Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I don't blush over stuff like that.
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.
 
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Evo said:
I've been working on a spreadsheet for the last 4 hours
Working on one?! Don't tell me you've gone pro! :eek:
 
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Evo said:
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.

Ah well, we have a use for you on Christmas Eve.

Blinkin' Flip, it's almost daylight. I'd appreciate it if all members would refrain from posting until my dissertation is complete. Thank you.
 
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brewnog said:
I'd appreciate it if all members would refrain from posting until my dissertation is complete. Thank you.
Dissertation? You can get hanged for that! What branch of the Services are you in, anyhow?
 
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Danger said:
Working on one?! Don't tell me you've gone pro! :eek:
:confused:
 
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Evo said:
:confused:
Sorry. I just went back and reread your post. I didn't realize that 'spreadsheet' was one word. :redface:
 
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A reminder to everyone that this thread has gone off topic (again). I recommend someone kill it quickly.
 
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motai said:
A reminder to everyone that this thread has gone off topic (again). I recommend someone kill it quickly.
Yeah, yeah... patience already! I'm trying to bore it to death.
 
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Evo said:
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.

Generally when drinking wine I make every effort to get it in my mouth. I suppose, after enough, I might, like you, miss and get some on my nose.



Can I kill it now?
 
  • #2,040
Integral said:
Generally when drinking wine I make every effort to get it in my mouth. I suppose, after enough, I might, like you, miss and get some on my nose.
Yeah, everyone tells me snorting it is wrong. :rolleyes: :wink:

Can I kill it now?
Patience my dear. We don't want the thread to know what's going happen. :devil:
 
  • #2,041
Integral said:
Can I kill it now?
Back of the line, Jack! You might have been here longer, but some of us with no actual lives have been putting in a lot more effort. (The accents alone should be worth extra points.) :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Back of the line, Jack! You might have been here longer, but some of us with no actual lives have been putting in a lot more effort. (The accents alone should be worth extra points.) :biggrin:
Ah come on... give me a break.. I don't hang around here much, and I have power.. it is burning a hole in my pocket... I MUST use it..

second thought.. rather then chopping the thread into little itty bitty posts I just might burn it.
 
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Moonbear said:
:cry: No, not my poor little thread!
LITTLE

Have you put your LITTLE baby on the scales recently? This monster is out of control, and growing faster all the time.

KILL IT... KILL IT NOW... before it overwhelms the whole site.

Today PF.. Tomorrow... ...
 
  • #2,044
Integral said:
I have power.. it is burning a hole in my pocket
That's not power burning a hole in your pocket. Quit staring at Evo's picture! :-p
 
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Danger said:
That's not power burning a hole in your pocket. Quit staring at Evo's picture! :-p
Who me? :blushing:

Why I am a happily married (there is the oxymoron to end all oxymorns) man I would never drool on Evo's picture. Besides, we have it all worked out, As soon as I complete my time machine I will go back 30 yrs (or was that 20?) meet up with Evo and we will each save ourselfs a first bad marriage. :approve: So there, you all back off, it is all arranged.
 
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Integral said:
As soon as I complete my time machine
Were you not one of the prime debunkers of time travel in PF? :-p
 
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Integral said:
Who me? :blushing:

Why I am a happily married (there is the oxymoron to end all oxymorns) man I would never drool on Evo's picture. Besides, we have it all worked out, As soon as I complete my time machine I will go back 30 yrs (or was that 20?) meet up with Evo and we will each save ourselfs a first bad marriage. :approve: So there, you all back off, it is all arranged.
Why Integral, you sly devil.
:devil:

You just can't execute little Franzbear (the name of this monster thread that happens to be the illegitimate love child of Moonbear and Franznietche)! He's too young to be executed.


Come on Franzbear. You come with me. No no, leave on the flammable PJ's. I'll bring the ether, the gasoline and the LOX and...What are those for? Those are for the camp fire on our hunting trip. Let's go. Okay, you can carry the matches, the propane lighter, the butane lighter, the sparkplug and capacitor apparatus, but don't drop them. o:)
 
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Danger said:
Were you not one of the prime debunkers of time travel in PF? :-p
Not if he can use it to get together with Evo. :biggrin:
 
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Integral said:
Besides, we have it all worked out, As soon as I complete my time machine I will go back 30 yrs (or was that 20?) meet up with Evo and we will each save ourselfs a first bad marriage. :approve: So there, you all back off, it is all arranged.
Yep, it's true.

