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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Well-digger's chant: Boron

"Prometheum anything, but give her Arpége."

What does a doctor do? Helium? Curium?

Have went (bad grammar) = Argon

What does a gravedigger do? Barium

What does a cop do? Cesium

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg
 
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jtbell said:
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg
Since it's highly exothermic, it's OMg in more ways than one. :oldwink:
 
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jtbell said:
From the Walmart web site:

Manual Sausage Enema Machine

Sounds kinky... :wideeyed:
May I be the first to say that I'm not going to click on that "link."

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
May I be the first to say that I'm not going to click on that "link."
I don't blame you, but I'm a medical professional and I was curious, so I clicked on in. It was pretty benign, and sausage oriented. :smile:
 
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A Google search for "sausage enema" turned up a Reddit discussion which includes the following comments:

灌腸 (guanchang) is a local street snack in Beijing. You start with pig intestine, fill it with flour and rice, and fry it in lard. Calling it a "sausage" confuses things because to an English speaker "sausage" usually conveys a meat product.
guànchang/ guàncháng (stress on 灌) "sausage stuffed with rice" guàn cháng (stress on 腸) "to irrigate the bowels"

Another Reddit discussion includes this picture:

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jtbell said:
Another Reddit discussion includes this picture:
I am a a big fan of Chinglish! :biggrin:

Does this thingy take trash and make it into trash items, one wonders?
Or maybe it takes collected trash and spreads it around?

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"A 2007 sign on a trash bin for non-recyclable waste at the Xi'an Xianyang International Airport." (from Wikipedia)
 
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How do you call Batman when he's injured?

Bruised Wayne
 
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How many elephants can fit inside a Mini?

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Four: two in the front, two in the back.
 
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How do you know there are eight elephants in a church?

There are two Minis in the parking lot.
 
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What's it like living in Wales?

Ask Jonah!
 
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Those who proved the violation of Bell's inequality received the No-Bell prize.
 
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The remaining manuscripts of Steven Hawking were published into a book. It's about time!
 
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I got 'caught' by a plagiarism program once on an exam where I was instructed to submit my exam with specific section and title names. It flagged those items. :rolleyes:
 
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Perhaps not in the spirit of the thread, but I feel it should be pointed out that these tools are not "plagiarism detectors", they are text matching tools. One cannot just look at the matching percentage and conclude "plagiarism". It is necessary for the user to draw relevant conclusions whether the matching text constitutes plagiarism or not.
 
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