Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Moonbear said:
*trying to think of a comment on that...trying to think of a comment on that* I stayed awake way too late last night, and the coffee is not kicking in today.

Mmm, coffee. Yum.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Mmm, coffee. Yum.

*passes franz a cup of coffee* I make it with dark roasted beans. Enjoy.
 
  • #1,858
Artman said:
We need a disappointed, pouting smiley. Can't I at least say that that is a very "stylish" costume?
Well, you've already used that one, but it was in a different thread and it's good enough to repeat, so I guess I'll let ya.

Artman said:
By the way, that wouldn't be humourous back in Shakespere's day. Not that it is now...:biggrin:
By the way, did you guys realize that Shakespeare spelled his own name about half a dozen different ways in his writings? Kinda peculiar for the primary literary light of his time. :confused:
 
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Danger said:
By the way, did you guys realize that Shakespeare spelled his own name about half a dozen different ways in his writings? Kinda peculiar for the primary literary light of his time. :confused:

Really? Then again, in his time, I think he really wasn't considered such a great writer. Just because I find him funny doesn't mean I think he's a great writer, actually. It's sort of like vaudeville in old English to me. It appeals to my baser tastes.
 
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Danger said:
Well, you've already used that one, but it was in a different thread and it's good enough to repeat, so I guess I'll let ya.


By the way, did you guys realize that Shakespeare spelled his own name about half a dozen different ways in his writings? Kinda peculiar for the primary literary light of his time. :confused:
I've heard that Shakespeare didn't write Shakespeare's works, but somebody else named Shakespeare wrote them. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
I've heard that Shakespeare didn't write Shakespeare's works, but somebody else named Shakespeare wrote them. :biggrin:

:smile: Wait until the kids return and see that statement. They'll be all in a tizzy tonight. And you thought it was a rough night listening to them argue whether Shakespeare was funny... :rolleyes:
 
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What did you say about shakespear?!

Personally I do not care about his name.
 
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mattmns said:
What did you say about shakespear?!

Personally I do not care about his name.

Maybe his name is another play on words. *shakes spear*

Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means. :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
Maybe his name is another play on words. *shakes spear*

Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means. :rolleyes:


Yup, it means he likes to sit on the washer for you :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
It appeals to my baser tastes.
I would like to take a moment here to appeal to your baser tastes myself.
Please! Oh please, please, please,please, please... :cry:

How was that? Will it get me anything?
 
  • #1,866
Danger said:
How was that? Will it get me anything?

Sure it does...*pats Danger on the back* There there. :-p
 
  • #1,867
Moonbear said:
Sure it does...*pats Danger on the back* There there. :-p
Not quite what I was shooting for, but I relish any physical contact I can get. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,868
Moonbear said:
Maybe his name is another play on words. *shakes spear*

Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means. :rolleyes:
Recalls a little rhyme from my grade school days...

No matter how you shake or how you dance,
The last drop always winds up in your pants. :biggrin:

It ain't Shakespeare, but Shakes Spear may have had something to do with it. :biggrin:
 
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Damn! I got nothin'... but I can't let Art have the last word. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Damn! I got nothin'... but I can't let Art have the last word. :biggrin:

Same here, but this reamains my thread to kill and mine alone. So i have to say something.


Something.
 
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Danger said:
Damn! I got nothin'... but I can't let Art have the last word. :biggrin:

Hey, when did you sneak in here? :rolleyes: I have to keep a closer eye on this thread.
 
  • #1,872
Moonbear said:
Hey, when did you sneak in here? :rolleyes: I have to keep a closer eye on this thread.

Funny.

You missed me by seconds.

ha.
 
  • #1,873
franznietzsche said:
Funny.

You missed me by seconds.

ha.

It must be all this sun in my eyes...I had forgotten what it was like to see the sun out during the day!
 
  • #1,874
Moonbear said:
It must be all this sun in my eyes...I had forgotten what it was like to see the sun out during the day!

You mean the daystar? Yeah its a freaky thing. I've heard stories about it. It turns you into a lobster if you're exposed to it for too long. Dangerous thing.
 
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Why can't I have the last word? :confused:
 
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franznietzsche said:
You mean the daystar? Yeah its a freaky thing. I've heard stories about it. It turns you into a lobster if you're exposed to it for too long. Dangerous thing.

But it must have quite a gravitational pull. It keeps pulling me outside! :biggrin: I played hooky today...just couldn't convince myself to go sit in a hermetically sealed building when it's 70 degrees and sunny! I've still mostly been indoors, but I've got all the windows open. :approve:
 
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Moonbear said:
But it must have quite a gravitational pull. It keeps pulling me outside! :biggrin: I played hooky today...just couldn't convince myself to go sit in a hermetically sealed building when it's 70 degrees and sunny! I've still mostly been indoors, but I've got all the windows open. :approve:

Cause you know, removing transparent glass has an affect as far as sunlight goes. :rolleyes:
 
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franznietzsche said:
Cause you know, removing transparent glass has an affect as far as sunlight goes. :rolleyes:

It does...I'm not sure what it is, but I actually start to feel almost carsick if I sit too long in sun shining through glass. But, that's of course not why the windows are open...I'm enjoying the fresh air too! And listening to the birds singing (they sound as happy to see the sun as I am). :biggrin:
 
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Why can't I have the last word.
 
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Artman said:
Why can't I have the last word.

Because I always get the last word. :approve:
 
  • #1,881
"Down in Oakland" by The Transplants is a particularly good song.
 
  • #1,882
The lyrics don't look like much but the song is great. And I don't advise reading the lyrics before hearing the song a few times... it sounds like he is saying different things from those in the lyrics at times, which are better for the song.
 
  • #1,883
How's my thread doing...?Oooh,3140 replies,that's nice.I want it really fat,cause I'm really hungry...

Daniel.
 
  • #1,884
Also "California Babylon" by The Transplants is very good.
 
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dextercioby said:
How's my thread doing...?Oooh,3140 replies,that's nice.I want it really fat,cause I'm really hungry...

Daniel.

Why do you keep thinking it's your thread? It's my thread! But, yes, it is fattening up very nicely.
 
  • #1,886
Three men standing and they love what they do
You won't see it coming 'cause they want to surprise you


It's so... so musical. Graceful.
 
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It doesn't matter how many men there are, it's still my thread!
 
  • #1,888
You get the impression that the singer is decayed in some way while he's singing. It's moving.
 
  • #1,889
I don't like when decayed things start moving. Save it for the refrigerator thread, or the rotting deer thread. :-p
 
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Like, all the words are sung or spoken sloppily, like he's not really trying, or like he's toothless and has a mouth full of novocaine. But he hits all the notes. It's like some animating force took a corpse and made it sing--its mouth may be rotting but the essence of the song is there.
 

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