Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #9,871
I'll try for the 10,000 reply too :P
 
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Lisa! said:
I'm going to post here every day and when someone get 10000th reply, I simply delet some of my posts and then 10,000th will be mine!:smile:
Or I'll just undelete them. :devil:
 
  • #9,873
ooo, we're close. dammit, i won't get it. i have TKD. :mad:
 
  • #9,874
With so many people apparently gunning for it, I'll just sit back and let them at it. It's a waste of my time, really. In fact, this whole thread is a waste of my time. So is my job, my thoughts, my books...my whole life is a waste of time! :cry:
I'm only one of six billion carrion creatures infesting this pathetic planet, and here I am worrying about some number post on a forum! I feel like such a waste of matter and energy. :cry:
 
  • #9,875
Okay, then we'll just stop wasting time and skip past you. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,876
So much for sympathy... I'm going to have to send one of my men out to steal all your chocolate. They've never failed me yet! :devil: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Ah, that's better, I always feel more important after setting in motion an evil scheme.
 
  • #9,877
What chocolate? Nobody has been sending me any chocolate! Why do you think I'm so unsympathetic here?
 
  • #9,878
That's only becuase I've been having all the chocolate routes blocked, and all the trucks coming through looted. It may be sent, but it will never reach its destination!
As for the sympathy (or lack thereof), I'm only using it as an excuse to justify my chocolate stealing behavior. I'm not akratic, I have to find some way to make it seem OK.
 
  • #9,879
Blocking chocolate shipments?! Looting the trucks?!

This requires immediate action by the Genco Families! You're going to have to deal with the five families of the sisterhood! The Moonbear Family declares war on the Dawguard Family, and is calling in favors from the Evo Family, the MIH Family, the Tsu Family, and the SOS Family. We don't take it sitting down when someone interferes with our chocolate deliveries. :mad:
 
  • #9,881
What if this thread gets locked at 9999?
 
  • #9,882
Then moonbear will never post here again
 
  • #9,883
Dawguard said:
Recaculate then, becuase if nothing else happens yomamma will post over and over again just to speed it up. It will be a lot sooner then the eighteenth. Besides, I thought your answer was the thirteenth?
Yes it was on the 13 sorry I got confused.In my calcution I figured that the same day 9900 post was made was same day my calcution said it would be.
Dmstifik8ion said:
What if this thread gets locked at 9999?
I had a theory that when this therd reaches the 10,000 post it will become overloaded and could possibly self-desturct
 
  • #9,884
...destroying PF, yomamma being the only survivor.

Greg can come too...and chroot...:groan: and of course, the mentors (except Zz )
 
  • #9,885
some posts have been deleted
 
  • #9,886
The whole thread has been known to mysteriously disappear from time to time. :devil:
 
  • #9,887
Moonbear said:
Blocking chocolate shipments?! Looting the trucks?!

This requires immediate action by the Genco Families! You're going to have to deal with the five families of the sisterhood! The Moonbear Family declares war on the Dawguard Family, and is calling in favors from the Evo Family, the MIH Family, the Tsu Family, and the SOS Family. We don't take it sitting down when someone interferes with our chocolate deliveries. :mad:
Aw crap, I'm in trouble now.

Ahem, let's not turn this into a war. I've got my family, you've got yours, let's settle this peacebly. The chocolate trucks are driving over my roads, so either change the routes or I'll charge you a thousand dollars per truck. This is reasonable, isn't it?

Oh, forget the dissimulation, I can't fight you! I'm blinded by your radiance, helpless without you even lifting a finger! Please, have mercy, I'll do anything, ANYTHING! :cry:
 
  • #9,888
MOONIE!

i missed you:!) :!)


this is the first time I've seen you since I've been back
 
  • #9,889
Dawguard said:
Oh, forget the dissimulation, I can't fight you! I'm blinded by your radiance, helpless without you even lifting a finger! Please, have mercy, I'll do anything, ANYTHING! :cry:
Anything, huh? :devil:
 
  • #9,890
i will be the one to kill this thread
 
  • #9,891
Moonbear said:
Anything, huh? :devil:
Hmmm, I suppose I did put my foot in my mouth with that statement. Let's just make our peace, I'll cease hostile takeover of chocolate trucks and everything will be fine. Call it quits there.
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
i will be the one to kill this thread
You should know that this is impossible. I truly believe that this thread cannot die. Unless PF dies, this thread won't: their fates have become inter-twined.
 
  • #9,893
but if PF dies,I get to post here last
 
  • #9,894
Moonbear said:
Or I'll just undelete them. :devil:
I'm sure you won't!:!)
tell me what should I do for you?
 
  • #9,895
yomamma said:
but if PF dies,I get to post here last
Even using your logic, how in the world is this possible?
 
  • #9,896
Dawguard said:
Even using your logic, how in the world is this possible?

He will prolly bruteforce hack one of the admins account(s) :P:P:P

j/k:smile:
 
  • #9,897
he is no match for my force powers.
 
  • #9,898
Dawguard,I was worng about the 10,000 post being made on the 13th and 18th.I got a little confused when was trying to figure what day it was and I thought it was 16th it's actually to be tommorw probally in eveing.
yourdadonapogostick said:
he is no match for my force powers.
I have the froce powers of seeing to futre with math and the laws of physics.Those two stand no match against your froce powers!
 
  • #9,899
muwahaha!
 
  • #9,900
50 more posts
 
  • #9,901
nu uh, 49...
 
  • #9,902
48 loser...
 
  • #9,903
woah, it isn't going to be like that. i think a countdown will be deleted
 
  • #9,904
not if moonbear knows what's good for her...

please don't ban me
 
  • #9,905
oh, she'll ban you
 

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