Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #8,891
cronxeh said:
Mmkaay :blushing:
I was just playing vampire for 4 days. Had two overnight blood samplings scheduled, and in the time between them, was helping with surgeries for another experiment (we have a couple of new people learning, so I've been hanging around even when I'm not on the schedule since I was at the farm anyway just to help supervise while they are learning; plus we had our regular USDA inspection to really throw some fun into the schedule...fortunately no problems), so, I was catching some daytime naps, but not really sleeping more than an hour or two at a time on a really uncomfortable cot at the farm (there were too many spiders running around for me to want to toss a blanket down on the floor, which would have been more comfortable than those cots we have).

I get to do it again next week, and then I'll have the results I'll need to plan the rest of the winter's experiments.
 
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  • #8,892
MOOOONBEEEEEEEE :(Last night while I was doing some last minute cramming, I forgot an entire section! I thought I already had a test on it, but guess not... I think I did ok on my test though... :(

I guess I will have to answer to you when I get my score :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,893
moose said:
MOOOONBEEEEEEEE :(


Last night while I was doing some last minute cramming, I forgot an entire section! I thought I already had a test on it, but guess not... I think I did ok on my test though... :(

I guess I will have to answer to you when I get my score :rolleyes:
Uh oh! :cry: Do you think you did well enough on everything else? How come I don't see you over in the "other sciences" homework help area? We allow biology homework questions you know. :wink:
 
  • #8,894
Moonbear said:
Uh oh! :cry: Do you think you did well enough on everything else? How come I don't see you over in the "other sciences" homework help area? We allow biology homework questions you know. :wink:


I think I did well enough on everything else, but I'm not sure. Usually I wouldn't care about one messed up test, but I'm trying to get up to an A in the class.

Maybe tonight I will, this lab is making my angry...
 
  • #8,895
franzbear? a hobby! he's a frickin' proffesional killophone player! I've had to replace the blood tank on that thing over 100 times! I see my work is unappreciated... :cry: :frown:
 
  • #8,896
yomamma said:
franzbear? a hobby! he's a frickin' proffesional killophone player! I've had to replace the blood tank on that thing over 100 times! I see my work is unappreciated... :cry: :frown:
Since he plays professionally, it isn't a hobby. He needs a break from the day-to-day stuff.
Now, let's do some work with the drill press. :devil:
This time let's put the bit in nice and tight first. :approve: There now. To operate the drill press, you have to see how far down you want the bit to go into the wood. So, I'll lower the bit, and you can put your head down there and look at how low it is. :smile: :devil: And whatever you do, don't turn on this switch when you head is down...
What switch?
That one...
<pppppPPPPPCHUNKaCHUNKaCHUNKa
WhhrrrrrWHAPWHAP
WHAP
Yowl!>
Yep. That's the switch. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,897
*fixes franzbear with duct tape*

Good as new!

EDIT: Ok, so yeah, not studying a portion definitely made things a lot worse. I just checked my grades online, and it says I got a 70% on the test :/ which is the lowest test grade in there that I have :(
 
  • #8,898
moose said:
*fixes franzbear with duct tape*
Good as new!
You were not supposed to tell Franzbear about the Handyman's secret weapon!
Come on Franzbear, You need to learn how to use some hand tools too. :smile:
First a hammer. Should be pretty easy to use right? :smile: Take the hammer in one hand, hold the nail in the other hand, and don't get distracted :devil: when swinging the hammer.
bang!
Very good Franzbear. Now you have to do it until the nail is all the way in. No, no, keep holding it.
bang!
bang!
Oh look, it's Elvis!
bonk!
Yowl!
Keep going the nail isn't in yet.
bang!
bang!
<nudge>
CRacKKK!
YOWWLLL!
Excuse me, I thought I saw Elvis again. :blushing:
A few more hits and it'll be done. :smile:
bang!
bang!
SMASH!
Oh, I forgot to tell you you don't have to hold the nail after it is well into the wood. My mistake. :blushing: :smile: :devil:
 
  • #8,899
franzbear, stop crying like a baby! get over here, and we'll use the belt sander!

okay just hold it like this, yes your fingers go under the wood- wait-is that right? :rolleyes: oh well...

AAAAHHH

guess it wasn't right:redface:

did you hurt your fingers? look closer- no! don't put your face in the belt san- too late :eek:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
okay, let's put some rubbing alchohol to clean it up...
 
