Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #9,591
nah,lemme kill it.
 
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  • #9,592
this is becoming so legendary that I think its time for a prophecy...

it is foretold by some really cool person that franzbear will meet his end on his 10000 birthday. Further that whomever gives him his first birthday card on the actual day, will be his assasin...

All game?

=)
 
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  • #9,593
no...


OMG, HIS B-DAY IS IN 3.25 HOURS!

moonbear, I hope you get a huge party :cool:
 
  • #9,594
yomamma said:
no...


OMG, HIS B-DAY IS IN 3.25 HOURS!

moonbear, I hope you get a huge party :cool:
Only an hour away here...unless we're going for birth hour, not just birth day. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,595
Wow it was like ~13 hours ago!
 
  • #9,596
2 hours to go. I'll check in tomorrow for the party
 
  • #9,597
Happy Birthday Franzbear!



 
  • #9,598
happy almost bday franzbear.
 
  • #9,599
Indeed, happy birthday Franzbear! Now lead me to real party: bring out the keg! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,600
Happy birthday franzbear, I'd check in on you at school but this site's been blocked...
 
  • #9,601
yomamma said:
Happy birthday franzbear, I'd check in on you at school but this site's been blocked...
:smile:
Happy birthday franzbear!1

Hope you won't have more years to come?:cry:
 
  • #9,602
You mean you want to kill franzbear! :cry:
 
  • #9,603
I'm back from school. so stop trying to kill him and let's go try out his new scuba suit he got for his bday, concrete just like his flippers. best of all, it's prus, so the air can pass through easily:devil:
 
  • #9,604
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANZBEAR!Your 1 year :cry: :cry: :cry:
Too bad this is going to your last one(for you)
 
  • #9,605
he may live for another year, but I doubt it
 
  • #9,606
Oh, come on yomamma: you have no faith in the immortality of the human spirit. Franzbear is now an existent proprty, it wouldn't surprise me to see him posting here on his own :-p He'll probably be able to keep himself alive shortly.
By the way, do you think there will ever be a new member who calls themself Franzbear?
 
  • #9,607
I have come alive!
 
  • #9,608
You're not tricking me that easily yomamma! I can see through the veil of deception you attempt to pull over my eyes. Begone, you dissembler and allow the real Franzbear to arise!
 
  • #9,609
franzbear! said:
I have come alive!
WOW WHAT ARE GREAT... and terrible...birthday present franzbear yomma
 
  • #9,610
if you want to be franzbear:

U/N: franzbear!
P/W: immortal
 
  • #9,611
Franzbear is yomamma's sorry excuse for a social life.
 
  • #9,612
I'm just bored, k?
 
  • #9,613
yomamma said:
if you want to be franzbear:

U/N: franzbear!
P/W: immortal
I like this new franzbear more than the other 1(UN: franzbear, PW:everything)
So I won't let anyone to kill him!:devil:
 
  • #9,614
yomamma said:
I'm just bored, k?
I was just joking! :biggrin: o:) :-p
 
  • #9,615
Lisa! said:
I like this new franzbear more than the other 1(UN: franzbear, PW:everything)
So I won't let anyone to kill him!:devil:
Thank you Lisa, no one can kill me! Mwuhahahahahahaaaaaaa! :devil:
 
  • #9,616
I can...
 
  • #9,617
yomamma, you killed me for 4.5 days, a fact you continuosly boast of. However, as you can see, I am not dead now. I am a continuing stream of exstince. Even if I die for years I can simply post once here and bring myself back to life. Now that I can manifest (ironicly thanks to you) I truly am immortal. While I do envy you the flesh and blood that you are, there are certain benfits to being only an exitence in its purest sense. You have given me life, and it is a gift you can never take away.
 
  • #9,618
franzbear! said:
yomamma, you killed me for 4.5 days, a fact you continuosly boast of. However, as you can see, I am not dead now. I am a continuing stream of exstince. Even if I die for years I can simply post once here and bring myself back to life. Now that I can manifest (ironicly thanks to you) I truly am immortal. While I do envy you the flesh and blood that you are, there are certain benfits to being only an exitence in its purest sense. You have given me life, and it is a gift you can never take away.
Actually, Greg could kill you by banning you and any user name that resembles Franzbear. He rules the dimension in which you live: he could kill you with absurd ease.
 
  • #9,619
franzbear! said:
yomamma, you killed me for 4.5 days, a fact you continuosly boast of. However, as you can see, I am not dead now. I am a continuing stream of exstince. Even if I die for years I can simply post once here and bring myself back to life. Now that I can manifest (ironicly thanks to you) I truly am immortal. While I do envy you the flesh and blood that you are, there are certain benfits to being only an exitence in its purest sense. You have given me life, and it is a gift you can never take away.
:smile: Believe me !s are immortal!
 
  • #9,620
What ever happened to the last franzbear,not the therd(or yomma)the one that made post.
 
  • #9,621
you mean franzbear?(no !), I tried to access his sccount but it didn't work
 
  • #9,622
I tried it also, but it wouldn't log in. Do acounts expire after a long enough period of inactivity? I'd hope that doesn't happen, but I don't know, and I find myself unable to pry away from PF long enough to find out. Let's just make sure a similar fate doesn't happen to !. Actually, its a good way to post anonymously, if you need to do that for some nefarious reason...:devil:
 
  • #9,623
well, it didn't ecpire because when I tried to register as just franzbear, it said that it was taken
 
  • #9,624
yomamma said:
I'm just bored, k?

You've been bored for the past few months? :bugeye: :eek:
 
  • #9,625
just in the afternoons
 
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