Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

Does that make the bearded guy a Zodette?

I think he's the drummer.

 

[fresh_42]

I think he's the drummer.

And she is the hummer? Wouldn't that make it "Zod and the Zummers"?

 

[nsaspook]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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But they save a lot of server space because they won't have to protocol the communication anymore!

 

[Bandersnatch]

First man on the moon:
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[dextercioby]

 

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[BillTre]

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Lightning Rod?

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

Hello. Please explain the joke please. Thank you.

I can link to the German thesis addressing all its implications.

 

[fresh_42]

Speed limit of the week!

 

[Ibix]

Speed limit of the week!

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It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to $13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}$.

 

[fresh_42]

It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to $13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}$.

I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...

Spoiler

... at the bottom side.

 

[Ibix]

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I had assumed this was Photoshop until I saw a coyote silhouette sticker on a dent in real life the other day.

 

[Ibix]

I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...

Spoiler

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... at the bottom side.

Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[fresh_42]

Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?

It is indeed, but I'd recommend the Welsh part, and before I forget ...

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.

...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

Speed limit of the week!

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I think this is as close as the USA will get to the SI system when asked to enforce a 20 km/h speed limit.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[benorin]

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Oh, the irony!

 

[fresh_42]

Oh, the irony!

Indeed! And London isn't the cheapest place to work. The position requires at least a ticket for the tube and money to have lunch.

 

[benorin]

 

[fresh_42]