Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #8,926
Oh bugger, now I remember why I left PF in the first place!

Franz is back then eh, and I mean the Nietzsche as well as the bear. Rats and arse!
 
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  • #8,927
bye brewnog, we'll miss you :smile:

*closes and locks door*
 
  • #8,928
brewnog said:
Oh bugger, now I remember why I left PF in the first place!
Franz is back then eh, and I mean the Nietzsche as well as the bear. Rats and arse!
I just have to say that the Brits have such a cute way of cursing. :smile:
Franzbear, the whole woodworking thing didn't work well for you, did it? You need another hobby. Let's try electronics! :smile: It'll be fun. :smile:
Let's build a Tesla Coil! :biggrin: :devil: First, you need to wrap this copper wire around this tube.
<Ties the thread to the end of the copper wire>
Now, while you're doing that, I'll plug in the 10,000 volt transformer. It'll be more of a challenge working on it live. :approve: :smile: :devil:
Tizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzz:rolleyes:...You should probably let go of that...:rolleyes:izzzzzZAPPPP!
 
  • #8,929
hey franzbear! stop trying to merge with that wire! its not a thread and only mentors have that power! Now, try again! I don't care if it's still on! you're still alive arent you?! are you? anyway, try again!

ZZZzzZZZzzzZZzzzz

Try again!
 
  • #8,930
Okay Franzbear, I see that you're all tied up with wrapping that copper wire, but it's time to install the 10,000 to 100,000 volt transformer. That should be enclosed in a non-conductive cover, but that's just for wimps. :wink: We're working on it live, so we might as well just have you hold the transformer, right? :biggrin:
...Hummm is that a puddle of water on the floor there under your feet?...Tizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzz ...yes, I think it is...izzzzzZAPPPP!
Yup that was water. Hmmm, I didn't know one thread could stand straight up in the air like that.
 
  • #8,931
He's not standing up anymore...:rolleyes: uh, oh... you get the shovel, I'll start the truck! nobody will ever know!
 
  • #8,932
yomamma said:
He's not standing up anymore...:rolleyes: uh, oh... you get the shovel, I'll start the truck! nobody will ever know!
Yomamma driving a truck, now that's scary! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,933
I can drive! :rolleyes: I
'll just put the keys in...no, not that slot, just kidding :redface: onlya mild shock. and, the stickshift...oh, that's the radio..and let me pu my foot on the gas, just kidding, I knew that was the break :redface:

EEEERRRR! EEEEKKK! *CRASH*!

okay, I got out of the driveway, and...artman how about you drive?:redface:
 
  • #8,934
Maybe you should have asked Franzbear to put on his seatbelt before you tried driving. Oh well, flying through the windshield and into that tree couldn't have hurt too much, could it? :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,935
no!:rolleyes: it's just a little scratch with alotta blood. :redface: quick! to the killthread hospital to see Dr. Moonbear (who suspiciously reminds me of moonbear :rolleyes:)
 
  • #8,936
*puts on glasses and a labcoat* Dr. Moonbear is in. What seems to be the trouble this time little Franzbear?
 
  • #8,937
No, nevermind, that's not moonbear :rolleyes:

well, Dr. Moonbear. Franzbear seems to be mutilated, hemmorhaging, um...and a lot of other stuff. But my problem is that his cuts haven't been cleaned :rolleyes: could you use that rubbing alchohol on him..?:rolleyes:
 
  • #8,938
Moonbear said:
I vote all of the above! :rolleyes: I guess that means except (e), unless I'm hanging out with a philosopher, in which case I'll include (e) just to see what happens to them. :smile: :devil:
Reminds me of this:

Some guy said that: ":-p and being serious contradict each other.:-p "
I think this is :confused: :eek: :cry: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: , but I have no wish to explain it! :-p
 
  • #8,939
On the front page of the newspaper today there was an article about ID being taught as science. My favorite part of the article was this: "Sanderoff also noted that the more educated people were, the less likely they were to support teaching intelligent design in a school." :smile:!
 
  • #8,940
yomamma said:
No, nevermind, that's not moonbear :rolleyes:
well, Dr. Moonbear. Franzbear seems to be mutilated, hemmorhaging, um...and a lot of other stuff. But my problem is that his cuts haven't been cleaned :rolleyes: could you use that rubbing alchohol on him..?:rolleyes:
Oh, there's really no need for the rubbing alcohol. He should just walk it off. A little infection is good for him, it builds up the immune system. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,941
oh, okay. go and jog franzbear! around the hospital, into the test labs! I don't care if your leg is broken, go!
 
  • #8,942
Moonbear said:
*puts on glasses and a labcoat* Dr. Moonbear is in. What seems to be the trouble this time little Franzbear?


Doctor.. can I have a lollipop? :-p
 
  • #8,943
Dr Moonbear says yes, but first you have to get franzbear from the OR, they mistook him for another thread and he's about to have a kidney transplant :redface:
 
  • #8,944
<Paging Doctor Moe (Moonbear), Doctor Larry (Yomamma) and Dr Curly (Artman) to the operating room.>

Woob, woob, woob, woob.
Hey! What's that thread doing just lying around on the operating table?
Nyan, nyan, nyan. Hummmm, I think I'll just thread the stiching needle with it. La da dee, la da da. La da dee, la dee. Hummmm. It seems to be stuck. Nyan. Woob, woob, woob.

<Dr Curly starts pulling on the thread and unraveling onto the operating room floor.>

Hummm, a wise guy eh! Why I oughta...Woob, woob, woob. Hummm, what's this stuff? Oh alcohol. Yumm.

