Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #8,996
*takes franzbear to a nice educational website*
"here you go, learn everything you ever wanted to...here"
www.timecube.com[/URL]
[quote=Gene Ray, wisest human]You have opposite brains to think
opposite, but Big Brother icepick
academic lobotomy has destroyed
your mentality to think opposite of
the evil singularity you are taught.[/quote]
:bugeye:
 
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  • #8,997
every time I see that site it cracks me up :smile:

hopefully it will Crack franzbear
 
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moose said:
*takes franzbear to a nice educational website*
"here you go, learn everything you ever wanted to...here"
www.timecube.com[/URL]

:bugeye:[/QUOTE]
OMG! I think that counts as cruel and unusual punishment! :eek:
 
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  • #8,999
Franzbear, you suck.
 
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yomamma said:
Franzbear, you suck.
that's not nice:mad:
 
  • #9,001
Omg It's Ydoaps!
 
  • #9,002
yourdadonapogostick really ruins the symmetry of this site.
 
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tribdog said:
yourdadonapogostick really ruins the symmetry of this site.

Yeah :devil: :cry: :mad:
 
  • #9,004
gosh, who would've known that ethyl cyanoacrylate is such a good adhesive for gravity bong construction :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,005
Franzbear, you should be tking care of your children, they're running wild. Stupid franzbear *stabbs franzbear with killophone*
 
  • #9,006
Too bad you already got him immunized against the killophone so he could join the orchestra (some nonsense about liability and not letting him join if he didn't have that vaccination :rolleyes:).
 
  • #9,007
yeah but that vaccination just contained some crap I harvested from our school lunches
 
  • #9,009
I'm going to school now. on't you kill franzbear without me
 
  • #9,010
yomamma said:
I'm going to school now. on't you kill franzbear without me
Ha ha! Get a life! Cool people don't go to school. Squares and yellowbellies do.
 
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*looks around*

*stabs franzbear*
 
  • #9,013
yomamma said:
*looks around*
*stabs franzbear*
One of my all time favorite horror movies is Re-Animator. :biggrin:
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<Yomamma jumps up and down cursing as Artman injects the green serum into Franzbear's seemingly lifeless form. Franzbear sits up bewildered, yet once more, very much alive.> :biggrin:
 
  • #9,014
NOO! you revived him by methods of that stupid movie!

*stabbs franzbear*
 
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cronxeh said:
ohhh :smile: http://www.ubersite.com/m/40644
Moonie u got to check that out
:smile: I'll have to save that link. It'll be a perfect intro to a lecture on the subject. Just the sort of humorous thing to get students to remember the lesson. :biggrin:

Oh, and I finally got my teaching assignment for next semester. I'm so excited...I get to teach a problem based learning class. :biggrin: *does happy dance* That's my favorite type of class to teach! (Not to mention the easiest, because my job is mostly to sit there and let the students do all the work and I just make sure they stay on track and don't decide to spend their time choosing pizza toppings instead of working on the problem they're given...three classes per problem, so they really get to delve into it in depth too...this'll be fun and I'll be learning a lot right along with them).
 
  • #9,016
*stabs franzbear*
*kicks franzbear*
*shoots franzbear*
*runs over franzbear with moonbear's car*
*stabs franzbear*
 
  • #9,017
yomamma, you have some explaining to do about where these scratches on my car came from! :mad: It's coming out of your allowance you know.
 
  • #9,018
haha I don't get allowance, you'll have to pay for it yourself
 
  • #9,019
looks like yomamma has your car again...
 

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*sigh* waiting for image to be approved...

UPLOAD IT TO AN IMAGE UPLOADER!
 
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I keep thinking I should make a picture hosting site for PF, but I never do.
 
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rocketboy said:
looks like yomamma has your car again...
Run Franzbear! Run!
 
  • #9,023
His legs are broken, he can't run :devil:
 
  • #9,024
Franzbear reminds me of a hot juicy summer sausage.
 
  • #9,025
Wow! I know franzbear is weakening when MK gets a good stun in (sorry MK, but you're usually on the wrong time zone to hold the pole position for long).
 
  • #9,026
yomamma said:
*stabs franzbear*
*kicks franzbear*
*shoots franzbear*
*runs over franzbear with moonbear's car*
*stabs franzbear*
Left out poison and incineration!


Is this thread contributing to the delinquency of a minor?

Is it premature to set our sights on 10,000 posts?
 
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Moonbear said:
Wow! I know franzbear is weakening when MK gets a good stun in (sorry MK, but you're usually on the wrong time zone to hold the pole position for long).
This seems like a good time. On the East coast it looks like... 4:00 am?
 
  • #9,028
Stupid franzbear, HE WON'T DIE!
 
  • #9,029
yomamma said:
Stupid franzbear, HE WON'T DIE!


Think outside the sphere youngin!
 
  • #9,030
Get your potato ready son, before it gets cold.
 
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