Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

I could never leave my optometrist girlfriend. I would tell her that I couldn't see her anymore.
She would lean closer and say, "Can you see me now?"

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

I just took a shower.
You have no idea how hard it was to sneak it out of Home Depot.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[topsquark]

Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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I''m a fan of Tarantino. Unfortunately, he cannot be quoted at PF. I tried.

 

[fresh_42]

It's called: the departure from cubism.

 

[topsquark]

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Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

-Dan

 

[berkeman]

Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

Speak for yourself. They all have one hump, so it's always seemed obvious to me...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

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That shore is a drag.
They couldn't be more pacific!
Anyways, probably not good for you - it doesn't say electro lite.One good recipee is Himalayan rabbit stew.
I did mine yesterday and it was fantastic.
Found himalayan in the middle of the road.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

Mock the Week had a "rejected exam questions" prompt in one segment. Hugh Dennis came out with "Modern Art exam, question 1. What the **** is that meant to be?"

 

[fresh_42]

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For his life's work - Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Keith Richards​

It was long overdue: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards finally received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his tireless research work with all kinds of substances.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

M.C.Escher's stairway

 

[Ibix]

M.C.Escher's stairway

"My decorations are in the attic - I'll go downstairs and get them."
- M.C. Escher puts up his Christmas decorations.

 

[phinds]

For his life's work - Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Keith Richards​

It was long overdue: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards finally received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his tireless research work with all kinds of substances.

When God was explaining the rules of the Garden of Eden to Adam, Adam saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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I learned recently that deer will eat baby birds that have fallen out of nests.

 

[phinds]

Animal moods:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

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We're safe as long as he cuts back on his movies.

 

[nsaspook]

A novel body-temperature superconductor

 

[Swamp Thing]

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A novel body-temperature superconductor

Shoutout to Quantum Consciousness

 

[BillTre]