Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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"Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim". - Betty Friedan.
 
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And she died of an overdose of testosterone.
 
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this thread sucks.


lemme kill it
 
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I say if this thread is still alive when you get your driver's license you can have the kill
 
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I say if this thread is still alive when you get your driver's license you can have the kill

D.U.I. ??

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tribdog said:
I say if this thread is still alive when you get your driver's license you can have the kill
fine. it will be
 
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Hey, franzbear, what the heck are you doing all the way over here on page 2?! We've created a monster! Yomamma had a 4 day and 2 hour knock-out! That's the longest yet. (But, if we let him really kill it, it would do irreparable damage to his psyche to not be able to gloat about it without it being ressurected, so I'm really just doing this to protect him from years of therapy.)

Okay, Franzbear, I think you need a tighter leash. You've been wandering way too far lately. *pulls collar on Franzbear's neck another couple of notches tighter; adds a choke chain for good measure*

Hmm, you should try a better moisturizer Franzbear, your head seems to be swelling up and turning blue. :rolleyes:
 
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You've had your chance at killing Franzbear, moonie. Have you no idea how deflated the yo-mum is going to be by your sneaky resuscitation/assassination attempt?
 
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Moonbear said:
Hey, franzbear, what the heck are you doing all the way over here on page 2?! We've created a monster! Yomamma had a 4 day and 2 hour knock-out! That's the longest yet. (But, if we let him really kill it, it would do irreparable damage to his psyche to not be able to gloat about it without it being ressurected, so I'm really just doing this to protect him from years of therapy.)
Five days is an official kill, yomamma CAME SO CLOSE!
 
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So, do I win if no one posts after me...?
weeeeeeeeeeee
 
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So, do I win if no one posts after me...?

Correct.


:biggrin:
 
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<___> said:
So, do I win if no one posts after me...?
weeeeeeeeeeee
Its not that easy. I've been here since the thread started (most of us) it started out talking about who kills conversations. Then, suddenly we were trying to kill it, then it turned into the metaphorical "franzbear," which we were literally trying to kill. Seeing as my holographic theory says that franzbear was just an image of the real thread that we are actually inside of. Also, since we are encapsulated inside this thread, destroying it would also be our ultimate demise.
 
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yomamma said:
tribdog said:
I say if this thread is still alive when you get your driver's license you can have the kill
fine. it will be
He said not until your drivers lincence.Maybe this will count
http://www.addictinggames.com/driversed.html
 
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I'm tired...


But I'll stay up and make sure none of ya's try to kill my thread
 
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... I waited until you fell asleep. :devil:
 
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I'm back... :devil:
 
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You'll get your license someday O_O
 
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yes...


...I will...
 
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yomamma said:
I'm tired...


But I'll stay up and make sure none of ya's try to kill my thread


My thread sonny. My thread. Just check post #1. My thread.
 
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I am wearing a sandwich on my head.
 
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franznietzsche said:
My thread sonny. My thread. Just check post #1. My thread.
You do realize if you kill this therd you will get +1000 bonus therd kills to your score and after this therd is killed someone is going to make a new therd killer champions therd.
We need to perpare for this therds 1 year annvisary.It's coming up on the 13 of feburary.
 
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I just got Macromedia Studio MX :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
I just got Macromedia Studio MX :biggrin:

took you long enough...I've had that for about 2 years.:cool:

isn't it great?
 
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yes..it is...

now I have to learn how to use it
 
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scott1 said:
You do realize if you kill this therd you will get +1000 bonus therd kills to your score and after this therd is killed someone is going to make a new therd killer champions therd.
We need to perpare for this therds 1 year annvisary.It's coming up on the 13 of feburary.
Oh a "Thread Killer Champion's" anniversary! YES!
 
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what's a 'therd'
 
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franznietzsche said:
My thread sonny. My thread. Just check post #1. My thread.

did you change your username from "tribdog"? that's who posted #1 on this particular thread, if that is the thread you mean.

BTW, your last post to the "light" thread in the GR and SR forum has been answered and awaits your illustrative reply.
 
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why does this post seem so out of place?^^
 
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Evo said:
Five days is an official kill, yomamma CAME SO CLOSE!
Not close enough. :devil:
 
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Evo said:
Oh a "Thread Killer Champion's" anniversary! YES!
Ooh, maybe we can get it to coincide with the 10000th reply in this thread too! Now that would make it a special day! :biggrin:
 
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start replying as fast as you can!
 
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Not yet! We still have 2 weeks to go. In the hey day of this thread, we could easily knock off those 500 replies in one night. :biggrin:
 
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*unable to think of reply for some reason*
 
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yomamma said:
*unable to think of reply for some reason*
Then you shouldn't reply. :biggrin:
 
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but then I can't kill it.
 

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