Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #9,171
franznietzsche said:
tetrachloride?

Think of the Ozone!

I've got a big enough hole over my head from corrupt government as it is
 
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  • #9,172
cronxeh said:
Think of the Ozone!
I've got a big enough hole over my head from corrupt government as it is


:zzz: :zzz:
 
  • #9,173
franznietzsche said:
:zzz: :zzz:


Ill show you to mess with hippies..

*sneaks into Moonbear's closet, moves aside the 2 skeletons, the gimp, the leather costume, the brass knuckles, the.. eww what the hell is that.. moves that too*

*Finally. Grabs KCl and a dart-shaped syringe*

Lets see now. You wanted to spray WHAT into the atmosphere?? :confused:
 
  • #9,174
cronxeh said:
Ill show you to mess with hippies..
*sneaks into Moonbear's closet, moves aside the 2 skeletons, the gimp, the leather costume, the brass knuckles, the.. eww what the hell is that.. moves that too*
*Finally. Grabs KCl and a dart-shaped syringe*
Lets see now. You wanted to spray WHAT into the atmosphere?? :confused:


Not into the atmosphere, into his veins silly.
 
  • #9,175
cronxeh said:
*sneaks into Moonbear's closet, moves aside the 2 skeletons, the gimp, the leather costume, the brass knuckles, the.. eww what the hell is that.. moves that too*
Hey! What do you think you're doing in there?! Don't touch that stuff, I need that! Sorry, Cronxeh, but you're going to have to come out of the closet now.
 
  • #9,176
Moonbear said:
Hey! What do you think you're doing in there?! Don't touch that stuff, I need that! Sorry, Cronxeh, but you're going to have to come out of the closet now.

Alright, alright.. I'm a lesbian

trapped in a slob guy's body.. :cry: :rolleyes:

Ill be on my way out then.. *grabs a back issue of Curve Magazine* :-p
 
  • #9,177
cronxeh said:
Alright, alright.. I'm a lesbian
trapped in a slob guy's body.. :cry: :rolleyes:

Welcome to the club fellow lesbian.

Ill be on my way out then.. *grabs a back issue of Curve Magazine* :-p

Yeah, yeah, just get out of the closet.
 
  • #9,178
franznietzsche said:
Yeah, yeah, just get out of the closet.


Oh I will. And don't you dare get in there to mess with the gimp - I put a lock on the zippers
 
  • #9,179
cronxeh said:
Oh I will. And don't you dare get in there to mess with the gimp - I put a lock on the zippers
Oh, take him out with you! He's been in there for ages and I can't seem to get him to leave. It costs me a fortune to keep feeding him (if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).
 
  • #9,180
Moonbear said:
Oh, take him out with you! He's been in there for ages and I can't seem to get him to leave. It costs me a fortune to keep feeding him (if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).


Ooooh!

He's so purdy. Can I keep him? :-p
 
  • #9,181
Moonbear said:
Oh, take him out with you! He's been in there for ages and I can't seem to get him to leave. It costs me a fortune to keep feeding him (if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).


Hmm.. well ok then. *Unlocks the gimp, takes the mask off*

Hey wait a minute.. its Danger! Who would've thought.. oh look he even has a PDA with wifi access! Moonie howcome you never noticed the heavy traffic and constant popups offering you various sexual activities with farm animals?? Just where, I ask you, did you think those came from, huh??

Comeon Danger, I'll get you a beer and we'll see if this one farmer down in Texas will let you stay in his barn. I heard his cousin been keeping the animals busy at night but finally they beat him to death one night.. tragic, but you know, life goes on, and you too need a place to crash :smile:
 
  • #9,182
cronxeh said:
Hmm.. well ok then. *Unlocks the gimp, takes the mask off*
Hey wait a minute.. its Danger! Who would've thought.. oh look he even has a PDA with wifi access! Moonie howcome you never noticed the heavy traffic and constant popups offering you various sexual activities with farm animals?? Just where, I ask you, did you think those came from, huh??
Comeon Danger, I'll get you a beer and we'll see if this one farmer down in Texas will let you stay in his barn. I heard his cousin been keeping the animals busy at night but finally they beat him to death one night.. tragic, but you know, life goes on, and you too need a place to crash :smile:


But I want to keep him.

