Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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see what I mean
 
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My two cents.
 
  • #9,558
yes. I do.



you're mean
 
  • #9,559
You can see!
 
  • #9,560
I'm going to try something new:

NEXT ONE TO POST IS BANNED!
 
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yomamma said:
I'm going to try something new:

NEXT ONE TO POST IS BANNED!
What a wonderful idea to kill this immortal therd
 
  • #9,562
My therd attempt at killing this thread is now.
 
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yomamma said:
I'm going to try something new:

NEXT ONE TO POST IS BANNED!

I guess its safe to post now :bugeye:
 
  • #9,564
no, it's not...
 
  • #9,565
How about now?
 
  • #9,566
nope, keep waiting until I PM you...
 
  • #9,567
I see! And why do you think we should trust you?
 
  • #9,568
because you'll get banned if you don't.
 
  • #9,569
Congrats on your mentorship, then?
 
  • #9,570
No, I have connections :cool:
 
  • #9,571
Good for you and bad for poor franzbear!:frown:
is he dating Moonbear?
 
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Would somebody please hack into yomamma's computer and do something that makes his internet out of commission for a few days so that we can let somebody worthy kill this thread? Perhaps trib, since he started it.

Long ago the prophecies of franzbear were written, stating that only he who created him could destroy him...

...and my creativity runs out for the night.
 
  • #9,573
I think yomamma is the 1 who's worthy kill franzbear!

Now can I post here safely? :cool:
 
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rocketboy said:
so that we can let somebody worthy kill this thread? Perhaps trib, since he started it.
don't blame this thing on me. It was a nice, friendly manageable thread when I started it. Then it started hanging out with the wrong crowd and now just look at it.
 
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The Orgin of Franzbear!

I thought since were trying kill franzbear I thought a good Idea to explain his orgin in three part series called the Franzbear orgin: (I spelled it worng)
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2817849
Yes I made some new progress on the franzbear effect.I decieded to make it into a movie to explain it.I will realse the last one for this therds 1 year anniversery.:biggrin:
 
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tribdog said:
don't blame this thing on me. It was a nice, friendly manageable thread when I started it. Then it started hanging out with the wrong crowd and now just look at it.
If you hadn't disappeared suddenly, it wouldn't happen!:devil:
 
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scott1 said:
I thought since were trying kill franzbear I thought a good Idea to explain his orgin in three part series called the Franzbear orgin: (I spelled it worng)
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2817849
Yes I made some new progress on the franzbear effect.I decieded to make it into a movie to explain it.I will realse the last one for this therds 1 year anniversery.:biggrin:


Tribdog, Moonbear, and I would like to collectively point out that this account is entirely fictitious and wrong.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Tribdog, Moonbear, and I would like to collectively point out that this account is entirely fictitious and wrong.
Yes it is but it's just a new at killing this therd:biggrin: Your not in it
 
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franznietzsche said:
Tribdog, Moonbear, and I would like to collectively point out that this account is entirely fictitious and wrong.
Yeah, everyone knows the nocturnally roving purple jellyfish have nothing to do with making e-children! (Though, I'm amused that the movie has an actor that looks so much like a nocturnally roving purple jellyfish!)
 
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Has this thread become so bad the we have started making franzbear prequels? prequels suck
 
  • #9,581
It's never safe to post here: they're coming! . Everyone leave now, before it's too late!
 
  • #9,582
who's coming? what?
 
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Alright, I don't have much time but I'll try to explain. Tripdog's attempt to create another Franzbear is in violation of the laws physics. Franzbear is the personification of everything in this thread, so to make a second, identical thread would be to have two personifications of the same thing, which is impossible due to the conservation of matter and energy. Unfortunatly Franzbear isn't "real", so the laws are less rigid with him. The attempt mearly tugs at them, and a rip is starting to form in the being that gives rise to reality.

Do you see the terror now! Black creatures of the abyss are rising forth from this ever widening hole. We must destroy Franzbear now, before its too late! He must be sacrificed! No one post, or you'll all die!
 
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I have no problem with dying! :cool:
 
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It's not just dying; it's oblivion. There is nothing past reality, even death is a part of existent reality. The hole that tripdog made leads into nothingness. Pure, unfathomable nothingness! We can't risk it being open, leave and let Franzbear be sacrificed for the good of humanity!
 
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all right, so I'll kill him. nobody post or you die.
 
  • #9,587
Well, I'm ready !
 
  • #9,588
no, you're not
 
  • #9,589
I want to be dead!:cry:
 
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Dammit you two, either figure out how to fix the problem or get out of here! Lisa, if you want to die there's plenty of time to do it without being sucked into a hole of nothingness. Yomamma, there's no need to die gloriously in Franzbear's empty embrace. I'll hold off the abyss for as long as I can before plunging in the sacrificial dagger: I found it so it's my duty. Just RUN!
 

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