Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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spherical potatoes? what're you two rambling about?!
 
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yomamma said:
spherical potatoes? what're you two rambling about?!
Where would be the better term here.
 
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Mk said:
This seems like a good time. On the East coast it looks like... 4:00 am?
That's the problem...there are too many people dedicated to checking this thread first thing in the morning, so you rarely last past 7 or 8 AM eastern time. Only good for a 3 or 4 hour kill...so it was pretty good that you got a much longer one in there.

Hmm...have we tried frozen broccoli yet? I know Ivan has a freezer full of it leftover from Halloween (no idea why the kids weren't just lining up at his door this year :rolleyes:)...he might be saving it for stocking stuffers, but now that Mk brought in that sack of potatoes, I think those will make much better stocking stuffers. Now, does frozen broccoli work better as a projectile or when ingested?
 
  • #9,034
prjectil's pretty good. watch:

*throws bushels of frozen broccoli at franzbear's bleeding head*

see...?
 
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Moonbear said:
he might be saving it for stocking stuffers, but now that Mk brought in that sack of potatoes, I think those will make much better stocking stuffers. Now, does frozen broccoli work better as a projectile or when ingested?
Works both ways. Frozen potatoes thrown, and frozen potatoes stuffed down the throat. Wait Wait what about this! We deep fry an Australian police car, flash freeze it, THEN chuck it at franzbear! Its a killer!
 
  • #9,036
i've come to the conclusion that he will never die unless someone closes him
 
  • #9,037
When did pogostick man return?
 
  • #9,038
He doesn't return, he pops in every few weeks
 
  • #9,039
It would be fun to close this thread... if only I had the power O.O
 
  • #9,040
ignorance is the thread killing champion. =)
 
  • #9,041
oh wait... it is ignorance from whence they spring... that's right... so the thread killer, must be a truth... no?
 
  • #9,042
since when has this thread been taken over by pointless crap?? :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,043
Wa ho! Almost let it die there..

What ever happened to that electroejaculator? Did yomomma take it along with my Playboy?
 
  • #9,044
Would it be just too ironic to be the last one to reply to this thread, and that is the reason it is the biggest thread on pf?
 
  • #9,045
Guys, I left PF for like TWO DAYS and this is what happens? You let this thread die? NO NO NO!
 
  • #9,046
hmmm...
 
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Mk said:
Wa ho! Almost let it die there..

What ever happened to that electroejaculator? Did yomomma take it along with my Playboy?

*chokes Mk*

Why, you little!
 
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yomamma said:
He doesn't return, he pops in every few weeks
i'm too poor to have the internet right now. i should be back around january...i hope
 
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Just in time to be poster number #20000
 
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yomamma said:
since when has this thread been taken over by pointless crap?? :rolleyes:
ROFL
yeah, lately this thread seems pointless, doesn't have the same important, quality posts it used to.
 
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yomamma said:
since when has this thread been taken over by pointless crap?? :rolleyes:
Hmm...let's see...:rolleyes: ...since about the time you arrived here? :biggrin: :-p

(You really shouldn't make it quite so easy. :rolleyes:)
 
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Moonbear said:
(You really shouldn't make it quite so easy. :rolleyes:)
lol, no, it's too easy. but ditto
 
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tribdog said:
ROFL
yeah, lately this thread seems pointless, doesn't have the same important, quality posts it used to.

I just looked back at the 100s pages... those were quality!

Just close it someone :(
 
  • #9,054
Maybe we should all make this thread our blog. It would be more interesting.
 
  • #9,055
What the heck is a blog anyway? I just don't get it. Is my journal considered a blog? because I can think of another four letter word that sums it up better
 
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Yeah, your journal would be a blog.
 
  • #9,057
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
 
  • #9,058
Day four, the Neverland Ranch.
I hate this place. I have no water pressure. Taking a shower is such a pain in the butt. Literally. The water comes out like urine from a guy with prostate cancer. Instead of spraying it dribbles, so I have to get underneath the shower head and I'm taller than the shower head so I always bang my forehead and even though I don't bang it hard it always hurts to bang your head against a sharp edged metal object. I couldn't put padding on the shower head because of the water, but when I tried stapleing a towel to my head I couldn't find the staple gun.

Actually that water problem, sometimes I get that too. The worst part is I can find the staple gun. And its out of gas.
 
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Not to mention that a lot of people don't know about the PF blog:
https://www.physicsforums.com/blog/
 
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franznietzsche said:
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

I have just killed him:approve:
 
  • #9,062
:rolleyes: when??
 
  • #9,063
The utlimate thered killer champion whould be the one who kills this theard
 
  • #9,064
Nice try, scott, but repeatedly misspelling it does not constitute a 'kill'. :-p
 
  • #9,065
great scott!

i just realized why pie R squared
 

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