators wearing an antelope costume. Well that's pretty good. :smile: You're forgiven. :biggrin:
Yep, his cousin who's also his nephew (I'm not even going to ask how that happened :rolleyes:), rocketboy, is taking good care of him showing him around. :approve:
 
  • #8,389
rocketboy isn't very consious...*pokes with stick* better let me do it...
 
  • #8,390
Analogies -- This thread is like:

1) an old friend you haven't seen for a long time, yet you can pick up where you last left off like no time has passed at all...

2) a soap opera that you can tune into and realize you didn't miss much (except there are no romance scenes--more like a comedy).

3) a movie where the it takes forever for the villain to die, like Sleeping
With The Enemy, or Fatal Attraction, or Cape Fear -- or the real life of Rasputin?

:-p
 
  • #8,391
SOS2008 said:
Analogies -- This thread is like:

1) an old friend you haven't seen for a long time, yet you can pick up where you last left off like no time has passed at all...

2) a soap opera that you can tune into and realize you didn't miss much (except there are no romance scenes--more like a comedy).

3) a movie where the it takes forever for the villain to die, like Sleeping
With The Enemy, or Fatal Attraction, or Cape Fear -- or the real life of Rasputin?

:-p
:smile: Good to see you've come back to visit Franzbear! Where have you been? I see all the work you've done on the Tiki Bar, but surely you could have dropped in once in a while to say hi to the kid. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,392
Moonbear said:
Yep, his cousin who's also his nephew (I'm not even going to ask how that happened :rolleyes:)
Oops, you saw that huh. :redface: I was just so upset at Franzbear, I couldn't think straight (and thinking gay was totally out off the question for me). :smile:

yomamma said:
he's not knee deep, he just has nothing below the knees

I'm sure whatever got bit off will grow back. Franzbear keeps getting longer and shorter and longer and shorter. :rolleyes:...no further comment.
 
  • #8,393
Moonbear said:
Yep, his cousin who's also his nephew (I'm not even going to ask how that happened :rolleyes:)
By the way, in the south this is very possible. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,394
Moonbear said:
Yep, his cousin who's also his nephew (I'm not even going to ask how that happened :rolleyes:), rocketboy, is taking good care of him showing him around. :approve:

it's a looooong story...
 
  • #8,395
rocketboy said:
it's a looooong story...
Oh I see, a southern boy eh. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,396
Hey, what happened to Franzbear? I thought he was on his death bed just before I left. Now I come back and see he is younger than before. Is this some kind of a paradox?

And is it just me or does PF look different? I feel like I woke up to discover I was someone else. Very disconcerting, but interesting at the same time.

HI EVERYONE!
 
  • #8,397
Huck!
:eek:
We missed you so much! Boy, oh, boy! Stay right there - I got to go get Zooby...
 
  • #8,398
Where were you, Huck? Did you go back in the Navy? Do you have some new Navy stories for us? huh huh huh?
 
  • #8,399
I thought I saw him while I was looking at some brains that resembled clouds.

How is everyone?
 
  • #8,400
omg!

Are You Really Back!

Flipper Foot!
 

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