Dang it, rejected again. Not a good week for me.
 
  • #9,183
franznietzsche said:
yomamma is getting old!
sorry, couldn't resist

really...? wow..
 
  • #9,184
yomamma said:
really...? wow..


Yeah...I know...:redface:
 
  • #9,185
Moonbear said:
(if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).
Just like me. I'll eat it off anything. :devil: :smile:
 
  • #9,186
What's your new method of killing poor franzbear? Starving him to death? or perhaps 1 of you are going to eat him? :rolleyes:


I demand 1 of the mentors lock this thread forever. It's against humans' rights. (ouch! when you locka thread, it's like starving someone to death.)
 
  • #9,187
Lisa! said:
What's your new method of killing poor franzbear? Starving him to death? or perhaps 1 of you are going to eat him? :rolleyes:
I demand 1 of the mentors to lock this thread forever. It's against humans' rights.


No, not eat franzbear. Though the horror of having Mk eat whipped cream off of him ought to send him into shock and kill him off.
 
  • #9,188
Lisa! said:
I demand 1 of the mentors lock this thread forever. It's against humans' rights. (ouch! when you locka thread, it's like starving someone to death.)

So you want us to lock the thread and starve him to death? How cruel! I could never do that!

Uh oh! I think I accidentally dropped Franzbear in some paraformaldehyde. :eek: Now he's preserved forever!
 
  • #9,189
Moonbear said:
So you want us to lock the thread and starve him to death? How cruel! I could never do that!
Uh oh! I think I accidentally dropped Franzbear in some paraformaldehyde. :eek: Now he's preserved forever!


Bah, we'll never be rid of him at this rate. How about we just saturate him with spice and make him turn into a giant sandworm?
 
  • #9,190
franznietzsche said:
Bah, we'll never be rid of him at this rate. How about we just saturate him with spice and make him turn into a giant sandworm?
Been reading Dune? :biggrin:
 
  • #9,191
Moonbear said:
Been reading Dune? :biggrin:


I've watched the SciFi channel miniseries twice each. Good stuff.
 
  • #9,192
What's Dune about? I guess its a recommended series. (the book)
 
  • #9,193
It's a cool fantasy book that was made into a movie (and I guess a miniseries too?).

I should dig it out to re-read. I haven't read it in a while, and never saw the movie (the book was so good that I was afraid the movie would ruin it).
 
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What's Dune about?
 
  • #9,195
Like some desert planet or something?
 
  • #9,197
Looks like I'll be reading it this Christmas Break.
 
  • #9,198
I've never read any of the sequels. Maybe I should look into those.
 
  • #9,199
The second Dune book (Dune Messiah, I think?) is very good. The next 4 get worse and worse. There's a whole series of new ones written by someone else. I don't know anything about them.
 
  • #9,200
Mmmm, ok. So I should stop at the second book.
 
  • #9,201
Moonbear said:
It's a cool fantasy book that was made into a movie (and I guess a miniseries too?).
iirc, the miniseries was like a sequal to the book series or something like that.
 
  • #9,202
El Hombre Invisible said:
The second Dune book (Dune Messiah, I think?) is very good. The next 4 get worse and worse. There's a whole series of new ones written by someone else. I don't know anything about them.
The newest ones are written by the son of Dune's author. I guess I should get the second book and not bother with any beyond that.
 
  • #9,203
I read a book called "Doon" once. It was about a desert planet that had all the beer in the world. instead of giant worms there were giant pretzels. instead of your eyes turning blue they turned bloodshot.
 
  • #9,204
I have attempted to stop trying to kill franzbear... BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW!
 
  • #9,205
Moonbear said:
Yep, it's about people on a desert planet trying to get spice.
Yeah, but what's the spice? :devil:

Movies are hard to watch after reading the book.

I read "One flew over the cuckoo's nest" and the movie was horrible in comparison. I couldn't watch the whole thing, it was just not right.
 

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