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Why, do you really need a phenomenological anal probe?
Why do people believe that aliens use anal probes?
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Why, do you really need a phenomenological anal probe?
Why do people believe that aliens use anal probes?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Because, 'rumor has it' they keep using the "Back Door", of the planet, for entry.
How does one employ a "phenomenological anal probe" for testing flatulate spectroscopy?
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i surely don't know.
Now there's a stupid question from me:how much can one earn by webmastering a hardcore site??
Now there's a stupid question from me:how much can one earn by webmastering a hardcore site??
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Rumor has it that nothing ever is gained from it.
Why would anyone, work at a job, that rewards them, with nothing?
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And now, for the dumbest answer of all time: Sometimes the work is a reward in itself.
What exactly would a phenomenological anal probe look like?
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coke or pepsi?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Why yes! please! cold preferably!
What is the opposite of Orange?
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Egnaro (pronounced: egg-nah-row) noun. Etymology: From the Old English "Egnaro", which meant nothing whatsoever to them, and hasn't changed much since.
Definition:
1) The opposite of Orange, for whatever reason one may wish to conjur up in their twisted, useless, minds.
2) The noun form of the verb, to "egn", which cannot be pronounced, so don't even try.
3) In some cultures, the name of the Almighty God, who egned this Earth from nothing.*
*these cultures are only hypothetical, and no such religion is known to exist, but the definition just didn't look long (or stupid) enough without this third point.
What is the purpose of definitions?
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To put de fine point on things.
What is the opposite of grok? (and don't say korg!)
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ARE!
How do you start a bicycle?
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DR OF DEATH
by getting a bi'person to cycle it.
when will hell freeze over i want to go there for christmas
when will hell freeze over i want to go there for christmas
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Right after it freezes over "I want to go there for Easter" (just a joke on the lack of punctuation...
).Why do people make fun of lawyers?
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BECAUSE IT IS THE LAW!
Why is it "The Law" to make fun of lawyers
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becuase you siad it was
If i can't read how am i answering this
If i can't read how am i answering this
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The Grimmus
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becuase you siad it was
If i can't read how am i answering this
If i can't read how am i answering this
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it's in brail.
if you can't think of a question that sounds stupid, does it make you smart or stupid?
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Neither, just NOT a 'thinker' (Only a joke, Not for real, OK?)
Does the word "Genius" really stand for The Geni-(in)-us? (or was that gem-in-I?)
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yes yes it dose
or dose it?
or dose it?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Most assuredly is was.
If you scream "Eureka", but have gotten nothing, why have you done that?
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Because you friend-a smells-a bad-a.
Did Jack and Jill get Workman's Comp?
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No but jill is still awaiting her sexual harrasment suit, aginst Jack for "tubling" after her so aggresively, to procces
Whats this rash on my thigh from
Whats this rash on my thigh from
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Rash behavior.
Are we naked under out clothes?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Only if she says "Yes"!
What do you do if she says "Yes!"?
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Step 1) Apply chocolate.
Step 2) Lick chocolate.
Step 3) Repeat as desired.
Step 4) Start over, except with whipped cream.
Or should the whipped cream come first?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Hopefully, and 'hopefully' you will finish last!
Is whipped cream without a "cherry on top" anywheres nears as good as with one?
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only if the cherry is substuted with chocalte sauce (or another sauce like subsatnce) with sprinkles (be them rainbow or choclate)
how much cholcalte would it take to bring down a rhino
how much cholcalte would it take to bring down a rhino
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Given the chocolate to weight formula, C^W/A18 werein A= Anger quotient, the need of chocolate poundage is a mulituple of the rhino's mass\weight divided by his anger'Q', (to the eighteenth power) hence you must assess the A before proceeding to calculate the formulation of needed chocolate.
How angry will the rhino be?
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well you will need an equation for that as well...
A=w*(T^pi)+ sqr(n-8)
A = anger
w=weight
T= % above or below normal testosteron level of that type of orangism
N= randome varriable that makes me look smarte
so you satrt with:
182(.9^pi)+sqr( [oo] -8)
182 (roughly 2.827433388) + the letter v...yea v (this is starting to look like a math final of mine)
roughly 514.5928767+v
coverting V using only imaginaryly relastic # you come out with
A= very
how can sqr( [oo] -8) be anything but the symbol ~?
A=w*(T^pi)+ sqr(n-8)
A = anger
w=weight
T= % above or below normal testosteron level of that type of orangism
N= randome varriable that makes me look smarte
so you satrt with:
182(.9^pi)+sqr( [oo] -8)
182 (roughly 2.827433388) + the letter v...yea v (this is starting to look like a math final of mine)
roughly 514.5928767+v
coverting V using only imaginaryly relastic # you come out with
A= very
how can sqr( [oo] -8) be anything but the symbol ~?
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but what if your not throwing the chocalate? maybe your feeding it the chocalate, in which case the poundage would be much smaller... id say mmm, 10-20 lbs of milk chocalate before you make it get sick and lay down.. but this estimate is totally dependent upon the kind of chocalate...
what kind of chocalate? does nugget count?
what kind of chocalate? does nugget count?
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ofocurse your feeding it the choclate in a nugget form and you have thigns revered if u throw it at the rhino it is far less
rhinos insticvley stomp on procced choclate realsing small amount of coco dust which knock the creature unconsious
What the hell am i talking about?
rhinos insticvley stomp on procced choclate realsing small amount of coco dust which knock the creature unconsious
What the hell am i talking about?
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Something about the menu plan for cooking a Rhino in chocolate, I think.
What are you going to do when your spine wears out?
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The Grimmus
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get one off ebay
Defintie means infite if you look at it as De finite...right?
Defintie means infite if you look at it as De finite...right?
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Only 42 times, after that it becomes In De-Finite.
When you look on ebay, for a new spine, are you willing/wanting to save some ca$h on slightly used ones?
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If you're looking on eBay for a new spine, you are completely insane, and need to seek professional help as soon as possible.
How old is God?