Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[cefarix]

im here add me on ur msn we'll chat :P

 

[arildno]

The willow is my favorite, and I am appendixless.

Where did everyone go? If you guys leave, I'll have no excuse not to get my work done.

You miss your appendix, too?
Mine was positively necrotic and ready to burst before the doctor took care of it for me.
Poor appendix.

 

[honestrosewater]

im here add me on ur msn we'll chat :P

Ha, then I would really never get any work done. I had to swear off instant messaging a long time ago. It's the leading cause of appendicitis, you know.

 

[Evo]

And yes, this is definitely a GD "crack" thread. I should have been asleep hours ago!

In the margins it says "Forum pusher: Evo"

And I pimp cats on the side.

 

[Lisa!]

1. My uncle was a famous person.
2. I wrote my first story when I was 10.
3. Good at painting.

 

[arildno]

3 is false.

 

[Lisa!]

Why do you think I'm not good at painting?

 

[arildno]

Why do you think I'm not good at painting?

Because it is less probable that your uncle was famous.
Hence, he was.

 

[Lisa!]

And what about the second?

 

[Evo]

I don't see why the second wouldn't be true, most children are required to write stories in elementary school. I'll say #1.

 

[Lisa!]

Yep, but it's the first story at 10.

 

[wolram]

Used to fly light aeroplanes.

Had a harley davidson motor bike.

Have a pin in left ankle.

 

[Lisa!]

OK it seems that I have to give the answer myself. #2 is wrong because I wrote my first story when I was 8.

 

[mattmns]

OK it seems that I have to give the answer myself. #2 is wrong because I wrote my first story when I was 8.

So who was your uncle? And let's see one of your paintings

 

[Lisa!]

So who was your uncle? And let's see one of your paintings

I'm sure you don't know him because he wasn't a kind of famous person who was known by all. He wasn't actor or stuff like that.
About my painting, as soon as I start painting again, perhaps I'll post a photo of them.

 

[JamesU]

well, tell us who your uncle was please. even if we might not know him

 

[arildno]

Why should Lisa! tell that?
I see no reason why she should.

 

[JamesU]

because I'm curious, she doesn't have to

 

[Evo]

Used to fly light aeroplanes.

Had a harley davidson motor bike.

Have a pin in left ankle.

#3 is false

 

[arildno]

No, wollie didn't have a harley davidson.

 

[Lisa!]

Perhaps it was his right ankle!

 

[Evo]

Deleting off topic posts.

 

[mattmns]

I am with arildno here, wolram did not have a harley

 

[zoobyshoe]

Used to fly light aeroplanes.

I think this one's false.

 

[wolram]

#3 is false

Its in the righ cleaver dick.

 

[Evo]

Its in the righ cleaver dick.

Do I want to know what that means?

 

[zoobyshoe]

I have eaten kangaroo meat.

I have eaten rattlesnake meat.

I have eaten shark meat.

 

[cefarix]

i would say number 1, since I've never heard of anyone eating kangaroo meat before

 

[zoobyshoe]

Do I want to know what that means?

I'm thinking it's: "It's in the right. Clever dick! (Clever detective.]

 

[hypnagogue]

I have eaten kangaroo meat.

I have eaten rattlesnake meat.

I have eaten shark meat.

You never ate kangaroo meat.

 

[wolram]

Do I want to know what that means?

No not that, i keep forgeting your a sherman tank and don't understand
english.

 

[wolram]

I have eaten kangaroo meat.

I have eaten rattlesnake meat.

I have eaten shark meat.

Shark meat.

 

[zoobyshoe]

And Evo's guess?

 

[hypnagogue]

I am addicted to caffeine.

I am addicted to nicotine.

I am addicted to Physics Forums.

 

[wolram]

I am addicted to caffeine.

I am addicted to nicotine.

I am addicted to Physics Forums.

Thats easy nicotine.