  • #8,900
(The rubbing alcohol was a nice touch, yomamma)
Isn't this fun, Franzbear? Just a nice relaxing hobby. What's that? You think you'd rather go hang-gliding with an anvil, using a tissue paper glider soaked in gasoline, while holding a lighted match?
.
Don't be silly! It's planer time! :smile: :devil: It'll be fun. :devil:
Now a planer takes a 1" thick board and makes it into a 3/4" or 1/2 inch thick board. So it is very sharp, very powerful and extremely dangerous. :smile: :devil: You want to make sure you let go of the board when it gets close to the blade. So you wouldn't want to get anything sticky on your fingers first.
.
Now, :rolleyes: would you hold this bottle of contact cement for me while I coat this board. Thanks :approve:
What's that, I got a little contact cement on the bottle? Oh that's okay. It's sticky? Well sure it is, it's contact cement, you silly thread! :smile:
Okay, put the board on the edge of the planer and push it toward the spinning blades of death...:rolleyes: I mean toward the blades.
WhrrrrrrrWhrrrrrrWHRRRRR
There you go the wood is starting through the blades...
WHRRRRRWHRRRRROARWHRRRRR
Okay, you should let go now...
WHRRRRWHRRRRRAAARRRARRR
You really should let go...You're stuck?
WHRRRRRAAAAARRRRRR
YOOOWWL!
.
Hum, I guess that contact cement was really sticky. :devil:
 
  • #8,901
my, god franzbear! you whine like a woman! Anyway, make us a coffee table because we don't have one. you know how to do it! yes that's it! I'll help with the legs. Okayh, I'm going to take this wide piece of wood and cut into two small legs. I'll send it through this saw, uh oh, I t's not stopping, watch out, its going to hit you in the head!

tonk.

I told you to watch out Now you ruined the legs, and the saw is worn out. okay, we'll have to use the jigsaw...

now, hold it like this, and send it through...now, let's a a curvy modern design, move it a little to the left to mak the curve, a little more, no! too far!

BUUZZZZ...AAAAAAAHHHHH!

you need to take up a less dangerous hobby franzbear, you're such a baby and you're not fit for woodworking...
 
  • #8,902
Tell me... Franzbear,

What does it feel like to have a needle placed into your eye?
 
  • #8,903
this reminds me of that movie ZOMBIE. where the girl's eye is SOOO SLOWLY pushed into that needle
 
  • #8,904
sewing! i'll get my little sister to teach you franzbear...u can be the pin-cusion.
 
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  • #8,905
yeah, it's pretty nasty
 
  • #8,906
Just ordered this keychain :approve:

http://www.firestoreonline.com/ProductImages/novelty/keychain.staroflife.full.jpg
 
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  • #8,907
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you

a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above
 
  • #8,908
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above
I vote all of the above! :rolleyes: I guess that means except (e), unless I'm hanging out with a philosopher, in which case I'll include (e) just to see what happens to them. :smile: :devil:
 
  • #8,909
yomamma said:
this reminds me of that movie ZOMBIE. where the girl's eye is SOOO SLOWLY pushed into that needle
That's just great isn't it?
 
  • #8,910
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above

I'd probably have to find out why he collapsed first

other than the brownies Moonie might've fed him.. there could be the never ending cycle of life threat against it too
 
  • #8,911
cronxeh said:
I'd probably have to find out why he collapsed first
other than the brownies Moonie might've fed him.. there could be the never ending cycle of life threat against it too
you waste way too much time on details. you're going to have to move faster than that if you want to save lives. I say shock him first, ask questions later. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,912
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above

:-p :biggrin: Smack him with paddles and inject him with snickers.
 
  • #8,913
OMg, I just realized that I'm much cooler than I thought I was :smile:
 
  • #8,914
yomamma said:
OMg, I just realized that I'm much cooler than I thought I was :smile:

-Pfft-

*stabs franzbear*

Maybe it was really that easy...
 
  • #8,915
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,916
Moonbear said:
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:


I didn't know how to react :cry:
 
  • #8,917
Moonbear said:
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:
I thought I was in the twilight zone
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :rolleyes: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
Where everything was all twisted up from normal.
 
  • #8,918
damn! I has a 49 hour kill!
 
  • #8,919
Seriously though, this thread needs to just die.

*kicks franz bear in the face*

There, that's better now.
 
  • #8,920
It'll never die. Even if yomamma kills it, he'd feel guilty and start missing Franzbear, and would end up dragging his lifeless corpse around seeking a miracle to bring him back to life.
 
  • #8,921
That only happened when evo killed it BY CLOSING IT.


I will kill it. and you won't :-p nyah-nyah-nyah!
 
  • #8,922
Moonbear said:
It'll never die. Even if yomamma kills it, he'd feel guilty and start missing Franzbear, and would end up dragging his lifeless corpse around seeking a miracle to bring him back to life.


You know guys.. I can see it now. The motherly love for her baby has made her climb the ladder of power, obtaining the super mentor position, and now there's no way this thread ig going down :-p
 
  • #8,923
*plays theme music*
 
  • #8,924
You guys do know that this thread was off the first page of GD a couple days ago right?
 
  • #8,925
yeah, i had a 49 hour kill...
 

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