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You're giving the wolf quite a workout 
Collection of Lame Jokes
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Lame is asked, lame I give!phinds said:
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Baluncore
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A better description may be "lamentable".
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Rob from the rich, give to the Thor?
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Maybe the priests are there because the car's being repossessed?DennisN said:
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"Shall we meet for 1-2 beers this evening?"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
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You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...fresh_42 said:
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Yes. It had been advertised as all-you-can-eat trip!topsquark said:
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Nope!topsquark said:
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The sea levels were high, and soon the passengers would be too...
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And here comes a real "lame" ark joke:
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Dear women, please don't do that! This is really disgusting!
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.
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