Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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In case they're hungry.

 

[jtbell]

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

 

[jack action]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[phinds]

 

[nsaspook]

No justice, no cheese.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Orodruin]

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A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:

- I am a type-A, says the priest.

- I know I am type-B, says the imam.

The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:

- I think … I think … I am a type-O

 

[DaveC426913]

I just whipped this up...

 

[WWGD]

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New particle found in bathrooms: The Letrino.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Borg]

Wow. Just imagine if they wrote those down!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[gmax137]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.

 

[DrGreg]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.

Opinion is divided.

 

[Ibix]

Irrational people don't get it.

 

[Orodruin]

At least when you do addition there is a big plus.

 

[WWGD]

I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

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Looks fiddly to maintain.

 

[berkeman]

Looks fiddly to maintain.

At least they don't need to worry about air bubbles in the IV lines...

 

[topsquark]

I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.

You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan

 

[OCR]

You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan

I'll buy that. . . .

.

 

[DrGreg]

I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper.

To be pedantic the phrase should really be "proper fraction of the cost".

 

[renormalize]

--Forewarned is half an octopus.
--Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside it's too dark to read.

 

[Borg]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

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...We're all prisoners of our own device.