Why scientifically, do we need procreation as a species?

[Moonbear]

Y
To the question "why do we need sex?"

...who said we need it?

We only need it once we've had it. It's a lot easier to not need it when you don't know what you're missing.

 

[Evo]

We only need it once we've had it. It's a lot easier to not need it when you don't know what you're missing.

Or it's been so long that you can't remember what you are missing.

 

[tribdog]

Even rape is acceptable under certain circumstances.. Like if the continuation of the human race depends on it but she still won't put out

Or if you just blew $150 bucks on dinner and she's been flirting all night, but changes her mind when you try undoing her bra.

 

[franznietzsche]

We only need it once we've had it. It's a lot easier to not need it when you don't know what you're missing.

THE TRUTH!


Bane of my existence, damn TRUTH.

 

[franznietzsche]

Or it's been so long that you can't remember what you are missing.

Ouch. Lonely nights Evo?

Go out, club a man over the head and bring him back!

 

[tribdog]

Ouch. Lonely nights Evo?

Go out, club a man over the head and bring him back!

or even better
go out, give a man head in a club...

 

[Smurf]

We only need it once we've had it. It's a lot easier to not need it when you don't know what you're missing.

Or it's been so long that you can't remember what you are missing.

I have the answer!

SEX IS AN ADDICTIVE DRUG!

 

[franznietzsche]

or even better
go out, give a man head in a club...

Yeah, but i figured she'd be more likely to take my suggestion on a whim.

 

[franznietzsche]

I have the answer!

SEX IS AN ADDICTIVE DRUG!

You have no idea how true that is.

 

[Smurf]

You have no idea how true that is.

I really hate it when people say "You have no Idea... blah blah blah"

HOW THE F*** DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO AND DONT KNOW!
AHHHHH!

(sorry, pet peeve)

 

[tribdog]

I disagree. Drugs are easy. No effort involved.
You have no idea how hard I've worked, the countless hours of study, to become as good in bed as I am.

 

[franznietzsche]

I really hate it when people say "You have no Idea... blah blah blah"

HOW THE F*** DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO AND DONT KNOW!
AHHHHH!

(sorry, pet peeve)

I take it i was actually right when i said that?

 

[Smurf]

I disagree. Drugs are easy. No effort involved.
You have no idea how hard I've worked, the countless hours of study, to become as good in bed as I am.

Ok.. so it's an expensive drug that takes ages to peak.

 

[franznietzsche]

I disagree. Drugs are easy. No effort involved.
You have no idea how hard I've worked, the countless hours of study, to become as good in bed as I am.

It shouldn't take that much work...or maybe I'm unique...

 

[franznietzsche]

Ok.. so it's an expensive drug that takes ages to peak.

If by ages you mean an hour...yeah.

 

[Smurf]

I take it i was actually right when i said that?

Like I said, pet peeve.

 

[Smurf]

If by ages you mean an hour...yeah.

You have a talent for making something out of nothing.

 

[franznietzsche]

You have a talent for making something out of nothing.

Once again, i have no idea if i should take that a compliment or an insult. Since its probably an insult, i'll consider it a cmopliment, making it easier to reply...

Things are more fun that way.

 

[Smurf]

Your welcome.

 

[Moonbear]

Or if you just blew $150 bucks on dinner and she's been flirting all night, but changes her mind when you try undoing her bra.

Is that in Arizona dollars? And to think I was going to settle for the blanket fort in the kitchen. I'll have to raise my prices.

 

[Moonbear]

I have the answer!

SEX IS AN ADDICTIVE DRUG!

It is. I'll have to write up something about that for the bio forum one of these days.

 

[Smurf]

I wonder if I can get a perscription for it.
"What do you mean NO? Doctor's orders baby, We have to!"

 

[tribdog]

You'd still be a bargain

 

[Moonbear]

You'd still be a bargain

Are you saying I'm cheap?

 

[Moonbear]

I wonder if I can get a perscription for it.
"What do you mean NO? Doctor's orders baby, We have to!"

You should add that to the worst pick-up lines thread!

 

[franznietzsche]

You should add that to the worst pick-up lines thread!

I would say that's a pretty good one, rather than a worst one

 

[tribdog]

Are you saying I'm cheap?

No, I'm saying no amount, no matter how big, would be too much. No, no amount, no matter how big, would be enough.
Many things are called priceless, few really are. Perhaps you are one.

 

[Smurf]

I would say that's a pretty good one, rather than a worst one

Too late

 

[Moonbear]

No, I'm saying no amount, no matter how big, would be too much. No, no amount, no matter how big, would be enough.
Many things are called priceless, few really are. Perhaps you are one.

 

[Smurf]

A million dollars would do it. :shy:

 

[franznietzsche]

No, I'm saying no amount, no matter how big, would be too much. No, no amount, no matter how big, would be enough.
Many things are called priceless, few really are. Perhaps you are one.

Sycophant.
A very good sycophant, but one nonetheless.

 

[tribdog]

I'm not a sycophant, I'm Aquarius

 

[franznietzsche]

I'm not a sycophant, I'm Aquarius

Good enough for me.

 

[Smurf]

I'd respond if I knew what either of those things were, but dictionary.com is 404 right now for some reason. Let's just assume I agree with Franz.

 

[franznietzsche]

I'd respond if I knew what either of those things were, but dictionary.com is 404 right now for some reason. Let's just assume I agree with Franz.

Wouldn't that normally be a bad assumption, or am i confused again?