Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[pinball1970]

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I could add to that but I won't. I think you summed things up quite well.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

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Now remake that map taking into account that you can only walk on land and that some land is not suitable for walking …

 

[jack action]

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[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

One word: EjectionSeat...

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

LOL fresh. Took me way too long!

 

[fresh_42]

LOL fresh. Took me way too long!

I liked the guy with his tongue out.

 

[Orodruin]

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Q: What did the snail say when riding the turtle?

A: Ouieeeeeeeeee!

 

[malawi_glenn]

@WWGD here is a variation of number 10 on that list of yours

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Ibix]

We really need that groan emoji...

 

[Orodruin]

@WWGD here is a variation of number 10 on that list of yours
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[malawi_glenn]

Is that Martinus Veltman?

 

[Orodruin]

Is that Martinus Veltman?

If that is what you bee-hold.

 

[malawi_glenn]

i got the joke, but dude was seriously clone of Veltman

 

[malawi_glenn]

probably posted here 500 times already.
I show this to my students when we go over indefinite integrals

 

[fresh_42]

 

[George Jones]

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probably posted here 500 times already.
I show this to my students when we go over indefinite integrals

Reminds me of my calculus teacher's joke:
$$\int{\frac{d\left(mower\right)}{mower}} = ?$$

 

[berkeman]

If that is what you bee-hold.

I'm still trying to decide whether to delete and infract you for this post, Oro, for the obscene gesture directed at the poor little bees. Except it looks like the bee-holder only has 3 fingers total on his right hand, so I guess I have to give you a pass (again) this time...

 

[Orodruin]

Except it looks like the bee-holder only has 3 fingers total on his right hand

Bees might disagree to being held …

 

[malawi_glenn]

I'm still trying to decide whether to delete and infract you for this post, Oro, for the obscene gesture directed at the poor little bees.

I'll make sure he Bee-have in the future Berke

My aspirin +C joke was deleted :(

 

[Swamp Thing]

Q: What did the snail say when riding the turtle?

A: Ouieeeeeeeeee!

This is the first time I saw an "ISpoiler". At first, I didn't even notice it. Which says something about my screen hygiene.But I happened to hover over the signature line, and then I thought the snail said to the tortoise, "You did not take relativity of simultaneity into account".

 

[Ibix]

I thought the snail said to the tortoise, "You did not take simultaneity of relativity into account".

Technically it's an issue even at a literal snail's pace...