Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Danger said:
MIH, I love your new signature. The avatar scares the hell out of me, but I love the signature. :wink:
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me. :smile:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I need to see an endocrinologist. My testosterone levels must be way too high. I would probably flunk all of these classes.
Now that's my kind of girl. How about heading over to the Tiki bar for a few drinks?
Moonbear said:
Before you leave tell her that you need to pick something up at the sporting goods store. Stay there.

Ah, yes, this works best for all involved. Don't forget to hand over your credit card first, otherwise she's going to have to come looking for you.
That's a given. :rolleyes:

Moonbear said:
Buy "An idiot's guide to making good excuses" study it well


Do you think we haven't read that book too? You'll have to come up with something better than those.
Guys! We have a traitor in our midst.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me. :smile:
Much better. At least the lips look real this time. :wink:
 
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Evo said:
...Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him...
Looks like Danger has costume competition. :biggrin:
Moonbear said:
...Let him learn the same way other adolescents learn; leave him with an internet connection in his room and a door that locks.

Okay little franzbear, back to your room. *click* There you go, all locked in properly. *sniffs* Is that smoke? I'll go check. Don't worry franzbear, just stay put in your locked room. Your daddy left you a fifth of vodka and your uncle Danger tossed in a pack of cigarettes. Why don't you make yourself comfortable on the bed with your computer and smokes?
:smile:

Oh m'gosh, another avatar cycle? I'll see what else I can find...
 
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Huckleberry said:
Now that's my kind of girl. How about heading over to the Tiki bar for a few drinks?
Let's go. Just bear in mind that the Tiki bar only has one (unisex) bathroom. I don't mind if you leave the seat up when you're done but some folks get upset about it! :smile:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Guys! We have a traitor in our midst.

Oh, that one was easy to get ahold of. We just went looking for it when you rolled over and went to sleep. The Manly Man Manual (or M3) has been much harder to obtain. (This is actually something that started out on another board I used to visit that's pretty inactive anymore.) A few of our best teams have been able to slip past the guards and get glimpses of a few pages using such trickery as distracting you with short skirts and low cut blouses and mirrored floors, real dangerous work, but we've never gotten the full manual. :biggrin:

Smurf, I have a really nice blue polka dot dress for you that I'll trade for some insider information on the current security measures, how many guards are in place, etc.
 
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do u ppl ever sleep..
 
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cronxeh said:
do u ppl ever sleep..
We've been OVER THIS!



.........:bugeye: Sleep is a weakness :bugeye:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Let's go. Just bear in mind that the Tiki bar only has one (unisex) bathroom. I don't mind if you leave the seat up when you're done but some folks get upset about it! :smile:

No, there's no need for them to leave the seat up. In one of the M3 chapters our spies were able to photograph, it states the following:

Chapter 53, section 2: Toilet Seats
The manly man's natural urge is to pee outside. The female population wishes to suppress this by forcing us to use indoor plumbing. Years of research indicate that leaving the toilet seat up is a simple, yet effective way of irritating the females of the species. Our best hope for future generations of manly men is to use this simple tactic until we convince the female population to banish us from indoor facilities so we can once again satisfy the primal urge to pee on trees and mark our territory. Severe penalties will be enforced for those who forget to leave the toilet seat up.

I don't see any reason to fight this one. Just send them outside to that nice oak tree and we can enjoy a nice clean bathroom with the toilet seat properly lowered. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
I don't see any reason to fight this one. Just send them outside to that nice oak tree and we can enjoy a nice clean bathroom with the toilet seat properly lowered. :biggrin:
I'm glad to see that at least you haven't resorted to the ex-from-hell's dirty trick—installing one of those damned fur-bearing mousetraps (aka fuzzy seat cover).
 
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One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something.
I can't explain it—it's just something that we have to do. It's the same sort of thing as when women start babbling like idiots and making weird noises when they get close to a baby. :confused:
 
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Danger said:
I can't explain it—it's just something that we have to do. It's the same sort of thing as when women start babbling like idiots and making weird noises when they get close to a baby. :confused:
That's actually something I have never done. I've seen women do it and always found it rather weird. Evo and I had a discussion about this once. She doesn't do it either.
 
  • #3,234
Math Is Hard said:
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me. :smile:

Odd you should say that. I just did see the real you in the members photo thread. Lookin' good!

P.S. I think I'll never get to the end of that thread.

P.P.S. Danger, you look just like Janus
 
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Math Is Hard said:
One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?
Guys are like a wild pack of (fill-in-the-blank). They are marking their territory. They mark their territory in many ways, some very subtle except to the trained eye. There is information in the M3 on this as well:
Chapter 103, section 1: Territory
The manly man's natural urge is to mark his territory. Peeing on objects is far to obvious to the female population. One way is to designate areas as yours, such as the garage. Other ways to make your mark is to leave your things laying around, and to
Dang, that was all I could get of that page in the manual!
 
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Huckleberry said:
Odd you should say that. I just did see the real you in the members photo thread. Lookin' good!
awww..thanks! But my avatar shows me without my make-up on! This is how I look when I wake up in the morning at the MIT lab. At least they glued permanent eyelashes on me! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,238
Math Is Hard said:
That's actually something I have never done. I've seen women do it and always found it rather weird. Evo and I had a discussion about this once. She doesn't do it either.
Well, I'm sure that there are also guys who don't engage in target practise. (Drowning flies is my personal favourite. :devil: )
Incidentally, that 19 year-old I spent a couple of years with and a woman I knew about 15 years ago can both write their names in the snow just like a man. I didn't find this quite as endearing as they seemed to expect. :rolleyes:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Guys are like a wild pack of (fill-in-the-blank). They are marking their territory. They mark their territory in many ways, some very subtle except to the trained eye. There is information in the M3 on this as well:
Dang, that was all I could get of that page in the manual!
How much of that manual were y'all able to retrieve? This is hardcore espionage! :eek:
 
  • #3,240
Math Is Hard said:
awww..thanks! But my avatar shows me without my make-up on! This is how I look when I wake up in the morning at the MIT lab. At least they glued permanent eyelashes on me! :biggrin:

This is even better. Robot women are the best. Much better looking than that last picture and like 100 times smarter.

