Bad Math Jokes

[jack action]

 

[pinball1970]

This one took me way too long to figure out...

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I need a translation please

 

[Ibix]

I need a translation please

O$\pi$nion

 

[renormalize]

I need a translation please

o(pi)nion

 

[Baluncore]

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

 

[pinball1970]

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

He who laughs last on this thread needs to study more mathematics!

I must have stuck that damn pi in the onion every which way before getting an opinion.

 

[Baluncore]

The soviet onion made me cry.

 

[WWGD]

This reminds me of Prof X's former student , who wrote a paper, where , in his dedication, he thanked Prof X, who " Taught him everything he knows about Mathematics. "

The paper was full of errors.

 

[DrClaude]

 

[jack action]

$$\sqrt{2^{6^{2^{1^{4^{4}}}}}} = 262144$$

Spoiler: What? No it doesn't.

$$\sqrt{2^{\left(6^{\left(2^{\left(1^{\left(4^{4}\right)}\right)}\right)}\right)}} = 262144$$

 

[collinsmark]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[Ibix]

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And another - four equal sides and contains four right angles:

 

[Halc]

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Lego actually makes these:

A square part used to make a spiral staircase

I had used similar wording to make a square circle, but it was a 'figure with four equal straight sides and four equal angles'. Just draw it with chalk on a parking lot. If it isn't circular, you didn't draw it large enough.

 

[berkeman]

 

[berkeman]

LOL

 

[Baluncore]

 

[dwarde]

 

[jack action]

 

[Borg]

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I think that there's been an orgy since I saw it last.

 

[jack action]

 

[Ibix]

Inspired by the above and the old chemist / plumber / unionised joke:

How do you tell the difference between a mathematician and an anesthesiologist? Ask them to pronounce "number".

 

[pines-demon]

– The Mandelbrot set is named after Benoit B. Mandelbrot
– What does the B. stand for?
– B. stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

 

[Ibix]

– The Mandelbrot set is named after Benoit B. Mandelbrot
– What does the B. stand for?
– B. stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

In a similar vein, Kernighan and Ritchie's classic text "The C Programming Language" has an index entry for "recursion", which includes its own page number.

 

[martinbn]

An anagram of Banach Tarski is Banach Tarski Banach Tarski.

 

[WWGD]

There's a YT channel for Measure Theory, run by 'Shirly'; almost Shirley.

 

[BillTre]

Surely you jest!

 

[WWGD]

Surely you jest!

Almost surely/Shirley.

 

[berkeman]

 

[Bandersnatch]

...or a divorce.

 

[martinbn]

...or a divorce.

May be that's what he meant by happiness.