Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Yeah, I usually draw in other programs and then import the picture to word too. It works better than drawing in word, unless you're just trying to make a very simple diagram or time-line type thing.
 
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well, she overcomplicates it. to do the stuff on word, we have to change the document to a landscape image (which completely confuses half the class) and then we do all this crap. On photodraw, you set the page size, and on powerpoint, it's already on landscape.
 
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Evo: That's hilarious! Do you know of any reply by Dr. Laura?
 
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yomamma said:
well, she overcomplicates it. to do the stuff on word, we have to change the document to a landscape image (which completely confuses half the class) and then we do all this crap. On photodraw, you set the page size, and on powerpoint, it's already on landscape.
Well, if having to change the page to landscape confuses half the class, clearly they need this lesson way more than you do. Now you know why they have to teach this stuff.
 
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but it's so basic! I want BASIC, not basic! :cry:
 
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holy crap! Moonbear is a super mentor now!
 
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cronxeh said:
holy crap! Moonbear is a super mentor now!

holy crap! do you know what this means??! :rolleyes:

Moonbear... knows.. my IP! :eek:
 
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cronxeh said:
holy crap! do you know what this means??! :rolleyes:

Moonbear... knows.. my IP! :eek:
:smile: That's hardly something to worry about. More importantly, you better figure out how you're going to fund doubling your chocolate shipments. :devil:
 
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dohh

cant I just send you phenylethylamine so we can skip the whole inefficient extraction from chocolate thing all together
 
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Not unless it's chocolate coated! :biggrin: :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Not unless it's chocolate coated! :biggrin: :devil:

You're a Super Mentor now!

Congratulations to Moonbear... :approve:
 
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Aww...thanks...kiss up early and often, never a bad plan. :smile:
 
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You look good in Green!
 
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Thanks! I like this particular shade of green, and when I go to Disney with ZZ, we can sing, "It's not easy being green" while we buy Muppets pins (we should have the store to ourselves after that). :biggrin:

And look, I'm already abusing my powers to get more chocolate. I'm going to have to ask Evo where we store it all as it comes in.
 
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hehe, you don't think I've sen the kind of discussions that go on in the mentors' forum.. I've been in there. don't you guys have a storage room?
 
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Evo, we better seal off that storage room and make it airtight. It seems some little mice are sneaking into our chocolate supply!
 
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pfft! that's not all that's in there, I know about your 'special plants'. that's probably why Zz's all...funny :rolleyes:
 
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benjamincarson said:
Evo: That's hilarious! Do you know of any reply by Dr. Laura?
I'm glad someone read it. I don't know if she replied.
 
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Oh, hmm...I just realized, I have the powers to kill franzbear now. *rubs hands together* Should I start abusing my power yet, or wait a while? Muwahahahahaha! :devil:
 
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evo tried it, and it didn't work
 
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yomamma said:
evo tried it, and it didn't work
Yeah, but that was just her on her own. Now we can use our Super Twin powers! :biggrin:
 
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against over 10O members? methinks not!
 
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Heh heh heh...if you want to keep Franzbear alive, we'll need more chocolate! :devil:
 
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fine, I have danger's credit card. :biggrin:how many truckloads? and should I sent it to the mentor storage room, where the address is: well, shall I continue? :devil:
 
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cronxeh said:
holy crap! Moonbear is a super mentor now!
With powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal mentors.
OH MY GOSH!


:rolleyes: Holy crap is right. I'm probably doomed for all the awful things I've said about Moonbear in the past, right? :rolleyes:

All that stuff was just said in fun. :biggrin:



:rolleyes: Is she buying this yomamma? :rolleyes:

Evo, I loved the Dr Laura note.
 
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Artman said:
:rolleyes: Is she buying this yomamma? :rolleyes:

Hmm...another delivery truck just arrived:
Packing list 1 says: To Evo from Cronxeh; contents chocolate
Packing list 2: To Moonbear from Cronxeh; contents chocolate
Okay, Cronxeh, you're good to go for today. Here's your GOOBF card.

Packing list 3: too moonbear frmo yomamma; contents chcoolate
Okay, that looks legit. :biggrin:

Packing list 4: To Evo from Artman; contents Fauchon chocolate.
Ooh, nice touch there Artman.

Packing list 5: too evo frm yomamma; contents cohcolate
Yep, yomamma is in the clear for today. One GOOBF card for yomamma.

Any more boxes on that truck? No? Are you sure? :frown:

Nope, Artman, not buying it. You still have half a day to get that express, same-day delivery of chocolate here, and I might reconsider my position on that. :biggrin: o:)
 
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Go Moonbear, already increasing our chocolate supply! :approve:

It's not like we're abusing our powers, our people love us and if they wish to express their gratitude for our hard work (and don't want to get accidently banned) who are we to stop them? o:)
 
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Moonbear said:
Any more boxes on that truck? No? Are you sure? :frown:

Nope, Artman, not buying it. You still have half a day to get that express, same-day delivery of chocolate here, and I might reconsider my position on that. :biggrin: o:)
Wait a minute...I'm positive that I sent that order...

Hmmmm...Quick, smell the delivery man's breath! Does it smell like very expensive Fauchon Chocolate (or just tunafish salad)? Because I distinctly remember ordering two cases of Fauchon chocolates (each) for our lovely mentors.
 
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Yes see, right here on the order tracking for item: #2456798765324-000 says the order was held up for an hour and a half in Newark NJ. Now really, what else could he possibly be doing in Newark NJ other than eating my expensive chocolate?
 
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Artman! you called the caca-lot. not choco-lot! you sent them 1000 pounds of crap! you've started a new GD
 
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*walks up to deliver packages chocolate-smiled*

Alright, I have a delivery here for *licks lips* a Mo-

what? no I didn't eat your chocolate how dare you accuse me of such an act!
 
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Well, you still have 2 1/2 hours before the day ends to get them to rush a replacement order. :biggrin:
 
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rocketboy said:
*walks up to deliver packages chocolate-smiled*

Alright, I have a delivery here for *licks lips* a Mo-

what? no I didn't eat your chocolate how dare you accuse me of such an act!
I am definitely complaining to the "Rocket Express Company," for this...this...breach of...of...breach of chocolate!


In the meantime, I have to find a different delivery companyto give my replacement order to.

Get your delivery there quick as a rocket indeed.

Let's see...
<checking the yellow pages for a delivery company that looks reputatable because when you ship something somewhere you expect it to get somewhere.

Hmmmm...Hey Rocketboy, I would like to ship Franzbear somewhere via your service. :biggrin:

Moonbear, the chocolates are on their way. I sent them this time via "SOSExpress" that sounds like a reputable company, right? :biggrin:
 
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*ding dong*

Who could be ringing this late? *peeks through peephole* Someone in a delivery uniform. Hmm...ooh, maybe they got me a male stripper as a welcome to mentorhood gift. :!)

Oh, no, it's really a delivery person. Ooh, it IS for me. A double order of Fauchon chocolates from Artman! Just in the nick of time! :approve:

Okay, here's your GOOBF card. Remember, the daily ones expire at 8 AM the next day (that's when our regular deliveries arrive). :biggrin:
 
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first its chocolate.. then its favors of secksual nature

I think I'm losing it..
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