Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #1,891
Moonbear said:
I don't like when decayed things start moving.
Why on Earth can you not get over this anti-necrophilia rampage?


Artman said:
Why can't I have the last word.
Nothin' personal, dude. Just a matter of principle. :approve:
 
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  • #1,892
Danger said:
Why on Earth can you not get over this anti-necrophilia rampage?

It took me a while to figure out why this bothers you so much. You know, when women tell you, "Over my dead body," they don't mean that literally. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,893
Moonbear said:
Hey, when did you sneak in here? :rolleyes: I have to keep a closer eye on this thread.
I didn't sneak. I strolled in brazenly and with utter confidence after ensuring that you were asleep...
 
  • #1,894
Moonbear said:
when women tell you, "Over my dead body," they don't mean that literally. :biggrin:
I don't care. It's a lot cheaper than a regular date and significantly lowers their resistance... (well, after rigor has passed, of course).
 
  • #1,895
Danger said:
I didn't sneak. I strolled in brazenly and with utter confidence after ensuring that you were asleep...

Oh, darn, you caught me taking my afternoon nap.
 
  • #1,896
Danger said:
I don't care. It's a lot cheaper than a regular date and significantly lowers their resistance... (well, after rigor has passed, of course).


Its all true.
 
  • #1,897
franznietzsche said:
Its all true.
Of course it is! Would I mislead you, my fine young protege?
 
  • #1,898
Danger said:
Of course it is! Would I mislead you, my fine young protege?

:rolleyes: Franz, run, don't look back, don't pass go and collect $300, just run, far far far away!
 
  • #1,899
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Franz, run, don't look back, don't pass go and collect $300, just run, far far far away!
Ignore her, Franz. She's just a prude with no sense of adventure... :-p
 
  • #1,900
Danger said:
Ignore her, Franz. She's just a prude with no sense of adventure... :-p

I have plenty of a sense of adventure, I just want to be alive to experience it! :biggrin:
 
  • #1,901
Danger said:
Ignore her, Franz. She's just a prude with no sense of adventure... :-p


Shes' anything but a prude. THe discussion of washing machines should give that much away.
 
  • #1,902
Moonbear said:
I have plenty of a sense of adventure, I just want to be alive to experience it! :biggrin:
There you go with the necrophilia-bashing again!
 
  • #1,903
Danger said:
There you go with the necrophilia-bashing again!

Wait, didn't I already reply to this?! What sort of mind tricks are you using on me here? The blonde roots must be digging into my brain again! Aaaaaah!
 
  • #1,904
Moonbear said:
Wait, didn't I already reply to this?! What sort of mind tricks are you using on me here? The blonde roots must be digging into my brain again! Aaaaaah!
It's listening to all that cowboy s***. It rots brain cells and promotes intracranial vacuum leaks.
 
  • #1,905
Danger said:
It's listening to all that cowboy s***. It rots brain cells and promotes intracranial vacuum leaks.

Nah, I listened to a lot more of that stuff when I was writing my dissertation. That and heavy metal. (Now how's that for an odd combination?) Hmm...maybe that's the problem, I need to go back to listening to country music...my thinking cap might actually be a cowboy hat! :eek: :biggrin:
 
  • #1,906
Moonbear said:
my thinking cap might actually be a cowboy hat! :eek: :biggrin:
Not a chance! You put one of those things on, it knocks 30 points off of your IQ like you'd been whapped upside the head with a 'stupid' stick. :eek:
 
  • #1,907
Danger said:
Not a chance! You put one of those things on, it knocks 30 points off of your IQ like you'd been whapped upside the head with a 'stupid' stick. :eek:

But I look really cute in a cowboy hat (or I guess that would be a cowgirl hat).
 
  • #1,908
Moonbear said:
But I look really cute in a cowboy hat (or I guess that would be a cowgirl hat).
Well, okay... as long as it's just the hat... :-p
 
  • #1,909
Danger said:
Well, okay... as long as it's just the hat... :-p

Can I wear spurs too? :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #1,910
Moonbear said:
Can I wear spurs too? :biggrin: :-p
Please... :redface:
 
  • #1,911
Danger said:
Please... :redface:

Yee Haw! Ride 'em cowboy!
 
  • #1,912
Moonbear said:
Yee Haw! Ride 'em cowboy!
Don't you mean, 'git it on little doggie'? :-p
 
  • #1,913
Danger said:
Don't you mean, 'git it on little doggie'? :-p

Nah, told the dog to take a ride in the old pick-up truck...I'm lookin' to wrangle me a cowboy!
 
  • #1,914
Moonbear said:
I'm lookin' to wrangle me a cowboy!
Well, good luck with that. 'Course in the morning you'll look like you've been rode hard and put away wet... oh wait...
 
  • #1,915
Danger said:
Well, good luck with that. 'Course in the morning you'll look like you've been rode hard and put away wet... oh wait...

:redface: Yup!
 
  • #1,916
Moonbear said:
:redface: Yup!
Don't try pulling that ":redface:" crap on me. You're not the least bit embarrassed and you know it...
 
  • #1,917
Danger said:
Don't try pulling that ":redface:" crap on me. You're not the least bit embarrassed and you know it...

Just embarrassed it was so obvious what I was thinking. :-p
 
  • #1,918
Moonbear said:
Just embarrassed it was so obvious what I was thinking. :-p
Your tongue hanging down to your navel was a bit of a giveaway. I hope you don't play poker.
 
  • #1,919
Moonbear said:
Just embarrassed it was so obvious what I was thinking. :-p


EVERY SINGLE BLOODY THREAD!


I swear you think about sex more than i do. That's just sad.
 
  • #1,920
Danger said:
Don't you mean, 'git it on little doggie'? :-p
You've got the suit, right? :biggrin:
 
  • #1,921
Danger said:
I don't care. It's a lot cheaper than a regular date and significantly lowers their resistance... (well, after rigor has passed, of course).
You're creeping me out again.
 
  • #1,922
franznietzsche said:
Its all true.
You're creeping me out too.
 
  • #1,923
Moonbear said:
Can I wear spurs too? :biggrin: :-p
You know, I can't say this to everyone, but that outfit would look good with chaps. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,924
Artman said:
You know, I can't say this to everyone, but that outfit would look good with chaps. :biggrin:

Chaps, huh? *rummages through closet* I think I need just one more thread for them...here thread, here thread. :devil:
 
  • #1,925
Artman said:
You've got the suit, right? :biggrin:
In a manner of speaking. I have to pick it up from the cleaner's today. There was some residue from the Evo encounter...

Artman said:
You're creeping me out again.
Oh ye of weak stomach and tepid libido...

Artman said:
You're creeping me out too.
Yeaahhh, Franz! Tag team...! You're at bat... :biggrin:
 

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