Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.

Do we have a member with an absolute pitch?

I always failed to figure out that very first note at the beginning (whistle/flute):

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DaveC426913]

I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.

You have an ear for this. I'd say you nailed it. It's a dirge.

 

[WWGD]

How about you try whistling this:

 

[WWGD]

Strange I used to be able to whistle, but not anymore. Same motion but barely any sound comes out.

 

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[jtbell]

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My on that post is actually from my wife, who has a PhD in German.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

Some of them want a bleu cheese
Some of them want to be a bleu

 

[Ibix]

How about you try whistling this:View attachment 302418

Play a few bars on the harmonica first.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

No matter how sad you are
there always burns a light for you
in the fridge!

 

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[DrClaude]

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Who dares call Dr Brian May an "amateur" astrophysicist?

 

[WWGD]

Who dares call Dr Brian May an "amateur" astrophysicist?

I guess the same person who calls Frederick Mercury a physicist.

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

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Well said.

I remember a movie where Bruce Willis, I think it was, is being held at gunpoint by the bad guys who threaten to torture him. He says something like "Ah, jeez, your not going to make me listen to rap music are you?".

 

[fresh_42]

Well said.

I remember a movie where Bruce Willis, I think it was, is being held at gunpoint by the bad guys who threaten to torture him. He says something like "Ah, jeez, your not going to make me listen to rap music are you?".

I remember a similar scene with Willis about Funk in 'The Last Boy Scout'.

 

[phinds]

I remember a similar scene with Willis about Funk in 'The Last Boy Scout'.

Well, maybe that was it. I remembered rap but my memory isn't what it used to be (see note below)

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.

 

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[WWGD]

Well, maybe that was it. I remembered rap but my memory isn't what it used to be (see note below)

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be!

 

[WWGD]

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I guess Will Smith is not like scissors.

 

[fresh_42]

I guess Will Smith is not like scissors.

They all lose to Lemmy!

 

[WWGD]

They all lose to Lemmy!

Lemmy punch him in the face.

 

[gmax137]

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.

I saw this just today:

I find these days that most of my conversations start out with, "Did I tell you this already" or "What was I going to say"

 

[WWGD]

I saw this just today:

Or maybe it's just Deja Vu all over again.