Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[zoobyshoe]

A quick google reveals there is a gurkhawarhorse listed as a mentor at www.warhorses.com, so the lie must be #1.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

#1 is lie.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

i was not banned but gurkhawarhorse didnt work for few days as HRW said

 

[Math Is Hard]

So...how many stars?

It was extremely bland. Mostly, I attribute it to the lack of salt. Of course, kitties would not have developed a taste for that. But I also couldn't detect a familiar or appealing flavor - the smell was a little bit like fresh clay. I was genuinely interested in how something formulated specifically for a feline palate would taste to a human being. You would think it would be more similar since kitties always gobble up table scraps and milk and things that we like!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Hmmm...I'll have to try some. I don't like that clay smell part. May have to look around for something more appealing for the kitties.

 

[hypnagogue]

Visions of this review of Beggin' Strips. (warning: profanity)

 

[zoobyshoe]

I just had a theme going for the set of statements. Maybe that's why I forgot to make one of them false.

I don't see the theme except in the last two: secret crush. First one doesn't fit that I can see.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Visions of this review of Beggin' Strips. (warning: profanity)

That's hilarious!

 

[Math Is Hard]

I just had a theme going for the set of statements. Maybe that's why I forgot to make one of them false.

Anyway, I adore hypnagogue and loseyourname. This other person just presses some different buttons. Happy? You'll never guess anyway.

Can I PM you my guess?

 

[hypnagogue]

Can I PM you my guess?

By supermentor decree, all speculations on honestrosewater's crush must be conducted in public, in this very thread or a new thread in General Discussion to be named later, for all to see.

Failure to comply will result in a collective "aw shucks" among the males and a knowing look among the PF sisterhood.

Wait, that didn't turn out like I wanted it to. shucks.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Visions of this review of Beggin' Strips. (warning: profanity)

oh, dear! A beggin' strips, lettuce, and tomato sandwich! Oh, ehk.. pleh! Unbelievable!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I own five different biographies of Thomas Edison.

I own a complete encyclopedia of science and technology.

I own the compact Oxford English Dictionary.

 

[zoobyshoe]

oh, dear! A beggin' strips, lettuce, and tomato sandwich! Oh, ehk.. pleh! Unbelievable!

That was a great piece.

 

[hypnagogue]

I guess that zoob only owns 3 or 4 Edison biographies.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I say his OED is unabridged but he carries it in his pocket anyway.

 

[honestrosewater]

Can I PM you my guess?

Sure, as long as I don't have to confirm or deny anything.

____
Both of my grandfathers were pastors.

I own 3 pairs of shoes (shoes in the widest sense).

My favorite writer is Hemingway.

 

[hypnagogue]

Your favorite writer is Shakespeare.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I guess that zoob only owns 3 or 4 Edison biographies.

This is correct. I think I only have three.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I say his OED is unabridged but he carries it in his pocket anyway.

The compact OED, you know, is the whole OED, not abridged. It's shrunken so you have to read it with a magnifying glass. It's practically microfilm

 

[arildno]

1. I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts
2. I have attended the municipal assembly where I grew up as representative for the Conservative Party.
3. I have never been at a live rock music concert.

 

[hypnagogue]

I only wear solid color T shirts.

I only wear jeans.

I wear the same pair of sneakers until they fall apart and I have to buy new ones.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

Sure, as long as I don't have to confirm or deny anything.

____
Both of my grandfathers were pastors.

I own 3 pairs of shoes (shoes in the widest sense).

My favorite writer is Hemingway.

#2 ;i think; is false

 

[hypnagogue]

3. I have never been at a live rock music concert.

Yes you have.

 

[hypnagogue]

By the way, I think this thread should be re-titled "Pure grade General Discussion crack."

edit: Let me slightly rephrase that. This thread should be re-titled "High grade General Discussion CRACK COCAINE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK."

As you were.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

I only wear solid color T shirts.

I only wear jeans.

I wear the same pair of sneakers until they fall apart and I have to buy new ones.

# 2 again...

 

[honestrosewater]

Your favorite writer is Shakespeare.

:!) That's very true.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I only wear solid color T shirts.

I only wear jeans.

I wear the same pair of sneakers until they fall apart and I have to buy new ones.

I'll say number two is false.

And yes, this is definitely a GD "crack" thread. I should have been asleep hours ago!

 

[honestrosewater]

I only wear jeans.

Not true...

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

Originally Posted by arildno
3. I have never been at a live rock music concert.

FALSE ...

 

[hypnagogue]

Damn, I suck at lying. OK, you got me. I also wear khaki shorts.

 

[zoobyshoe]

My favorite writer is Hemingway.

Yeah, this would be hard to believe given how much you talk about Will.

2. I have attended the municipal assembly where I grew up as representative for the Conservative Party.

This doesn't sound like you. Conservative? (By the way: Honestrosewater has a crush on you.)

I wear the same pair of sneakers until they fall apart and I have to buy new ones.

I think you're more footwear-conscious than that. This is the lie.

 

[hypnagogue]

And yes, this is definitely a GD "crack" thread. I should have been asleep hours ago!

In the margins it says "Forum pusher: Evo"

 

[hypnagogue]

(By the way: Honestrosewater has a crush on you.)

That was my next guess.

I think you're more footwear-conscious than that. This is the lie.

My right sneaker currently has a big hole in the bottom so the sole is exposed to the elements. I really need to get new shoes.

 

[zoobyshoe]

In the margins it says "Forum pusher: Evo"

Evo's an angel. I'm in denial. This is good clean fun.

 

[zoobyshoe]

My right sneaker currently has a big hole in the bottom so the sole is exposed to the elements. I really need to get new shoes.

I'm surpised. I thought you would want to be ever-ready for that spontaneous game of basketball.