Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Mk said:
Coke bottles are made of plastic.
Plasticity.
:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
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I say we take him back to the killthread hospital
 
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I agree...they know him so well they let him skip the waiting room.
 
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I've done franzbear.
 
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arildno said:
I've done franzbear.
:bugeye: :eek: :bugeye:
 
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
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you two are bums
 
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cronxeh said:
you two are bums
Nope; franzbear was.
 
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Franzbear is only five years old! :cry: Back off you heathen Norweed.
 
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What are you talking about??
Franz was from Munich, was 45 and was a "bear".
I have no idea what you are referring to.
 
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Franzbear, I've got your new waders...yep, you guessed it, they're made of concrete. The Genco Clothing Store has a wide selection of concrete footwear and accessories. :approve: You can wear them on your next fishing trip with your Uncle Artman. He's going to take you noodling! :biggrin:
 
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evo said:
Franzbear is only five years old!

he is seventeen

moonbear said:
Franzbear, I've got your new waders...yep, you guessed it, they're made of concrete. The Genco Clothing Store has a wide selection of concrete footwear and accessories. You can wear them on your next fishing trip with your Uncle Artman. He's going to take you noodling!

Moonbear, who are you talking to, they just got back from noodling a few hours ago. Franzbear was caught underwater for 5 12 hours! luckily, to make up for it, franzbear caught a 400-pounder, and yovo has started to cook it. yovo found a new technique where you tie something around the fish to make it cook so thie skin come right off...where is franzbear? yovo! did you use franzbear as your-

AHHHHHHHHH!
 
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Well, at least by removing his skin, he won't have any scars from the leeches he picked up while wading.
 
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actually, the leeches removed everything! he's one tough thread...maybe he can do some good with clinical trials...

*at franzbear's first clinical trial: ebola test*

okay franzbear, they're going to put you in that room with the ebola virus and see if you die or not...
 
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*looks around*
PST...yomamma! I got that life insurance for franzbear, we split 50/50? It says in case of scientific testing death we get 15 times the premium!
 
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well, $12,000,000,000 is a lot of money...

okay, 50/50, I get 6 bill. you get 6 bill.
 
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Hey, where's my cut?
 
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fine, we each get $4,000

the first results have come back and those idiots at savethread found a cure for bola! I told them to give him a placebo!

I'm signing him up for AIDS research.
 
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AIDS is too slow. They need subjects for testing how deadly these new strains of flu are. I think he should join those studies.
 
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Why is this thread still alive? I disappear into oblivion for 3 months and this thing still won't go away? Jeebus christo...
 
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HOLY CRAP! FRANZBEAR'S FATHER!


you were a bad father figure by leaving like that
 
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yomamma said:
HOLY CRAP! FRANZBEAR'S FATHER!


you were a bad father figure by leaving like that

What can I say, I'm a workaholic.

And no, there were no psych majors involved in my disappearance, so don't ask.
 
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hmmm...
 
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*rubs eyes* *rubs eyes again* OMG franz! is back, awesome! :cool:
 
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mattmns said:
*rubs eyes* *rubs eyes again* OMG franz! is back, awesome! :cool:


I feel loved...i think...
 
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I would think now would be a good time to talk about child support..and there are bills pouring in from various property damage claims..not to mention the fines from invading federal air space, reckless driving and toxic waste clean-up. :cool:
 
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franznietzsche said:
I feel loved...i think...
It'll wear off, don't worry
 
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hypatia said:
I would think now would be a good time to talk about child support..and there are bills pouring in from various property damage claims..not to mention the fines from invading federal air space, reckless driving and toxic waste clean-up. :cool:

It was an immaculate conception, IIRC.

Or so Danger(or someone told me) in hopes of keeping me from being too traumatized.
 
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and franzbear is a father now. he had 16 little strings. one of them's dead tho.
 
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yomamma said:
and franzbear is a father now. he had 16 little strings. one of them's dead tho.


I just knew he wouldn't listen when i told him to stick to single player.
 
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actually, the only tim- nvm...let's not get into that sailor story again... :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
and franzbear is a father now. he had 16 little strings. one of them's dead tho.
What? They're ALL dead now.
 
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Smurf said:
What? They're ALL dead now.

Oh good, I can't franzbear the thought of being a grandfather...


Sorry for the pun.
 
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franznietzsche said:
What can I say, I'm a workaholic.
Yeah, right, you bum! Where's my child support! :biggrin:

And no, there were no psych majors involved in my disappearance, so don't ask.
:frown: Aww, shucks, I lost that bet. I was sure the two were related.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Why is this thread still alive? I disappear into oblivion for 3 months and this thing still won't go away? Jeebus christo...
Oh my gosh! Look what the cat beat-up, got drunk, had its way with, and dragged in!


Speaking of which, Franzbear I got you a new suit. That old one is pretty beat up, burned up, shot up, water damaged, electrically fried, poison covered --well let's just say you need one. :smile:

<Franzbear puts on the new suit.>

What's that? Yes it does smell like liverwurst. Thats' because its made from liverwurst, you silly thread. :smile: I had it made special for your trip to the lion house at the zoo today. :smile: :devil:

We should get going, we don't want to miss feeding time. I've arranged for you to be able to feed them. :approve:

It'll be fun! :smile: :biggrin: :devil:
 

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