Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[scott1]

Benjamin Franklin beats the guy who inveted the Faraday cage

 

[scott_alexsk]

Mortality beats Benjamin Franklin.
-scott

 

[scott_alexsk]

Immortality beats mortality.
-Scott(I think I broke a rule)

 

[Hurkyl]

Benjamin Franklin beats the guy who inveted the Faraday cage

But my cage still hasn't been beaten!

 

[Mk]

Thermonuclear missile beats Faraday cage.

 

[Hurkyl]

We already had a thermonuclear missile. My cage still stands!

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

A good pair of bolt cutters puts a hole in the Faraday cage.

 

[arildno]

H***** beats Faraday cage

 

[scott1]

H***** beats Faraday cage

You alreay used that

scissors beats bolt cutters

 

[Mattara]

A good pair of bolt cutters puts a hole in the Faraday cage.

15kg of 15 $$mol/dm^3$$

$$H_2SO_4$$ beats A good pair of bolt cutters.

 

[DaveC426913]

So, I've left this thread to its own devices.

If anyone wants to take it over (i.e. enforce the "rules", such as they are) knock yerself out.

 

[scott_alexsk]

You were right since the very beginning (crap).
-scott

 

[DaveC426913]

Eh?(10 cha)

 

[scott1]

15kg of 15 $$mol/dm^3$$

$$H_2SO_4$$ beats A good pair of bolt cutters.

$$HSO_3F$$ beats$$H_2SO_4$$

 

[scott_alexsk]

I had a feeling you would say that. I was referring to your earlier statement that the game would disolve into silliness.
-Scott

 

[Chi Meson]

Everyone, on the count of three,

Ready?

OneTwoThree...

 

[Mk]

Four beats three.

 

[scott1]

To late you have to find somthing that can beat $$HSO_3F$$
Rules reminder
1] Reply with an object that "beats" the previous object in some healthy and undeniable way. Replies should be of the form Y [verb]'s X.

Things disallowed:
a] no going back in time. (i.e "no gas" as a reply for chainsaw disallowed) You can act upon the object that was brought, but you cannot change what was brought.
b] no people or actions (man refilling tank disallowed, though I guess can of gas is allowed)
c] no fictional objects or half-baked theoretical objects (repealing nature)
d] no repeats - an object can only be used once
e] no hammers!

 

[Mk]

Sodium hydride deprotonizes fluorosulfuric acid.

 

[Mk]

Or I could have mixed the fluorosulfuric acid with antimony pentafluoride, for a much stronger acid.

 

[arildno]

Physics beats chemistry.

 

[Lisa!]

Metaphsics beats physics!

 

[scott1]

Einstien beats Metaphysics

 

[arildno]

The cosmological constant beat Einstein.

 

[scott1]

Hubble beats The cosmological constant

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

faulty mirrors beat Hubble

 

[moose]

faulty mirrors beat Hubble

*is tempted to say hammer*

Nasa beats faulty mirrors.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

*is tempted to say hammer*

Nasa beats faulty mirrors.

If you used a hammer the mirrors would still be broken.

Hummmmmm... to be tactful or not.

JPL unit conversions beats NASA.

 

[Blahness]

"Gangstas" with uzis defeat JPL unit.

 

[scott1]

*is tempted to say hammer*

Nasa beats faulty mirrors.

I'am not sure beats mirrors

Proper english beats "Gangstas"

 

[scott_alexsk]

Poetic License beats proper English

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

"Gangstas" with uzis defeat JPL unit.

Ok that is a bit far fetched on how to counter the Jet Propulsion Laboratory's incapacity to convert english mesurments into metric mesurments, but oh well.

Bitter college English professor beats Poetic License

 

[JamesU]

ebola beats bitter college english professor

 

[Mk]

Bubonic plague beats ebola.

 

[arildno]

Antibiotics beats bubonic plague