Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #1,996
Artman said:
I guess I shouldn't a done that...

Don't worry, I still have plenty of eyebrow pencil to go around. We can keep drawing in those singed off eyebrows. :biggrin:
 
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:cry: I just bit my tongue
 
  • #1,998
I wonder how hard it is to make liquid oxygen from air. How small a machine could you have that you could plug into the wall and compress/freeze a quart bottle of liquid oxygen for you?
 
  • #1,999
BicycleTree said:
I wonder how hard it is to make liquid oxygen from air.
Why go to all that trouble? Just buy some dry ice, grind it up, and filter out the carbon.
 
  • #2,000
mattmns said:
:cry: I just bit my tongue

Consequence of the explosion as well? Here's an ice pop to suck on. That should help. :smile:
 
  • #2,001
Moonbear said:
Here's an ice pop to suck on.
Ice pop? Sounds like the result of a skating accident.
 
  • #2,002
Danger said:
Ice pop? Sounds like the result of a skating accident.

:smile: No, a popsicle...I don't know why I call them ice pops.
 
  • #2,003
Moonbear said:
:smile: No, a popsicle...I don't know why I call them ice pops.
I'm sure there's some deep philosophical reason that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one. :approve:
 
  • #2,004
Danger said:
I'm sure there's some deep philosophical reason that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one. :approve:

Could be. *slowly starts sucking on popsicle*
 
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If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci
 
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1 said:
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci

Even better, if you don't kill the thread and promise to leave it to the experts, I'll give you two cookies. :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #2,007
Moonbear said:
Could be. *slowly starts sucking on popsicle*
Good; practise makes perfect. Meet me in the cancer clinic at midnight. :-p
 
  • #2,008
Danger said:
Good; practise makes perfect. Meet me in the cancer clinic at midnight. :-p

Mmmphh mmm phmmmph. *wipes chin*
 
  • #2,009
Moonbear said:
Mmmphh mmm phmmmph. *wipes chin*
In my humble estimation, you grow more alluring every day. :-p
 
  • #2,010
Danger said:
In my humble estimation, you grow more alluring every day. :-p

:blushing: :shy: :blushing: :wink:
 
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Changing the subject a bit. I've been under a lot of stress lately because my company was laying off a significant number of people in my division due to a recently announced merger. I was spared, but the guy in the office across from mine was not as lucky. :frown: He was so upset that he lost his eye. He has a glass eye and he took it out and forgot where he put it.
 
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I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so :cry:
 
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mattmns said:
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so :cry:
What? WHY?
 
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I decided to stop being lazy. At my current pace I would not graduate until I was 22, 3 years from now (I would be a few classes short, and would have to wait to graduate for a whole year). So I decided that I will take 4 classes this summer, rather than 2, and then just take a real full-time load and finish 2 years from now. I will be student teaching in just over a year from now, scary thought!
 
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Moonbear said:
:blushing: :shy: :blushing: :wink:
I still think that you just coloured those little pink guys in with your lipstick so you'd look coy. You don't strike me as the blushing type.

Evo said:
He has a glass eye and he took it out and forgot where he put it.
The ex-from-hell just got hers hooked into the muscle so it moves with the other one. A lot easier to gaze into her face now, but not as amusing.

mattmns said:
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so
Is this the result of a poll? I didn't get to vote!
 
  • #2,016
mattmns said:
I decided to stop being lazy. At my current pace I would not graduate until I was 22, 3 years from now (I would be a few classes short, and would have to wait to graduate for a whole year). So I decided that I will take 4 classes this summer, rather than 2, and then just take a real full-time load and finish 2 years from now. I will be student teaching in just over a year from now, scary thought!
That doesn't mean you can't post here any more! I like you! You still need to come here once in awhile. :cry:
 
  • #2,017
1 said:
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci

This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE
 
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:smile: Danger.

True Evo, but I think it would be better if I stayed away. If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
 
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Integral said:
This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE
Woah, BLOODLUST!

Soon my dear Integral...soon. Muwahahahahaha! :devil:
 
  • #2,020
Moonbear said:
Have we tried electrocuting the thread yet?
Isn't that the way Edison made his first bulb filament? Burned cotton? Never tried it with Kevlar... hmmmm...

mental note: next patent–bulletproof light bulbs...
 
  • #2,021
mattmns said:
True Evo, but I think it would be better if I stayed away. If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
You must promise to return!

Good luck on your studies, I know you will do well!
 
  • #2,022
mattmns said:
:smile: Danger.
Okay, I'm pretty sure there's sarcasm in there somewhere...:rolleyes:

mattmns said:
If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
Just type out every goofball thought that strolls through your brain, stash them on your hard drive, and set it up to randomly fire one into whatever thread is most active at the time. The way these things are going, nobody will even notice that it isn't really you. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,023
Danger said:
I still think that you just coloured those little pink guys in with your lipstick so you'd look coy. You don't strike me as the blushing type.

I do blush. It usually takes a lot, but with pale skin, you can't help but notice when I do, and then someone always points it out when that happens, and that embarrasses me more, and makes me blush redder.
 
  • #2,024
Integral said:
This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE

:cry: No, not my poor little thread!
 
  • #2,025
Yeah I bet I could come back 2 years from now and this thread will still be on top, it will probably have 40k+ posts by then.
 
  • #2,026
Moonbear said:
I do blush. It usually takes a lot
Normally I'd think that I just wasn't trying hard enough, but if the Canesten line didn't do it... I give up. :frown:
 
  • #2,027
mattmns said:
Yeah I bet I could come back 2 years from now and this thread will still be on top, it will probably have 40k+ posts by then.

:bugeye: You can't possibly consider staying away that long! :cry:
 
  • #2,028
We will see how things go. I am definitely going to be disconnecting my computer from the net this summer.
 
  • #2,029
Danger said:
Normally I'd think that I just wasn't trying hard enough, but if the Canesten line didn't do it... I give up. :frown:

:rolleyes: I don't blush over stuff like that. Usually it's when I do something really stupid and someone notices at the worst moment. Or when my friends take me out for my birthday and get the waitress to bring me cake with a candle in it, and then AFTER singing Happy Birthday and AFTER I blow out the candle, they realize they should have taken a picture and relight the candle and make me sit there while they take a picture. :rolleyes: (I don't like having such a fuss made over me.) :shy:
 
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mattmns said:
We will see how things go. I am definitely going to be disconnecting my computer from the net this summer.
Going cold turkey! :bugeye:

I should probably cut back. I've been working on a spreadsheet for the last 4 hours that I could have completed in 2 and I'm not even halfway through.
 

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