- #16,836
- 3,309
- 8,700
Collection of Lame Jokes
- Thread starter quddusaliquddus
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jokes
In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
- #16,837
- 19,706
- 25,679
- #16,838
- 19,706
- 25,679
- #16,839
- 2,139
- 2,715
- #16,840
- 19,706
- 25,679
- #16,841
- 19,706
- 25,679
- #16,842
Borg
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 2,202
- 4,541
Very timely for me. I'm retiring tomorrow from a company that I worked at for 23 years. Nobody has asked me to say a few words though. 
Last edited:
- #16,843
- 3,309
- 8,700
- #16,844
DrClaude
Mentor
- 8,460
- 5,650
Who was the Roman emperor that was killed by a lion?
Hint: This is literally a lame joke
Claude
Hint: This is literally a lame joke
- #16,845
- 2,019
- 825
DrClaude said:Who was the Roman emperor that was killed by a lion?
Claude
Hint: This is literally a lame joke
-Dan
- #16,846
nuuskur
Science Advisor
- 909
- 1,120
I'm too stupid for this.. is this word play? Claude .. Clawed?DrClaude said:Who was the Roman emperor that was killed by a lion?
Claude
Hint: This is literally a lame joke
- #16,847
- 19,706
- 25,679
Me, too. I even refused to read it as Claude. I only saw Claudius.nuuskur said:
- #16,848
DrClaude
Mentor
- 8,460
- 5,650
Yes.nuuskur said:
- #16,849
nuuskur
Science Advisor
- 909
- 1,120
Oh ..I'm blind. Now I see it. Lame, alright 
- #16,850
- 19,706
- 25,679
- #16,851
BillTre
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 2,591
- 10,614
- #16,852
- 3,309
- 8,700
I was reading (i.e. pronouncing) the name in french ("klo-d" vs "kla-oud"), so it didn't work for me at all either. Attempting to pronounce it in english only ended up in "cloud", which made no sense.fresh_42 said:
- #16,853
- 3,309
- 8,700
- #16,854
- 19,039
- 14,627
Today was not a good day. I decided to try horse back riding this morning to relax. It turned out to be a freak'n mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, and told me to stay away from the handicap carts.
- #16,855
- 2,139
- 2,715
- #16,856
- 2,139
- 2,715
- #16,857
- 2,139
- 2,715
- #16,858
- 3,309
- 8,700
Cow farts come from the dairy air.
- #16,859
- 19,039
- 14,627
- #16,860
gmax137
Science Advisor
Education Advisor
- 2,974
- 3,253
copied and saved for later use, thanks!phinds said:
- #16,861
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,378
- 11,343
- #16,862
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,378
- 11,343
- #16,863
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,378
- 11,343
- #16,864
- 3,309
- 8,700
- #16,865
- 13,366
- 3,518
- #16,866
DennisN
Gold Member
2023 Award
- 2,091
- 8,642
- #16,867
DennisN
Gold Member
2023 Award
- 2,091
- 8,642
- #16,868
DennisN
Gold Member
2023 Award
- 2,091
- 8,642
- #16,869
berkeman
Mentor
- 68,297
- 22,021
From FB today:
- #16,870
- 3,309
- 8,700
I had a crazy dream last night!
I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.