Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #9,136
alfredblase said:
Yes you should all unsubscribe. Think of it like this: the more posts you guys post in this thread and the more attempts you make to kill this thread, the geekier you are. Now I resigned myself to being a geek a long time ago. I think you guys should allow me to sacrifice my non-existent non-geekiness and allow me to kill the thread. Go on be cool, you know you want to. Stop posting already. xD


Heck no. I am the thread killing champion. That was established on page 1. Thus, only I may truly kill the thread.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Heck no. I am the thread killing champion. That was established on page 1. Thus, only I may truly kill the thread.
Unless of course I do.
Why didn't I think of this ages ago? The perfect way to kill a thread!
<Snips thread with scissors.> :biggrin:
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Artman said:
Unless of course I do.
Why didn't I think of this ages ago? The perfect way to kill a thread!
<Snips thread with scissors.> :biggrin:
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Aww...those safety scissors we give you in the rubber room don't really work that well, do they? :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Aww...those safety scissors we give you in the rubber room don't really work that well, do they? :biggrin:


No, but epoxying franzbear to a nuclear warhead should do the trick.
 
  • #9,140
woah, back it up a bit. Do I have a joystick? computer or copulation? the answser is no.
 
  • #9,141
franz is no longer the thread killing champion, because I am the only one who has killed this thread for 49 hours.:approve:
 
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yes if we are ever seriously going to close this thread and have a champ, i mean chump, there has to be a time limit, let's us say if no one posts during three days then the last person "wins"? heh
 
  • #9,143
alfredblase said:
yes if we are ever seriously going to close this thread and have a champ, i mean chump, there has to be a time limit, let's us say if no one posts during three days then the last person "wins"? heh

Nope.
Moonbear said:
Aww...those safety scissors we give you in the rubber room don't really work that well, do they?

Safety scissors! That explains why it took me 2 weeks to cut my toenails. Rubber room! I thought since they wouldn't let me have regular toenail clippers, I was just waiting in an airport for a flight.

When Franzbear wasn't killed, I figured I missed and just neutered him. or maybe yomamma. :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
franz is no longer the thread killing champion, because I am the only one who has killed this thread for 49 hours.:approve:
Once I killed it for 30 hours. Does that count?:-p
 
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Lisa! said:
Once I killed it for 30 hours. Does that count?:-p
I hate to tell you and yomamma this, but if it's still alive and kicking, you didn't kill it. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I hate to tell you and yomamma this, but if it's still alive and kicking, you didn't kill it. :-p
And I hate to tell you this, your beloved Franzbear's died long time ago. You weren't a good mother for him when he was alive. But please let him rest in peace now as his father wants.:cry:

<runs and hides>
 
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<runs and hides>
What a *****.
 
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Lisa! said:
And I hate to tell you this, your beloved Franzbear's died long time ago. You weren't a good mother for him when he was alive. But please let him rest in peace now as his father wants.:cry:
<runs and hides>
:cry: I'm such a bad mommy! :cry:
 
  • #9,149
don't feel bad moonbear—everyone here's a terrible person but me.


BTW- I have to do a book report by tuesday, I haven't finished the book, but I'm close. And I've just came to a speech that is 60 pages long
 
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Moonbear said:
:cry: I'm such a bad mommy! :cry:
Most of hot and young women are not good mothers!:-p
 
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Lisa! said:
Most of hot and young women are not good mothers!:-p
Oh, you're so right. :approve: Thanks Lisa! :smile: :biggrin:
 
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Mk said:
What a *****.


This is like the 3rd offensive post by you using that word
 
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moonbear's a girl?
 
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You don't find gems like that growing on a guy.
 
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wow, :D hahah
 
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Lisa! said:
Most of hot and young women are not good mothers!:-p

Sycophant.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Sycophant.
AND most of hot women marry jerks!:-p
 
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Lisa! said:
AND most of hot women marry jerks!:-p


Or they get involved with me :-p
 
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cronxeh said:
This is like the 3rd offensive post by you using that word
Actually, its the first. What a vagina cat, I said.

Meanwhile, Mk bakes a baked potato.

Crackpots make me laugh.
Oh really? They make me high.
 
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you could have written pu55y although vagina cat is amusing

(David Attenbourough):

"and here we are in the hairy thicket, and we see.. yes, that most elusive of animals, the vagina cat..."
 
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franznietzsche said:
Or they get involved with me :-p
That's right! Some of them marry jerks and some get involved with jerks!:-p However you can't say all of them are interested in jerks.o:)
 
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Its been entirely too long since someone posted here, Franzbear is looking kinda blue in the face...

STAT!

*grabs paddles*

Charged!

*ZAP!*

There we go...nope still blue, hmmm...
 
  • #9,163
this is getting olld...



let's find a new way to kill him
 
  • #9,164
yomamma said:
this is getting olld...
let's find a new way to kill him


yomamma is getting old!

sorry, couldn't resist
 
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Let's find a way to kill him.
 
  • #9,166
Mk said:
Let's find a way to kill him.
:smile: :smile: :smile:

Bleach is a personal favorite of mine.
 
  • #9,167
franznietzsche said:
:smile: :smile: :smile:
Bleach is a personal favorite of mine.
I've got some ammonia. :rolleyes:
 
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Evo said:
I've got some ammonia. :rolleyes:

tetrachloride?
 
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franznietzsche said:
Its been entirely too long since someone posted here, Franzbear is looking kinda blue in the face...
STAT!
*grabs paddles*
Charged!
*ZAP!*
There we go...nope still blue, hmmm...
Oops, I think that was Smurf taking a nap on the couch. :eek:
 
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Moonbear said:
Oops, I think that was Smurf taking a nap on the couch. :eek:


that might explain the reaction of his nipples to sudden electroshock.
 

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