Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[Jelfish]

genetic mutations eventually beat antibiotics

 

[scott1]

genetic mutations eventually beat antibiotics

I'am not sure if that breaks the rules or not since it seems like you have chage an object in oder to beat but I'am not sure.
gentic engineering beats genetic mutations

 

[Mk]

Eugenics and environmentalists deface genetic engineering forever.

 

[DaveC426913]

I'am not sure if that breaks the rules or not

...because Lord knows we wouldn't want to break the rules...

 

[scott1]

Eugenics and environmentalists deface genetic engineering forever.

Cloning beats Eugenics

 

[Mk]

What about environmentalists? Flamethrowers would work well...

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

heavy particle load in the fuel colgs the Flamethrower (flames then nothing)

 

[scott1]

A janitor that cleans the feal clog beats heavy particle load

 

[topsquark]

A janitor that cleans the feal clog beats heavy particle load

Sexy secretary beats janitor. (Oh dear, that sounds SO bad! )

-Dan

 

[scott1]

Sexy secretary beats janitor. (Oh dear, that sounds SO bad! )

-Dan

Fourm mod that deletes your post beats a sexy secertary.

 

[Mk]

Flamethrower beats forum mod and the secretary.

 

[Mattara]

A thick heat sheild beats flametrower.

 

[scott1]

I think Flame thower has already been used.
Gravity beats A thick heat sheild

 

[arildno]

Merriment beats gravity.

 

[Mk]

Flamethrowers beat merriment.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Flamethrowers beat merriment.

Lets not make a flamethrower the new hammer please.

A crucible beats a flamethrower.

 

[scott1]

Florence flask beats a cruicble

 

[topsquark]

Florence flask beats a cruicble

Florence Henderson beats a florence flask (whatever that is!)

-Dan

 

[Mk]

Flamethrowers beat Florence Henderson!

 

[Dawguard]

Holy water forever defeats the flamethrower.

 

[topsquark]

Holy water forever defeats the flamethrower.

Pinhead from "Hellraiser" beats holy water.

-Dan

 

[Dawguard]

The pope performs an excorsism and beats the pinhead from "Hellraiser".

 

[topsquark]

The pope performs an excorsism and beats the pinhead from "Hellraiser".

Madonna sings "Like a Prayer" and the Pope runs!

(What can I say? I'm easily amused.)

-Dan

 

[Dawguard]

Crazy, overwieght drug addict jumps up onto the stage and tries to make out with Madonna. She kills herself rather then let that happen.

 

[scott1]

FDA beats crazy, overweight drug addict.(but I'am not sure if that beats it)

 

[Dawguard]

Golf playing, champagne sipping billionaire beats the FDA.

 

[Mk]

Flamethrower beats any billionaire.

 

[loseyourname]

Q from the Q Continuum wills the non-existence of the flamethrower.

 

[Dawguard]

Q from the Q Continuum wills the non-existence of the flamethrower.

Thank god for that. A virus that causes severe depresion kills Q.

 

[topsquark]

Thank god for that. A virus that causes severe depresion kills Q.

Symantec kills virus.

-Dan

 

[Mk]

Having an Apple computer beats Symantec and all antiviral software.

 

[topsquark]

Having an Apple computer beats Symantec and all antiviral software.

Newton eats the Apple.

-Dan

 

[Dawguard]

Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.

 

[topsquark]

Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.

Guatemalan Cow of Paradise tramples crackpot theorist.

(For those Far Side lovers out there! :!) )

-Dan

 

[scott1]

Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.

Einstien gives the Crackpot theorist an $E = mc^2$ bomb
with really secience
I know this too late of a post but I couldn't be strangled by crackpot