Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Just remember, I'm still his next of kin on that policy! :-p
 
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you have a separate policy from $1,000,000,000...wait, I don't want only $50,000,000! get out emeino!
 
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:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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What on earth?! I could have sworn I posted a reply/comment to Wolram's link before. Now where did I put it? *digs under sofa cushions* Eeeeeewwww...that one's been under there a LONG time! *puts on rubber gloves and uses salad tongs to pick up moldering old post and tosses it in the trash*
I guess I better clean those salad tongs too. Meh...Franzbear, dinner's ready! Make sure you take plenty of salad; veggies are good for you. :biggrin:
 
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Danger's alive?!

:smile:

sup
 
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cronxeh said:
Danger's alive?!
That has never been definitively established.
The absence was due to my work hours doubling to 50/week, as well as the unexpected acquisition of a rather clingy woman who managed to keep me away from home for over a month. I'll be around a fair bit more now; my boss set up a guest access for me on her office computer so I can visit PF instead of just sitting around playing games all day. (My work computers don't have net access, for the sake of client security.)
Much of the time that I'm on, though, is spent in Physics, Astronomy, and Engineering. I'm having one hell of a time trying to catch up with even the most recent page of GD, never mind the hundreds that I missed before now.
 
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well, I can summarize GD in the past few weeks for you:

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yomamma said:
well, I can summarize GD in the past few weeks for you:

...
Thanks for the effort, but I can't read microdots.
 
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let me enlarge it

...
 
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Much better, thanks. The last item on the middle one is particularly interesting.
 
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And folks wonder why the thread keeps shrinking. Yep, you got it, it got washed in hot water and tossed in the dryer on high. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
And folks wonder why the thread keeps shrinking. Yep, you got it, it got washed in hot water and tossed in the dryer on high. :biggrin:
That's my mom's hobby.
 
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rocketboy said:
That's my mom's hobby.
She's hoping you'll wash your own clothes if she shrinks enough of your favorite shirts/sweaters.
 
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sigh.. what makes one fall in love? is it the oxytocin? is it the vasopressin? is it the phenylethylamine? why does it feel so wrong and yet so right to love a friend who isn't interested in you :frown:
 
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Aww...poor cronxeh, sounds like you're a bit smitten and it's not being returned. :frown: Here, have a shrunken sweater, that'll cheer you up; it's better than raw fish. :approve: :biggrin:
 
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geez its just not fair is all
 
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It's never fair until you find one who returns your affections.
 
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it is so wrong that I understood that after only a glance...
 
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h3h3, y0u'r3 4 n3rd
 
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yomamma said:
h3h3, y0u'r3 4 n3rd
hehe DIAF :biggrin:
 
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wh47? 4r3 y0u s7up1d 0r s0m37h1ng?
 
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Smurf said:
it is so wrong that I understood that after only a glance...
I'm so glad you said that! I was beginning to worry about myself and wasn't going to admit it. Though, it seems it would take 10 times as long to write it, even if you can understand enough to read it.

It's okay, Franzbear, you can take a shower and wash all that filth off you. Even I can't be that mean to you. :smile:
 
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hmmm...
 
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i think l337 sp34k is over-rated...anybody can read it all you have to do is look at teh letters and your brain figures out which words they could be, and which would make sense...so all you have to do is glance at it and you likely have the meaning.

317h3r 7h47 0r 1'm 4 n3rd 4nd 0nly 63l13v3 17 70 63 35sy 70 c0mpr3h3nd.
 
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rocketboy said:
i think l337 sp34k is over-rated...anybody can read it all you have to do is look at teh letters and your brain figures out which words they could be, and which would make sense...so all you have to do is glance at it and you likely have the meaning.

317h3r 7h47 0r 1'm 4 n3rd 4nd 0nly 63l13v3 17 70 63 35sy 70 c0mpr3h3nd.
Yep, you're a nerd. It's not too hard, but I definitely need to take a minute to figure it out (especially when you have a spelling error :-p). I just don't understand the purpose for it. Why would you write text with the number pad when you have perfectly good letters to use?
 
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is the sincle quote (') an apostrophe? I've seen peopl use the (`) as one. is that right? I use it as a grave accent à
 
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yomamma said:
is the sincle quote (') an apostrophe? I've seen peopl use the (`) as one. is that right? I use it as a grave accent à
The single quote and apostrophe are the same thing on your keyboard...this one ('). The other one (`) isn't an apostrophe, it's for other alphabets.
 
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hmm..I've seen people type somthing like you`re before :|
 
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yomamma said:
hmm..I've seen people type somthing like you`re before :|
I've seen people type lots of weird things before; it doesn't make it right. :wink:
 
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okay. that was bugging me all day :rolleyes:
 
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All day?! You must have had computer class today. :smile:
 
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Ok, I just saw this again, and it was so funny, if anyone is offended, I will delete it. This was an old thread here.

an open letter to dr. laura concerning homosexuality

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"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals.
That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that
they need more supervision."

Dr. Laura Schlesinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice
to people who call into her radio show. Recently, she said that, as
an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according
to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The
following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident,
which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as
informative...

Dear Dr. Laura

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other
specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
her period of menstrual cleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is,
how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possesses slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can
you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don.t agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room
here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing
garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester
blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town
together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn.t we just burn them to
death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is
eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan,
Jack
 
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Moonbear said:
All day?! You must have had computer class today. :smile:
I'm tired of computer class. we're learning about graphics software. our teacher wants us to use the draw features on MS word :rolleyes: I just use powerpoint and photodraw, she doesn't even notice...
 

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