Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Ivan Seeking]

All doorways should have a warning sign: Walking through this doorway too slowly may cause you to diffract.

 

[fresh_42]

All doorways should have a warning sign: Walking through this doorway too slowly may cause you to diffract.

But if you're too fast you might use the doorway next to it!

 

[phinds]

But if you're too fast you might use the doorway next to it!

I think that's only if you have a split personality.

 

[DrGreg]

But if you're too fast you might use the doorway next to it!

You could use both doorways, but only if nobody's looking.

 

[fresh_42]

I think that's only if you have a split personality.

Nope. I minimum of uncertainty is enough.