I have our stock portfolio all ready! Should we plan on "inventing" Windows? :biggrin:
 
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So Nobody else here knew what a boojum is.
 
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BicycleTree said:
So Nobody else here knew what a boojum is.
I haven't read that thing in nearly 40 years. My memory ain't that good!
 
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I have never heard of a "boojum"
 
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Evo said:
Yep, it's true.

I have our stock portfolio all ready! Should we plan on "inventing" Windows? :biggrin:

Do you suppose we could get a jump on the Woz and Jobs while we are at it? Maybe we should find little Billy Gates and teach him to play D&D, perhaps he would be so busy killing monsters that he would not bother to start a company. The possibilities are endless!
 
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Integral said:
LITTLE

Have you put your LITTLE baby on the scales recently? This monster is out of control, and growing faster all the time.

Aww, it's just a little chubby. We'll take it out on a nice camping trip with its Uncle Artman and get it some exercise.

KILL IT... KILL IT NOW... before it overwhelms the whole site.

Today PF.. Tomorrow... ...

...the World! :devil: :approve:
 
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Moonbear said:
Aww, it's just a little chubby. We'll take it out on a nice camping trip with its Uncle Artman and get it some exercise.



...the World! :devil: :approve:
If Queen Evo won't let me kill it maybe I should just trim some excess... Who should be declared excess?... Would I be in DANGER by naming any names?
 
  • #2,056
Integral said:
Would I be in DANGER by naming any names?
Your subtlety is truly a work of genius. :-p
 
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Danger said:
Your subtlety is truly a work of genius. :-p
Subtle is my middle name.
 
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Subtle! Subtle! They become formless.

--Sun Tzu
 
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wtf, 222 pages about...nothing
O.O
*gasp*
 
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moose said:
wtf, 222 pages about...nothing
O.O
*gasp*
Of course this implies that you have read all 222 pages... did you miss the part where we had a deep philosophical discussion about the meaning of life and how it relates to network forums. It was a real concern that perhaps someone who would take the time to read all 222 pages about nothing might be missing a big bite of life.

On the other hand it was felt that anyone who did not read 222 pages of nothing and simply assumed that it was about nothing might also be missing some of the better things in life.

But in general I think we can conclude that you are pretty much correct. This thread is pretty much a waste of electrons..


Can I KILL IT NOW?? Please my beautiful Queen Evo, let me kill it!
 
  • #2,061
You just read all 222 pages?


edit... looks like Integral beat me to it, and with much better content too
 
  • #2,062
Danger said:
Were you not one of the prime debunkers of time travel in PF? :-p
How could I have missed this one!

Of course I have been debunking Time travel. If I did not discourage the genius posting in the Theory Development forum, they may beat me to the final solution. Then they may go back before I can get there and convince Evo that they are me, thus dooming Evo to another first bad marriage. We cannot have that!
 
  • #2,063
Integral, you johnnie-come-lately. That's not how the game is played.
 
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Integral said:
Of course this implies that you have read all 222 pages... did you miss the part where we had a deep philosophical discussion about the meaning of life and how it relates to network forums. It was a real concern that perhaps someone who would take the time to read all 222 pages about nothing might be missing a big bite of life.

On the other hand it was felt that anyone who did not read 222 pages of nothing and simply assumed that it was about nothing might also be missing some of the better things in life.

But in general I think we can conclude that you are pretty much correct. This thread is pretty much a waste of electrons..


Can I KILL IT NOW?? Please my beautiful Queen Evo, let me kill it!

Nope, we'll just keep replaying it along with old Seinfeld re-runs. :-p
 
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BicycleTree said:
Integral, you johnnie-come-lately. That's not how the game is played.
Johnnie -come- lately?? Whats that mean. I have been contributing to this thread from the start (check post #44) that was back in early Feburary...


FEBRUARY ... No thread that old can be healthy I recommend euthanasia...

Can I kill it now?? :devil:
 
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