Collection of Lame Jokes

[DennisN]

 

[kuruman]

I was wondering, why a Frisbee appears larger the closer it gets. Then, it hit me.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

If the man who has to photoshop the photos is a mathematician ...

 

[Keith_McClary]

If the man who has to photoshop the photos is a mathematician ...

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Here is the before & after:

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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Like this one:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

I wrote a pretentious little booklet as a followup to Wiener's " I am a Mathematician". I titled mine just " So am I".

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

I wrote a pretencious little booklet as a followup to Wiener's " I am a Mathematician". I titled mine just " So am I".

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

"Neil A." backwards is "Alien".

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

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I only scored 6 out of 9.

 

[WWGD]

I only scored 6 out of 9.

EDIT: I mistook for GabeD426913 ! ;).

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

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I prefer to keep mine in my backpack ;).

 

[DaveC426913]

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The irony of course is that, in reality, it collided with an immovable concrete barrier at 110km/h.
Pretty impressive really.

 

[WWGD]

The irony of course is that, in reality, it collided with an immovable concrete barrier at 110km/h.
Pretty impressive really.

I remember seeing a while back a picture (maybe photoshopped) of some anti-terrorist force riding one of these mini cars and then the members coming out of it , as if clowns packed in a car, and then drinking one of these fruity- blue-ish drinks in Starbucks. Not too intimidating.

 

[berkeman]

I prefer to keep mine in my backpack ;).

Your squirrel or your Smart Car?

 

[DennisN]

Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

"Neil A." backwards is "Alien".

I can't remember if I've posted this before:

 

[WWGD]

Your squirrel or your Smart Car?

Edit: Instead of Shrimp in the Barbie, it's Squirrel in the Barbie. Backpack contains Portable Barbie.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]