Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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moonbear...? *brandished danger's credit card* how many truckloads? I'm thinkin'...15 more GOOBF cards..
 
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cronxeh said:
I think I'm losing it..
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I think you lost it! :smile:

yomamma said:
moonbear...? *brandished danger's credit card* how many truckloads? I'm thinkin'...15 more GOOBF cards..
We can only give out one per day. Hmm...but that's not going to maximize our chocolate supply. Oh, I know, we'll only give the GOOBF card to the highest bidder! :biggrin:
 
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cronxeh said:
first its chocolate.. then its favors of secksual nature

I think I'm losing it..
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The dancing green guy is cool.
:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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Ahh Artman 3 more posts outside of GD and you can enjoy the evil streak :devil:
 
  • #8,685
What a change for you cronxeh, to go from the devil to the caduceus!
 
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*blush*

ahh gee I thought you won't notice :biggrin:

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  • #8,687
why do vertical bars look kind of purple on my screen |||?
 
  • #8,688
They do that to let you know it's time to stop trying to kill the thread for the night and get some sleep. :biggrin:

Check your color settings?
 
  • #8,689
:O your sig looks purple too! :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,690
That means I'm the one who needs some sleep. Turn off the light after you tuck in Franzbear.
 
  • #8,691
When it absolutely, positively must be there overnight, don't use Rocket Express! :smile:
 
  • #8,692
I'll come back from school to kill this thread :devil:
 
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Rocket Express jingle:

If you have a package
You are sending on its way.
Don't expect it to arrive
In less than 30 days.

From Newark in New Jersey
From sea to shining sea
We'll munch your chocolate candy
That much we guarantee.

So if you have a package
and you want it sent real fast,
You might as well just take it and
stick it up your...
...Rocket Express! :-p
 
  • #8,694
Well, as soon as they figure out their targetting system and stop blowing up the packages when their rockets explode, they might be able to cut that time down a bit. Have they come to pick up Franzbear yet?
 
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Moonbear said:
Have they come to pick up Franzbear yet?
No they haven't. I guess I ought to move him downstairs though so he'll be all ready to go when they get here. He's kind of heavy.

<Begins to push towards the stair>

<Huelp Iuy cont brueath!>

Yeah Franzbear, I am going to give you a heave.

<Nuow! Ouy Sud, Huelp Iuy cont brueath!>

Yeah, soon you're going to leave. Uuuuh! There we go, we're at teh stairs, now just...one...more...good...Push!

Thump! Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump Thump! Thump! Thump!
Bang!Bump!Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump Thump!Thump!
 
  • #8,696
There now. Only five more flights of stairs to go. :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #8,697
Oh, let me help you with that heavy package. There's an elevator over here.

The doors are already open. Okay, on the count of three...1, 2, 3...PUSH!
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THUNK!

:redface: Oops, I think that was the new shaft that doesn't have the elevator installed in it yet. We probably shouldn't have just pushed past all those yellows signs and tape.
 
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Artman said:
Rocket Express jingle:

If you have a package
You are sending on its way.
Don't expect it to arrive
In less than 30 days.

From Newark in New Jersey
From sea to shining sea
We'll munch your chocolate candy
That much we guarantee.

So if you have a package
and you want it sent real fast,
You might as well just take it and
stick it up your...
...Rocket Express! :-p

Hey, I hear the rocket jingle...must be a delivery waiting to be picked up.

*ding dong!*

Hello, I'm here to pick up a delivery?

The mining shaft out back? I see, you have to keep that chocolate cool naturally...

hmm... there isn't an elevator installed yet, how do I get down to get the package...I'll just blast it back up to the surface.

*throws down TNT*

KABOOM!

*sees package soaring rush up through the shaft and into the sky*

well, wherever it goes it's getting there on record time.
 
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rocketboy said:
well, wherever it goes it's getting there on record time.
:smile: When it absolutely, positively has to get somewhere overnight. :smile:
 
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rocketboy said:
Hey, I hear the rocket jingle...must be a delivery waiting to be picked up.

*ding dong!*

Hello, I'm here to pick up a delivery?

The mining shaft out back? I see, you have to keep that chocolate cool naturally...

hmm... there isn't an elevator installed yet, how do I get down to get the package...I'll just blast it back up to the surface.

*throws down TNT*

KABOOM!

*sees package soaring rush up through the shaft and into the sky*

well, wherever it goes it's getting there on record time.
I'm not paying extra for the overnight delivery.
 
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*thweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM!

Ooh, looks like there's a fireworks display tonight. :smile: Must be a real low budget one, there was just one firework. :frown:
 
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Moonbear said:
*thweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM!

Ooh, looks like there's a fireworks display tonight. :smile: Must be a real low budget one, there was just one firework. :frown:
Hmmmm. Chocolate explodes?



:rolleyes: Ut Oh In that case, I'm in trouble.
 
  • #8,703
I hope you read the Rocket Express disclaimer...it stated in paragraph 3 of section 2c, that "Rocket Express is not to be held accountable for any damage or obliterations of your package. If you do not like this you can kiss my rocket express, and then sign anyway."
 
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rocketboy said:
I hope you read the Rocket Express disclaimer...it stated in paragraph 3 of section 2c, that "Rocket Express is not to be held accountable for any damage or obliterations of your package. If you do not like this you can kiss my rocket express, and then sign anyway."
I'm quite happy with your service in this case. :biggrin:

You handled my package very expertly, Rocketboy. :rolleyes: Yeah.
 
  • #8,705
Artman said:
You handled my package very expertly, Rocketboy.
:blushing: :smile: Rocketboy, we have an opening in the cancer clinic if you need a new line of work. o:) :smile:
 
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Artman said:
I'm quite happy with your service in this case. :biggrin:
You handled my package very expertly, Rocketboy. :rolleyes: Yeah.

I bet Artman liked it when my package exploded.

Moonbear said:
Rocketboy, we have an opening in the cancer clinic if you need a new line of work.

I think I'm going to need a job in the STD clinic so that I can get discounts on those extremely expensive HIV drugs. :
 
  • #8,707
Oh, don't worry, the cancer clinic has a very thorough client screening process. :smile:
 
  • #8,708
Moonbear said:
Oh, don't worry, the cancer clinic has a very thorough client screening process. :smile:
They like a guy who delivers. :-p
 
  • #8,709
Artman said:
They like a guy who delivers. :-p
Ooh, yeah, baby!

:rolleyes: Wait...one minute...rocketboy...are you of legal age? We can't have any underage employees at the Cancer Clinic. If we got raided, then they might start investigating the other activities of the Genco Family Enterprises. :eek:
 
  • #8,710
I woulda come form school, but sneak2 is so slow
 
  • #8,711
Oh, it was good of you to stop into say good-bye to Franzbear. :cry: He'll be missed. Rumor has it he might not survive the upgrade. :cry: (Okay, so I'm the one who started the rumor; what's it to ya?)
 
  • #8,712
he won't survive? NOOO! I must get the last post!
 
  • #8,713
yomamma said:
he won't survive? NOOO! I must get the last post!

I like to see you in pain :smile:
 
  • #8,714
:cry: meanie!
 
  • #8,715
yomamma said:
:cry: meanie!

Stop your crying :devil:

Go watch the apprentice!
 

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