Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[yourdadonapogostick]

i don't remember

 

[JamesU]

I'm bored, entertain me...

 

[franzbear!]

We can rename franzbear yosista, he won't mind.

Don't bet your life on that yomamma; I'd hunt you down and rip you apart with my bare hands if you tried to change my name.

Damn, I just remembered that I don't have any hands...

 

[Dawguard]

I'm bored, entertain me...

What are we, your freakin' parents? Here, I'm giving you another fun little toy, go watch the Cartoon Channel.

I still haven't got Danger's credit card. Have you sent it yet?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i bet franzbear! is gay

 

[franzbear!]

then who was Franzbear(with no !)?

He was an unholy abomination, a mere pretender. I don't know who posted as him, but anyone who sinks so low as to pretend to be me is despicable. I mean, would anyone have anyting but hatred for someone who stole Einstien's work and tried to present it as his own? Anyone who takes such a magnificent breakthrough as a conscious abstraction, such as myself, and masquerades as it just to get a kick out of posting anonymously is a pervert. He deserves to be shot.

i bet franzbear! is gay

I am incabable of being gay. I have, um, no apparatus to define me as either sex.

 

[Dawguard]

He was an unholy abomination, a mere pretender. I don't know who posted as him, but anyone who sinks so low as to pretend to be me is despicable. I mean, would anyone have anyting but hatred for someone who stole Einstien's work and tried to present it as his own? Anyone who takes such a magnificent breakthrough as a conscious abstraction, such as myself, and masquerades as it just to get a kick out of posting anonymously is a pervert. He deserves to be shot.

Ha, talk about self-condenming! Now the only thing you can do is kill yourself, you said as much that you deserve it!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

if i had "who's Online" capabilities, i could tell you who it is.

 

[cronxeh]

holy shizzaaam 9521 in solitaire! beat that, hippies!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

who hasn't beaten solitaire?

 

[franzbear!]

We should load the solataire program onto PF. That way I could use my computer mind to beat the game in 1 second and get the maximum score. Trust me, you have no idea how marvelous it is to have the mental speed and mathematical abilities of a computer!

 

[Moonbear]

Does anyone think Franzbear! has it in him to commit suicide? It's the only way he can die now, isnt' it?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i don't think so. he's a wimp!

 

[franzbear!]

No, it is suicide that is the height of cowardice. Oooh, life to tough, can't take it any more? Here, kill yourself, run away from your troubles instead of facing them!
No offense to someone who has thought of, or known someone who has, commited suicide, but in my opinion it is the stupidest thing someone can do. It is selfish becuase it does not take into consideration those who would miss you. It is cowardice because it is fleeing problems instead of defeating them. It is stupid becuase while life exists there is yet hope.

 

[franzbear!]

HA, all this talk of getting my 10,000th post, and here I am with the 9,900th! Come on, I am this thread, do you honestly think I won't get my own landmark post?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

that post doesn't count. it was only so you could get it.

 

[scott1]

#9902 that's about 100 more post until 10,000

 

[Dawguard]

that post doesn't count. it was only so you could get it.

Thank you, I agree. It should be considered double posting.
As should posting only to say the post number.

 

[JamesU]

96 More Posts, Hurry UP!

 

[scott1]

HA, all this talk of getting my 10,000th post, and here I am with the 9,900th! Come on, I am this thread, do you honestly think I won't get my own landmark post?

I cacluted the date the 10,000 post will occur I could get that exact hour but that will take some time...

 

[JamesU]

faster people

 

[Dawguard]

Sometime tommorrow or Tuesday, probably.

 

[JamesU]

And it will be made by ME

 

[Dawguard]

I can help you with that, if you like.

 

[scott1]

Sometime tommorrow or Tuesday, probably.

No I cacluted it on March 18, 2006 but I think the rate has gone do to franzbear! and yourdadonapogostick return.

 

[Dawguard]

No I cacluted it on March 18, 2006 but I think the rate has gone do to franzbear! and yourdadonapogostick return.

Recaculate then, becuase if nothing else happens yomamma will post over and over again just to speed it up. It will be a lot sooner then the eighteenth. Besides, I thought your answer was the thirteenth?

 

[Moonbear]

If the old crowd was still here, we'd take care of it tonight.

 

[Dawguard]

Recruit them Moonbear. Stock up on chips and pops, dim the lights and squint at your computer screens ladies and gentlemen, we have a job to do!

 

[cronxeh]

who hasn't beaten solitaire?

whats your score?

 

[Lisa!]

i take that as a yes

yomamma=franzbear!

 

[JamesU]

it's not true

 

[Dawguard]

whats your score?

The highest score I've gotten was 93. Yes, only 93. I am currently residing in the lowest circle of hell for solataire players.

 

[Moonbear]

That's the best you guys could manage overnight? Only 5 posts? Yeah, it seems Franzbear's days are numbered. He's going to starve on this little attention. Oh, wait, that's the plan! Okay, nobody else post, we'll starve him for attention, that'll finally do it! It's ingenious!

 

[Lisa!]

I'm going to post here every day and when someone get 10000th reply, I simply delet some of my posts and then 10,000th will be mine!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

That's the best you guys could manage overnight? Only 5 posts? Yeah, it seems Franzbear's days are numbered. He's going to starve on this little attention. Oh, wait, that's the plan! Okay, nobody else post, we'll starve him for attention, that'll finally do it! It's ingenious!

i had him for a while...