Who is Evo's Dream Man? A funny story of love and lemon IQ

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In summary: I thought you were heterosexualHe's male...But what does his boyfriend think of the competition?Well in summary, Evo has finally found her dream man after a long wait. Despite his lack of education and intelligence, she is head over heels in love with him for his fashion sense and looks. She claims him as her own and is not afraid to face competition from other ladies. However, some forum members have expressed concerns about developing a relationship with a boss. The conversation then turns to joking and sharing pictures of attractive men.
  • #36
Moonbear's dream man, just the right amount of *bling*

Hmmmm, lime-green with zebra...?

I would have walked right past it at Wal Mart.
 
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  • #37
Math Is Hard said:
and flashin' da benjamins!
:!) :!) :!) Ah, my kind of guy! :smile:

Some old lady is probably getting really annoyed that her curtains keep disappearing though. :smile:
 
  • #38
I like a guy who can keep me warm at night...

http://www.nutimesnewroman.neu.edu/v4i1/assets/articles/sleaze.jpg
 
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  • #39
Math Is Hard said:
I like a guy who can keep me warm at night...

http://www.nutimesnewroman.neu.edu/v4i1/assets/articles/sleaze.jpg
Hubba-hubba[/URL] :!) Now we're talking "real" men.
 
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  • #40
arildno said:
You'll have to make a choice very soon.
Otherwise, they'll leave. Together.

What says Evo cannot have both? Are you secretly insulting Evo's sex appeal

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
 
  • #43
Since Evo now has galores to choose from, I humbly beg for this one:
http://www.alienazioni.com/credits/Che.jpg
 
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  • #44
Smurf said:
Is that Cat?

No this is Cat guy on the left from Red Dwarf :smile:

Homo Felis, the result of a few million years of evolution of Lister's cat and it's children.

Inbred, self obsessed, shallow and very very perfect. Fish complex too.

What do you think Evo?

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Okay you can stop staring at it...
 
  • #46
Evo said:
:!) Wow, now I can't decide. :frown:

The first guy has bigger feet. :biggrin:
 
  • #47
i'm going to throw up. I'm afraid to quote the photo that induces this feeling but I think you know which one(s) they are.
 
  • #48
rocketboy said:
i'm going to throw up. I'm afraid to quote the photo that induces this feeling but I think you know which one(s) they are.

The induced feeling of arousal? It's ok you can tell us, and quote it if you want.
 
  • #49
I think rocketboy is referring to his reverse-bowels-syndrome feeling.
 
  • #50
arildno said:
I think rocketboy is referring to his reverse-bowels-syndrome feeling.

yea, that's the one that causes ppl to
rocketboy said:
throw up

it wouldn't be too hot if i threw up when aroused. haha
 
  • #51
Actually, rocketboy, in "120 days in Sodom", one of the sexual "delights" Marquis de Sade describes is "vomit sex".
I vomited when I read about it, and flung away the book, so I'll spare you the details.
That way, you may keep your keyboard functional somewhat longer. :smile:
 
  • #52
Arctic Fox said:
image12.jpg


Okay you can stop staring at it...
All I can say is...thank the stars he's wearing a cup!
 
  • #53
That's not a cup baby :smile: that's his? sack!
 
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  • #54
cyrusabdollahi said:
That's not a cup baby :smile: that's his? sack!
ugh! I think she did that just to make you look.
 
  • #55
Math Is Hard said:
ugh! I think she did that just to make you look.
o:) :biggrin: :smile:
 
  • #56
if people could stop quoting the picture in their responses it would make life a lot more enjoyable:eek: :eek: :eek: :cry: :cry: :cry:

lol... how on Earth do you find an image like that anyway? what do you search for?
 
  • #57
image12.jpg



What's that you say rocketboy?
 
  • #58
Evo said:
He's male...
Are you sure about that :rolleyes: :smile:

I got to go with Pengwuino on this one.
 
  • #59
rocketboy said:
if people could stop quoting the picture in their responses it would make life a lot more enjoyable:eek: :eek: :eek: :cry: :cry: :cry:

lol... how on Earth do you find an image like that anyway? what do you search for?
Maybe she just took a photograph of one of the locals. I'm just wondering which category that picture's going to wind up in for our local photo contests. :smile:
 
  • #60
The "Photos that make you throw up" contest ?
 
  • #61
arunbg said:
The "Photos that make you throw up" contest ?

I wouldn't vote for fear that they might put up the winning photo.
 
  • #62
Lisab's PF Dream thread brought this one up.
 
  • #63
The guy uses the thing for balance like dinosaurs used their tails, telling you...
 
  • #64
Evo said:
Lisab's PF Dream thread brought this one up.

OM dear G! My thread on dreaming about online life made this thread come up... !
 
  • #65
He certainly is a sharply dressed fellow Evo.
 
  • #66
Evo said:
Lisab's PF Dream thread brought this one up.
You guys are killing me. :smile: I can see why it's still in your mind. :redface:
 

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