<Takes off rubbing alcohol cap and takes a swig.>

Nyan, nyan, nyan.

<tosses bottle down and slaps head with both hands.>

Woob, woob, woob. Yuck. Must have been a bad year.

<Thread is lying in knots on the floor and rubbing alcohol falls on it.>

Nyan! <Dr curly runs out of room.>
 
  • #8,945
*puts on labcoat*

Okay...let me clean this up :rolleyes: rubbing alchohol? I'll ring you out. *twists franzbear* I know it hurts, live with it! hm...you don't seem to be living though...we'd better send you to Dr. Moonbear quick!
 
  • #8,946
yomamma said:
*puts on labcoat*
Okay...let me clean this up :rolleyes: rubbing alchohol? I'll ring you out. *twists franzbear* I know it hurts, live with it! hm...you don't seem to be living though...we'd better send you to Dr. Moonbear quick!

Hmm.. ill get the crash cart, get me some O2 ill start bvm

Art, quick! Get a central line going. Yomomma get the EKG, and for crying out loud will someone put on my trance music?!

*catches sight of nurse Danger* NURSE! I need epinephrine, .3 cc with atropine, STAT!

ROAR! Dése prisa! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,947
Danger! You are supposed to be wearing a male uniform!

okay..the EKG...yeah...:rolleyes:
 
  • #8,948
cronxeh said:
Hmm.. ill get the crash cart, get me some O2 ill start bvm
Art, quick! Get a central line going. Yomomma get the EKG, and for crying out loud will someone put on my trance music?!
*catches sight of nurse Danger* NURSE! I need epinephrine, .3 cc with atropine, STAT!
ROAR! Dése prisa! :biggrin:
Okay, charge the paddles.

CLEAR!

*BOOOM!*

Oops, with all that O2 and alcohol around, maybe shocking him wasn't the best idea. :redface: Well, looks like the sprinklers will take care of the fire damage.

bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt
Oops, looks like the water from the sprinklers is shorting out the EKG. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,949
hmm... EVACUATE! oh, no! I don't know how to unbulcke the belt on the OR table! :rolleyes::redface: woe is me! I have to leave franzbear to die in the fire! *places outward palm on forehead*

gotta go!
 
  • #8,950
yomamma said:
hmm... EVACUATE! oh, no! I don't know how to unbulcke the belt on the OR table! :rolleyes::redface: woe is me! I have to leave franzbear to die in the fire! *places outward palm on forehead*
gotta go!
Quick let's save Franzbear! Here is a fire extinquisher. That's funny I thought they were usually red. This one is silver and has the word ETHER written on it (here I thought there was no such thing as ether :biggrin:). Oh well.

<opens the valve on the "fire extinquisher">

BLAM!

Hey, the explosion put the fire out. :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #8,951
I cannot believe this thread hasn't died yet.
 
  • #8,952
It went into a coma once, but it can't be killed.
 
  • #8,953
600 pages? I wish i had that much time on my hands.
 
  • #8,954
TRIBDOG! Welcome back!

tribdog said:
I cannot believe this thread hasn't died yet.

You've got to be kidding. You dangled something as tempting as the title of "Thread Killer Champion" in front of Moonbear and me and expect us to abandon it...ever...

:rolleyes: You should know it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of moonbear. :biggrin:

:rolleyes: Okay, it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of me either, but only cause I don't want you to.
 
  • #8,955
Artman said:
TRIBDOG! Welcome back!
You've got to be kidding. You dangled something as tempting as the title of "Thread Killer Champion" in front of Moonbear and me and expect us to abandon it...ever...
:rolleyes: You should know it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of moonbear. :biggrin:
:rolleyes: Okay, it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of me either, but only cause I don't want you to.
:-p What's dangling?

Yomamma started out as quite the thread-killing novice, but I'm pleased to say he's really turned out to be a great protege around here. He's managed to really stun the thread a few times, but it's invincible. I guess a thread created like you can take quite a beating and still keep surviving somehow. :bugeye: :smile:
 
  • #8,956
Andy said:
600 pages? I wish i had that much time on my hands.
It was more, but got pruned a bit...minor scissor accident, nothing permanent of course.

Now all we need is to get JimmyP back here (we all know how much he misses his tribdog).
 
  • #8,957
Moonbear said:
:-p What's dangling?
well, it's long (many say too long, although some think you can never have enough).
Moonbear said:
Yomamma started out as quite the thread-killing novice, but I'm pleased to say he's really turned out to be a great protege around here...
Yes. I didn't mean to exclude him or cronxeh or the others who have come along and joined our obsession. :approve: Yomamma has, I'm pretty sure, posted much more than I have in this thread (and many quality posts), but we've been here since the beginning.
 
  • #8,958
Just checked the post list and yes yomamma has outposted me here. Evo has been around since the beginning as well. And we all know you can't dangle anything in front of her. I learned that the hard way...:rolleyes:... yeah. :-p :biggrin:
 
  • #8,959
Ooh, and I even got the 9000th reply...again? :confused:
 
  • #8,960
Moonbear said:
:-p What's dangling?
Yomamma started out as quite the thread-killing novice, but I'm pleased to say he's really turned out to be a great protege around here. He's managed to really stun the thread a few times, but it's invincible. I guess a thread created like you can take quite a beating and still keep surviving somehow. :bugeye: :smile:
is that a question about what is the definition of dangling? or a question about what is it that is dangling?
ps I prefer to say swinging slowly, mightily and Jovian-like instead of dangling
 

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