Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[topsquark]

Einstien gives the Crackpot theorist an $E = mc^2$ bomb
with really secience
I know this too late of a post but I couldn't be strangled by crackpot

What about my Guatemalen Cow of Paradise??

-Dan

 

[Evo]

What about my Guatemalen Cow of Paradise??

-Dan

I love the Guatemalan Cow of Paradise.

Sorry, continue.

 

[Hurkyl]

I've never seen a Guatemalen cow of paradise.

 

[Dawguard]

While we're continuing with refrences, I might as well throw in one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

George Nelson brutally kills the cow of paradise with a tommy gun.

 

[Mk]

Ohh how I am tempted to say flamethrower...

 

[Dawguard]

Isn't there a rule that one object can't be used twice? Even without that the flamethrower is gone forever, thanks to loseyourname.

 

[Mk]

I can't believe he did it... with his secret English television show powers... Please excuse me.

 

[topsquark]

While we're continuing with refrences, I might as well throw in one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

George Nelson brutally kills the cow of paradise with a tommy gun.

A large Mexican pro-wrestler nicknamed "Chi Chi" who has been eating "inferno" chili all day at a truckstop, walks up to George Nelson, bends over, and lights a fart thereby incinerating said George Nelson.

That's MY flamethrower!

-Dan

 

[scott1]

Broder patrol beats A large Mexican pro-wrestler

 

[Mk]

Broadest patrol beats broder patrol.

 

[Dawguard]

Volcano buries the broadest patrol in lava.

 

[topsquark]

Volcano buries the broadest patrol in lava.

Anne Heche :!) and Tommy Lee Jones beat Volcano.

-Dan

 

[Mk]

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee beat Anne Heche and Tommy Lee Jones.

 

[scott1]

FCC beats Pamela Anderson and tomy lee

 

[Mk]

FDA beats FCC

 

[scott1]

Merck & Co.beats FDA

 

[franzbear!]

Merck & Co.beats FDA

Chicago mafia beats Merck & Co.

 

[scott1]

Chicago mafia beats Merck & Co.

My Assault Scott1's Space Marrine Elite rented corps of hazarda's stratgy (ASSMERCHS) beats chicago mafia https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=676

 

[franzbear!]

My Assault Scott1's Space Marrine Elite rented corps of hazarda's stratgy (ASSMERCHS) beats chicago mafia https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=676

Alien beats all the space marines.

 

[JamesU]

YPIPWDAAYRAAPNTTAHTTTPBCWPFSM beats aliens

 

[franzbear!]

Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse destroys YPIPWDAAYRAAPNTTAHTTTPBCWPFSM.

 

[topsquark]

Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse destroys YPIPWDAAYRAAPNTTAHTTTPBCWPFSM.

AAA beats Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse.

-Dan

 

[franzbear!]

AAA beats Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse.

-Dan

A million car pileup beats the AAA.

 

[topsquark]

A million car pileup beats the AAA.

My level of utter geekiness for being on the forum doing work at 10PM on a Saturday night beats a million car pileup.

-Dan

(I am SO badly in need a life! )

 

[franzbear!]

My level of utter geekiness for being on the forum doing work at 10PM on a Saturday night beats a million car pileup.

-Dan

(I am SO badly in need a life! )

Are you saying that I need a life! I've been on here all night too, on a Saturday! My immenant offense beats your geekiness.

 

[scott1]

Are you saying that I need a life! I've been on here all night too, on a Saturday! Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
your geekiness.

Scott1,Yommmama,Lisa!,Tribdog,everone elese fighting to the death heoricly fighting against franzbear! beats franzbear's immenant offense...but some do not surivie ... oh the hummanity

 

[franzbear!]

Scott1,Yommmama,Lisa!,Tribdog,everone elese fighting to the death heoricly fighting against franzbear! beats franzbear's immenant offense...but some do not surivie ... oh the hummanity

Shoddy radio equipment beats the heroisism of everyone fighting against me!

 

[scott1]

Shoddy radio equipment beats the heroisism of everyone fighting against me!

Televison beats shoddy radio equipment.

 

[arildno]

An object with a handle and a head beats television..

 

[topsquark]

An object with a handle and a head beats television..

MC "Hammer" beats your "object with a handle and a head."

-Dan

 

[GregA]

Absurdly oversized nail beats hammer

 

[ukmicky]

Oxidation beats absurdly oversized nail

 

[jimmie]

Oxidation beats absurdly oversized nail

Tramplification by bulls easily beats one little oxidation.

 

[topsquark]

Tramplification by bulls easily beats one little oxidation.

Little Spanish restraunt just outside Pamplona serving "Bull Oysters" beats bulls.

-Dan

 

[scott1]

Health activist and PETA beats Little Spanish restraunt just outside Pamplona serving "Bull Oysters.