I think I saw a few examples of the Manly Man Guide over in the Attention Jason Rex thread.
 
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Huckleberry said:
This is even better. Robot women are the best. Much better looking than that last picture and like 100 times smarter.
You mean like a Stepford Wife?
 
  • #3,242
2CentsWorth said:
You mean like a Stepford Wife?
I'm sure that he's thinking more along the lines of 'Cherry 2000'. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,243
Math Is Hard said:
How much of that manual were y'all able to retrieve? This is hardcore espionage! :eek:
I thought you had some of the pages? I think Moonbear has gotten most of it--I keep forgetting to put mirrors on the floor.
 
  • #3,244
SOS2008 said:
I keep forgetting to put mirrors on the floor.
You don't need to go out of your way for me. If you notice, those aren't really pennies in my penny loafers. :biggrin:
 
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SOS2008 said:
I thought you had some of the pages? I think Moonbear has gotten most of it--I keep forgetting to put mirrors on the floor.

Mirrors on the floors. Why have I never thought of that. That's a great idea!
seems Danger beat me to the punch again
 
  • #3,246
Math Is Hard said:
One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?

Its cause we can and you can't.
 
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Danger -- Wooohooo! An Avatar!

Danger said:
You don't need to go out of your way for me. If you notice, those aren't really pennies in my penny loafers. :biggrin:
A guy told me once he his friends would look up at women wearing dresses as the stepped onto or off escalators. I still haven't figured that out. :bugeye:
 
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SOS2008 said:
A guy told me once he his friends would look up at women wearing dresses as the stepped onto or off escalators. I still haven't figured that out. :bugeye:
Must be the open-sided ones where you can pass along beside them. They must have pretty good eyes. I don't really get the point of that, though. 99.9% of the time, you'll see less than you would on the beach, and the other .1% you can't do anything about anyway. :rolleyes:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?

I almost included that section as well, about them requiring a vertical surface to pee on. But part of the film was exposed in the struggle to keep the camera from the guards, so I couldn't cite it verbatim. You don't even want to know what I had to do to get the camera back! :eek: They've got a back room at the M3 headquarters like you wouldn't believe!
 
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Moonbear said:
I almost included that section as well, about them requiring a vertical surface to pee on.
It does not have to be vertical. It can be angled, elevated, newly washed, or moving instead. Give us some credit for versatility, will ya?
 
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Danger said:
It does not have to be vertical. It can be angled, elevated, newly washed, or moving instead. Give us some credit for versatility, will ya?

I think on the next mission, our spies are going to have to look deeper into this issue of peeing on MIH's car tires. There's either some loophole, or they're breaking the regulations about car washing and waxing as signs of territoriality. I'm sure there's some loophole in there for off-roading, as long as you promptly wash and wax as soon as you've shown off the mud-spattered vehicle to your buddies as proof of your off-roading experience, but I'm not sure that covers the tire thing.
 
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After consultation with one of my most trusted advisors, I'm going to post something here that just doesn't belong anywhere else. (Well, maybe not here either; that's up to you.) It's the very first comic strip that I did for a series that is named 'The 5th Dementia'. I thought that if you like it, I might put up one a week or so. There are 80 of them, and I'll probably never make any new ones. They're not great, but I hate to waste them with nobody ever seeing them. As I said, this is the first one I did. It's about middle-of-the-pack as far as quality goes (both humour and art-wise).http://
 
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Danger said:
After consultation with one of my most trusted advisors, I'm going to post something here that just doesn't belong anywhere else. (Well, maybe not here either; that's up to you.) It's the very first comic strip that I did for a series that is named 'The 5th Dementia'. I thought that if you like it, I might put up one a week or so. There are 80 of them, and I'll probably never make any new ones. They're not great, but I hate to waste them with nobody ever seeing them. As I said, this is the first one I did. It's about middle-of-the-pack as far as quality goes (both humour and art-wise).http://

LOL! Cute. Would have been better with planaria than earthworms (since you kill earthworms if you cut them in half), but cute anyway. Sort of Far Side styled. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
You don't even want to know what I had to do to get the camera back! :eek: They've got a back room at the M3 headquarters like you wouldn't believe!
:smile: I never saw the back room, I'll have to check this out. Did you offer free passes to the cancer clinic?
Moonbear said:
I think on the next mission, our spies are going to have to look deeper into this issue of peeing on MIH's car tires.
Maybe this was just a rogue occurence.
Moonbear said:
I'm sure there's some loophole in there for off-roading, as long as you promptly wash and wax as soon as you've shown off the mud-spattered vehicle to your buddies as proof of your off-roading experience, but I'm not sure that covers the tire thing.
I heard once of a place where you can go and have the mud splattered on--truly strange gender.
 
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Danger said:
...It's the very first comic strip that I did for a series that is named 'The 5th Dementia'. I thought that if you like it, I might put up one a week or so. There are 80 of them, and I'll probably never make any new ones. They're not great, but I hate to waste them with nobody ever seeing them. As I said, this is the first one I did. It's about middle-of-the-pack as far as quality goes (both humour and art-wise)
Wow, that's pretty good. (For a moment I thought it said cancer clinic, but it's cloning. :blushing: )
 

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